Did anyone else watch Dawson's Creek tonight? So, as bad as the show already is, this "Halloween" episode was quite possibly one of the worst ones I have ever seen. EVER. Why do they even bother trying to make it all scary? It ends up looking like ass, and it ruins the entire show. I wanted to kick Dawson's face more than anything... The most satifying part was when Audrey slapped Pacey on the face. Hard.

So. How was your night?

I have to wear a costume for extra credit in European History tomorrow. And just so everyone knows, I look totally hot in a toga.

Hahaha... Wow... Bizarre Death indeed... I'm just glad that it *was* an urban legend. You should check out some of the other stuff they have there. It's fun to laugh at other people's misfortunes.

Oh, and just for the record. I love titties and beer.

I'm currently in the office at school right now... Office aide stuff... Which pretty much involves me sitting around and running an errand every now and then. Easy stuff... I love listening to the conversations that people have in the halls though. Especially the ones of those really ghetto girls who yell everything they say even though they are walking right next to each other. Those are the best...

I have the hiccups. And everytime I hiccup I can taste the crunchy shrimp sushi with lots of wasabi I had for dinner. Yum.

I really really don't want to go to school tomorrow. Ugh... But at least I have Friday off... Yay Halloween.

Oh! This is killing me. Who sings this song? It sound so familiar but I can't seem to figure it out. Gah! Help me out here, people.

You know how you'd love to kill those pop-ups that clutter you computer screen everytime you surf the net? Well, now you can with B3ta's Realistic Internet Simulator. Now you can waste your time killing those damn pop-ups while listening to the beautiful music that plays in the background.

So it's been a while... And by "a while", I mean "3 days". I've been kinda swamped with school stuff this past week. My teachers love to pile everything in right before the six-weeks ends. I took the ACTs this morning, and thoroughly fried my brain. I'm kinda disappointed because the test itself was not difficult, but I lost track of time and wasn't able to finish a couple of the sections. Oh well. It's was my last standardized test so I'm happy. Wait. No. I have to take the SATs again in November. Damnit. Oh and I have to take SAT II. I hate life.

I watched the Royal Tenenbaums tonight, it's good stuff.

The Saturday Five!
1. What is your favorite scary movie? Glitter. (Haha. Just kidding. I would not waste 2 hours of my precious life to watch that atrocious movie. My favorite is The Ring, both versions.)

2. What is your favorite Halloween treat? Chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate

3. Do you dress up for Halloween? If so, describe your best Halloween costume. Yeah, I've dressed up almost every single year since I've been in the states except for last Halloween. I think my best one was when I dressed up as a butterfly in 8th grade. I painted a really pretty butterfly on my face with lots of different colors, and used lots of glitter. I had a flower wreath on my head, and curled my hair. I wore this long flowy yellow dress that was once a bridesmade dress. Oh and I also had butterfly wings. Can't forget about those. It was fun. Perhaps I will do that again this year.

4. Do you enjoy going to haunted houses or other spooky events? I like going with a big group of people. The haunted houses here are really lame, so they won't be fun unless you are there with a lot of your friends.

5. Will you dress up for Halloween this year? I have to for European History. We can get extra credit if we dress up like someone from modern Euro History to school for the whole day. That's gonna be great. But... My friend is having a party at her barn that night, so I don't know if I will dress up later or not. I really want to go get candy... You know, cause it'll probably be the last year for me to do so and all. I don't know. We'll see.

I guess that's about it for now. I'm probably heading on over to bed sometime soon. Don't forget, kids, daylight savings tonight. Set your clocks back an hour early. And you know what that means right? Ooooh yeah. One extra hour of sleep. =)

Steve sent me this link which says that if a homerun ball of any member of the baseball team in San Francisco hits this big floating target, Taco Bell will offer everyone in the US a free taco.

C'mon you baseball people. I'm gonna be expecting one of them free tacos here sometime soon. You know, cause I want to "think outside the bun".

