I moved.

My room rocks. I have my own TV.

But I miss my old room already and I'm suffering through separation anxiety right now.

Molly helped me pack a whole lot. And boy do we have a story for you guys. Just stay tuned. It will be posted up shortly.

I just spent the last hour fishing and digging out weeds.

In a video game.

I have a life, I promise. [I love you Animal Crossing.]

Anyway, I packed tonight. With much help from Carly, Lindsey, Emma, and Hips. Thanks guys. I really appreciated you throwing all my stuff on the floor and then laughing because you knew that I had to pick it all back up. Oh, and fake boobs are totally awesome.

So yeah, that was a fun and exciting night. I am going back to my packing now. I'm going to the Boy's house tomorrow to watch the Titan's game in hopes that they won't suck. G'night, friends.

I know that it's not Christmas anymore. But there is just one more thing that I really want, but unfortunately forgot to ask for.

A Sweet Smelling Sweater Salad.

I don't care which one you get me. Any of them will do, really.

And while you're at it, can you get me some gold spandex as well? Thanks.

[Thanks, Davezilla.]

I have sea monkeys.

Now, if I kill off these things, then I know for sure that I shouldn't get a hamster next semester.

I love you, sea monkeys. Please don't die.

[Edit: I took the pictures down. You don't have to cringe when you come here now. You are very welcome.]

Anyway, I hope you all had a great Christmas and that you guys got everything you wished for and more. I know I did. I got my gamecube and now my life is complete. If I don't talk to you for awhile, you know why.

Hips and I went to Ruby Tuesdays on Christmas Eve for some breakfast lunch. We ate a very large meal. And then we decided to get a very large dessert to top it off. Yum!

[For more accurate proportions, go : here and here.]

Friday Frizzle

1. What was your biggest accomplishment this year? Not failing this past semester.

2. What was your biggest disappointment? When I found out that fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy wuzzy was he?

3. What do you hope the new year brings? Cookies!!! I hope it rains cookies!

4. Will you be making any New Year's resolutions? If yes, what will they be? Not to fail next semester.

5. What are your plans for New Year's Eve? Going out. Drinking lots. Getting naked. Wait no, just kidding. I don't know yet. Why? What are you doing for New Year's Eve, huh?

There is absolutely no food in this apartment.

Wait, scratch that. There is stuff to eat. But then again, I don't know if you would actually call this stuff... "Food".

This really can't be good seeing how I think I have an eating disorder. You know, the one where you can't stop eating anything and everything in sight. Even those flaming cheetos are beginning to look kind of good though I could have sworn that they have been in there since summer. God, you people really are gonna have to start rolling me everywhere. Or you can just take after Kevin~

ll CHOW ll: i'm gonna have to call you tammytammy because there's gonna be two of you...

Anyway, I should go pack. Why, might you ask? Well, I'll tell you. Because I'm moving to Brentwood. So that means that I've got to get everything out of this apartment by the end of this month. And so far all I've got packed are the clothes that I brought back from Austin that I just haven't unpacked yet. Actually, they aren't even really in the suitcase anymore. My clothes are kinda just scattered everywhere on my floor.



I'm royally screwed, huh?

But hey, at least my blue Christmas lights are pretty! Oh so pretty!



Oh, and Merry Christmas Eve, kids.

Yay for being back at home! I got in on Friday night but I have yet to sleep in my own bed. Damn you people for making me spend the night with you! *Shakes fist* (And by you people I really mean Esther and Boy.)

Speaking of The Boy, he and I are about to go do some Christmas shopping in a bit seeing how I have... well... nobody's present yet. Gosh, I'm such a slacker. Watch me end up buying some pink shoes for myself instead. *Sigh*

But in order to go out, I must get clean first. Which means that I have to take one of them shower things... [You've heard of those too, right Stephanie?] TTFN, ta ta for now!

Happy Birthday, Stephanie!!!

I love you. And your floor. And your Tare Panda. Yum!

"Shutthefuckup."
"You fucker!"
"If you had a dick, I'd suck it."
"You're good at being you!"
"OW! My foot!!!"
"I set the ramen on fire!"
"Chie ji pien? Chie shu er pien. Da jia chu lian pien."

Vivian and I are at Stephanie's right now because the dorms kicked us out. So sad... But we made the best of our time together and decided to act like total dorks. Besides, pictures are way more fun than reading about my boring loser life. Hurray!

Have a great winter break, kids. Try not to break yourselves.

I know I'm going to hate myself for doing this... but... I gotta link to my friends. Even if they use crappity crappy crap crap Xanga. [And even if they can't link back!]

Stephanie: I can read you only because you talk like a normal person. And for that I thank you. But seriously, lay off the alcohol and flaming cheetos.

Julie: I also don't mind reading yours because you actually type the way you talk. And you post oh-so-pretty pictures up, and who can say no to pretty pictures?

Vivian: I don't know why