Which is Worse? Here are some of my answers (* indicates what I chose):

*Pissing a marble
Crapping a softball

Talking to a group of people dumber than you
*Being dumber than the bunch of people you're talking to

*Being chased by an angry dog
Having an angry cat jump on your face

*Burning to death
Freezing to death

*Having an itch on your foot with your shoes on
Having an itch in you butt with your pants on

French kissing a horse
*French kissing your grandma

*Having a booger sticking out of your nose
Having a huge piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth

Finding a used condom
*Finding a used tampon

Going insane
*Becoming paralyzed
Losing a limb

*Eating monkey brains
Eating live worms

*Forgetting to put on deodorant
Forgetting to brush your teeth

Being called by a telemarketer
Spam in my e-mail
*Door to door salespeople

Overdressed at a casual party
*Underdressed at a formal party

Losing my bikini top
*Losing my bikini bottom

*A date with bad B.O.
*A date with really bad breath.
(I really can't decide which is worse...)

*Dumped for my best friend
Dumped for my worst enemy

*Hairy backs on men
Hairy legs on women

Blind date for the prom
*No date for the prom

*Finding a bug in my sandwich
Finding hair in my soup

Throwing up
*Having the runs

*A ear full of wax
A nose full of hair

*Surprise pop quizzes
Homework over the weekend

*My favorite band breaking up
My favorite TV show being cancelled

*Waiting hours for an important phone call
The phone ringing off the hook for hours

Person in front of me paying with all pennies
*Me paying with all pennies

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit
*Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I committed

*No air conditioning on a hot day
No heater on a cold day

Peeing on the side of the highway where other cars can see me
*Peeing in my pants because I can't make it to the rest area in time

A dog that lives at the humane society that no one wants to adopt
*A dog that lives on the streets

*Being obese
*Being anorexic
(Once again, I'm going with both.)

Going to war
*Living without freedom

*The name P. Diddy
The name Puff Daddy
The name Sean "Puffy" combs

Game shows
*Reality shows
Talk shows
Sitcoms

*Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars)
Frank, the talking Pug (MIB II)
Scrappy-Doo (Scooby Doo)

A smile stuck on your face forever
*A frown stuck on your face forever

The US government looking for you
*Mobsters looking for you

Childhood with no toys
*Adulthood with no imagination

*Eating dog food
Eating moldy bread

Just for the record, a lot of these questions I had trouble picking an answer to, and I only chose both for those that I really really could not pick one or the other. Anyway, what do you think?

My mom suprised me by telling me that I was get two immunization shots today after school. How pleasant. Actually, it wasn't bad at all. I don't know how I can still complain about a silly little needle after getting a hole through my stomach. I just stared at the nurse as she injected me with the drugs. Mmm.... drugs. My arm is kinda sore now, but that's because I keep poking at it cause I'm a freak like that... *Poke Poke*

I get to read 156 pages of a really crappy book by tomorrow. Yay! However, my English teacher told us that we might be reading Fight Club next semester instead of one of the other shitty books that we were supposed to read. That would just be grand.

I really like Gorillaz's song, "Sound Check".

As I was coming home, I saw a guy with a dangley bunny that says, "You smell like butt" hanging from his rearview mirror. It made me happy.

Alright~ I'm gonna go start reading my book and hope that I don't pass out in the process. Toodles!

Hrm.... Exactly how I feel. ^_^

Oh and yes, I'm up at 4:40 in the morning. That's only because I fell asleep before I got to finish my homework so it's a good thing that I woke up so I could. Yay me.

I am studying for an Anatomy quiz tomorrow and I realize that I love these terms. They make me happy:

Albumin
Stratified Squamous
Coagulation
Phagocytosis
Erythropoietin
Flaccid
Jejunum
Simple Cuboidal
Gastrula
Rugae
Terotogen
Sphygmomanometer
Globulin
Yolk Sac
Acetabulum
Phalanges
Astigmatism
Flagella

Mmm... Fun with vocab.

I downloaded AOL 8.0 last night and installed it today. I can't decide if I like it or not. There's a lot of new features such as new/different themes, and wallpapers, and sounds but I never use those anyway so they are of no use to me. It's kinda pretty though. Then again, AOL will eat ass no matter how pretty it gets.

I went out to eat Italian food with my mom tonight. I *love* Italian. It's almost up there with Japanese food... not quite. But almost.

Umm... I should clean my closet and my room because it's really messy. I can't even see the floor to my closet but I'm really tired right now and I'm not sure if I want to do anything except for sleep.

I was talking to a friend last night and I know what else I want for Christmas. You see, I was talking about how I liked pancakes. But I also like waffles. And I like to use pancake mix in a waffle maker. And then I wondered if it would make me a traitor to waffles and pancakes that I did that... he told me no. So anyway, I want a waffle maker for Christmas. And a Geroge Foreman grill. And the Monsters Inc. DVD. You got all that? ^_^

It's 9. I better go get started on homework. Yay... oodles of fun.

"We're gonna tear this mug up." ~Math Teacher

Someone searched for "Vagina Juice" on yahoo.com and ended up here. That is gross, okay? DON'T DO THAT!!

Then again, why did I have those words posted here, anyway?

I am really bad at getting these posted every single Friday... Oh well, here goes:

1. How many TVs do you have in your home? Just one. We don't have room for any more though I wish I had one in my room. Oh wait, not after watching The Ring. =)

2. On average, how much TV do you watch in a week? Mmm... depends on the week I guess. Once I start watching I will keep watching for countless hours, but I don't usually start watching. I guess... at least 4 hours a week. Sometimes 37.

3. Do you feel that television is bad for young children? Yes. Television is the Devil.

4. What TV shows do you absolutely HAVE to watch, and if you miss them, you're heartbroken? Friends, Will and Grace, and ER.

5. If you had the power to create your own television network, what would your line-up look like? I would play bad 80's made-for-TV movies. All the time. That and a lot of Mary Kate and Ashley movies because they are the coolest.

I should take a shower cause I'm feeling mighty gross. But I'm too lazy... maybe I will roll around for a little while more...

Boy came home this weekend for fall break. We went to see The Ring last night... and... Good God it is probably the scariest movie I have ever seen. The Japanese version was good but you don't really know why things are the way they are unless you've seen The Ring 2 and 3. But the American version explain things very well and I liked how things intertwined with one another. It was neat. There were definitely some "excuse me while I wet myself" moments, but was neat nonetheless. So yeah, I really liked it. Granted, I had my eyes closed for 1/3 of the entire movie, but it was still good! =) Yeah! So... you all should go watch it. You might want to curl up in a fetal position and cry if you were a wimp like me though, but you should check it out anyway. It will definitely get you thinking twice about watching TV. ^_^

Tell me how it goes for you if you see it~

I went to the Incubus concert tonight with 14 of my friends. It was awesome and having all my friends there made everything 10 times better. We goofed around a lot and probably pissed everyone off around us. You know, we were that "annoying crowd". But we had a good time, and Incubus wasn't so bad either =) Actually, we all came to the same conclusion that Brandon Boyd is hot. My throat also hurts now. Hopefully I get to sound like a frog tomorrow. =)

I shall go to finish up some homework now~ Night night.

Today has been productive. That has not happened in a long while. I came today and worked on college applications for about 3 hours, did calculus for about 1 and a half, almost finished an English project, and now I'm finishing up my European History questions. Yay me. However, I'm exhausted, and I wish I could have been in bed 4 hours ago... *Yawn*

I stayed up until 1:30 last night finishing Ender's Game. I think I am in love. It is a truly amazing book and will probably be one of my favorites for a long time to come. You know how with some books after you finish reading them, you think that they are good, but they don't stick in your head afterwards.? Ender's game did. I mean, I stayed up for another 20 or so minutes just thinking about everything that I had just read and trying to make things that seemed ambiguous more clear. It completely nerdified me. Plus, it's a science fiction book =) Of course, I get to follow this book up with Jane Eyre, which is a unnecessarily long and boring book I read Sophomore year. But, you gotta read Ender's Game. And that's a lot coming from me because I never read. ^_~

I better go finish up what I was doing, but I will leave you all with some Buggin' Lovin'. G'night~

Tammy has the worst short term memory. Ever. It's so bad that quite a few times I couldn't even get one right. It's so bad that I tried to cheat by writing as many as I could down so I would just have to remember two, and I still couldn't do it. Yeah. I suck big time.

I have a question: The Sunkist Fruit Snacks are these little fruit shaped snacks that supposedly taste like the real deal. They have orange colored ones in a shape of an orange which taste like oranges, red colored strawberry shaped ones which taste like strawberries, and so forth. There are ones for cherries, lemons, limes, and for pinapples. Now, what I don't get is, why the pinapple shaped fruit snack that tastes like pinapples are blue. Now I can understand with a fruit such as the watermelon, a fruit snack can be colored either green or red, given that a watermelon is green on the outside, and red on the inside. There's some leeway of fruit snack coloring there. But blue? For a pineapple? I don't get it.

Maybe I should um... try that thing some people like to call "sleep" and stop pondering over the color of fruit snacks, hmm?

I took SATs this morning. And just so everyone knows so they will stop asking me about it: It went okay. I don't know how well I did. I'm just glad it's over. So. It'd be great if you guys would not ask me how it went because I don't really want to think about it anymore. Thanks =)

Aside from that damned test eating half my brain this morning, nothing fun happened tonight. I fell asleep on my living room floor while watching TV, then I woke up, crawled into bed and fell asleep some more. Then I fried the other half of my brain by watching TV for the rest of the night. It was exciting.

My jaw pops everytime I open my mouth. Why?

Oh, and an uselses fun fact about me for every day this past week:
1. If you could only choose 1 cd to ever listen to again, what would it be? Dave Matthews - Crash or Weezer - Pinkerton (that's two, isn't it? Oh well.)

2. If you could only choose 2 movies to watch ever again, what would they be? Lion King (shut up it's my favorite movie of all time) and Office Space.

3. If you could only choose 3 books to read ever again, what would they be? The Joy Luck Club, Guess How Much I Love You, The Count of Monte Cristo.

4. If you could only choose 4 things to eat or drink ever again, what would they be? Sushi, Burger King french fries, animal crackers, and orange juice.

5. If you could only choose 5 people to ever be/talk/associate/whatever with ever again, who would they be? What a sad question. I guess I would have to go with Sivan, Esther, David, Lauren, and YOU, of course ^_~ (Oh c'mon. I wouldn't leave you out now. Plus, I don't want anyone of you to come up to me 10 years from now saying, "WHY DIDN'T YOU LIST ME, YOU COLD, HEARTLESS BITCH??" cause I know you guys will do that and all... *cough*.

Umm... Anyway. Have a great rest of the weekend, folks. Try to stay off the sex.

I really want to see Spirited Away and The Ring and Audition sometime real soon. Would anyone care to join me? Please? I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE!!!! THEY ARE SCARY!!! (Well, except for Spirited Away.) What is it with me and Japanese movies recently? Sheesh.

I have this skirt that makes me look like I have a penis. You see, it's a cute short jean skirt that I got in Taiwan, but the way it folds at the crotch area makes me look I have a serious boner. I've worn it pleanty of times before but I didn't notice it until about 2 weeks ago when I was walking down the stairs at school and I looked down and thought, "Holy crap, I have an erection!" I spent the rest of the day showing it off to people =) I only mention this because I wore that skirt today and had quite a number of my friends yell, "HEY! IT'S THE PENIS SKIRT!!!"

Uh oh. I bet there are going to be some dirty google searches that link to this site now. BRING IT ON, BABY!!!

Here's a long list of completely useless yet amusing facts that you could look at to kill some time. I actually got around to using one of those facts today when I was talking to Heather. She was wearing this sweatshirt that was all torn up and I told her that when she's hungry, she should eat real food. And she goes, "like... my arm?" That's when I told her that, If an octopus is hungry enough, it will eat its own arms, complete with a visual demonstration (of me gnawing on my right arm). It was good fun.

I just adopted this atrocious waste of time and space:

I can't decide whether it looks like the crack baby of flubber, a dancing condom, or your mom. Whatever, you decide.

So I watched Dawson's Creek tonight. Yeah yeah, spare me. I can't believe I'm still watching it either. But! I can explain! Last week, I went to go work on our float for homecoming (which, by the way, kicked ass and we won) and I was thirsty so I went inside the house to get something to drink. There, I discovered a heap of my friends with their eyes adamantly glued on the TV. I realized that they were all watching DC, and so I decided to join in. Now see, I've come to realize that it's not a great show. It contains an overabundance of poor acting by 30 year old people portraying teenagers who use words that can only be found on SATs. But it's addicting. I only say that because I've watched it from the first season, so as much as the show sucks, I still wonder what's happened to each character. Okay yeah. Bad excuse. I'm addicted. Sorry.

Speaking of SATs, I'm taking that this Saturday, bright and early. I'm going over the 3,500 word vocabulary list as we speak. Why on earth did we invent so many friken words? I mean, I'm sure we can all get by with about 500, right? YOU ONLY NEED ONE WORD FOR EACH MEANING, GODDAMNIT! I am still on the A words... *Sigh*

I am listening to Dixie Chicks - I Can Love You Better. It's fun. And very um... Country. Hey, I live in Nashville, okay? It's bound to wear off on me *some* day. ^_~

I'm probably gonna go to bed soon. Early again! Whoa, that's two nights in a row. Impressive. I love it when I have 3 substitute teachers...

I was checking peoples' away messages (Hey! I know all of you do that too... ) and 6 people out of 15 who were away said that they were watching Smallville. So now I'm wondering if this show is really that good... Anyway, I am going to bed. *Gasp* It's only 8:30 too! Go Tammy! ^_^

Someone sent this to me tonight: The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of it only makes it to his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads. And you wonder why ocean water is so salty...

Mmm. I love me some whale sperm.

A Ferris Bueller quote on Ari's profile: "I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me". A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus - I'd still have to bum rides off of people."

No school today! Woo! I slept all day and afternoon and that was really nice except for the fact that I will not be able to fall back asleep tonight. That's okay though since I have a lot to do. I went to see Sweet Home Alabama last night with Carly and we saw a couple of our friends there who were watching the same movie. It was cute even though Reese Witherspoon cannot pull a Southern accent very well. I can! Haha. A Chinese girl with an Southern accent. =)

I made killer omelettes this morning. Mmm... Yum. I think I want to make some more cause I'm really hungry and all we have at home are saltine crackers. Those don't have very much taste. >_<

My mommy came home yesterday, yay! I missed her, though it was really nice nothing having her on my back every single minute. Plus, I'm really gonna miss not having a curfew. ^_~

Esther got me to like Wang Lee-Hom a whole lot when she spent the night on Saturday. Speaking of Saturday, I babysat. Yeah. Me. Babysitting. A 10 month old child. Is that not a frightening thought? I didn't have too much trouble with her except when I tried to take her out of the shower and when I tried to put her to sleep the first time. I don't see how so much sound can come out of something so small. I was exhausted by 8 o'clock. And that was just one night. Her parents have to do that every single day. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with dull pencils. But! I did manage to not break anything (mainly, the baby), and make 50 bucks in the process. Yay Tammy! Now, what was I saying before I got off track? Oh yeah. Wang Lee-Hom. He's an awesome singer, and he's kinda hot. Good songs to get: Revolution Rotation, Don't Be Afraid, and Frozen Dreams. Yum =) He ranks up there with Jay Chou and David Tao now. Woo Chinese music!

I'm gonna go try to make something to get rid of the hunger in my tummy. Byebye.

Oh goodie, this week's Friday Five is a fun one:

1. What size shoe do you wear? I can wear anything from 6-8. But for the most part it's a size 7 (in Women's, of course).

2. How many pairs of shoes do you own? *Runs to closet to count* 41 total including slippers and my Santa Claus shoes. Granted, I only wear about 5 pairs of those shoes now, and the others just sit there and collect dust.

3. What type of shoe do you prefer (boots, sneakers, pumps, etc.)? Flip flops are my favorite. Then my Birkenstock clogs. I wear them so often that I have trouble walking in high-heels. Remember when I used to wear big old Spice Girls platform shoes with 5 inch heels? Yeah. I'm too clumsy to wear those now.

4. Describe your favorite pair of shoes. Why are they your favorite? My $3.50 Old Navy black flip flops are my favorite because they are the most comfortable and I can walk for a long time in them. The only downsides to wearing those are they have no traction so I slip a lot, and they are a little bit too big so people always step on the heel part, causing me to lose my shoe.

5. What's the most you've spent on one pair of shoes? $60 for my Steve Madden boots. Most of my other shoes are from Payless because I don't have money to buy expensive stuff.

It was a fun night~ Went to the football game then to a friend's house right after. But not before getting hit on by the guy who works at Krystals. I was trying to order some food, and they guy kept asking questions about me and trying to get my number. He was persistant even after I told him that I was still in love with another guy. Finally I said I wasn't interested and to get my damn food because I was hungry. Of course, Heather and Ari just stood on the side and laughed at my agony... But this wasn't nearly as bad as when Heather got hit on by a 40 year old Cowboy at Burger King during lunch. That was classic. HOW COME I DON'T GET ANY COWBOYS??? ^_~
[Update: " HAHAHA, you got hit on by someone at Krystals? I'm not sure which is worse, getting hit on by a guy who works there, or actually going there." -Danny. Hey, their Krystal chiks are good, mmmkay?]

Conversation with three other girls tonight:

"... Yeah and you know what he told me?"
"Penis."
"Ball sac!"
"Scrotum?"
"Vagina juice!"
"COCK!!!"
"What was the question again?"
"External urethral sphincter."

My friends and I are mature. Really.

Oh oh oh! So one of my friends saw the American version of The Ring and he thought it was as good as the Japanese version... I'm gonna take his word on this, and will be *highly* disappointed if I come to find that it sucks. I'm not sure when it's being released in Nashville, and I hope to God that it will cause I really want to see it now. Anyone want to come watch with me and see me get scared shitless?

And before I go work on homework...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIMIA!!!

This will be a post dedicated to Heather.

I didn't get to be friends with her until last year where I had 3 of my classes with her, with two being the Bradshaw block. And since I was pretty good friends with one of her best friends, we ended up doing some projects together, and that lead us to become being friends. Eventually, we started hanging out more, even though most of that "hanging out" was to work on homework. But anyway, Heather is weird. And stupid. And I think she is my soulmate. I love you, Fathead. And... "I wish I didn't smell like dirty asshole." (By the way, she is paying me to say all of this...)

I'm at my friend Heather's house right now... It's raining quite heavily outside. But from where I am sitting, it looks beautiful. I like the rain...

Anywho, I can't wait until this week is over, I'm ready to have another great three-day weekend. Homecoming is on Friday, might be going to a haunted house on Saturday, and Kentucky Kingdom on Monday... Now, just gotta squeeze in some time to study for SATs within the next two weeks or else I will do really crappy like last time. *Sigh* Today has been pretty crummy seeing how I failed two tests. I also saw a friend who was beat up yesterday for no good reason. It makes me sad...

I don't know when I'll get a chance to write next because I will probably be busy for the next couple of days, but I will keep you all updated. No worries =) So, until next time, hope you all are having better days than me.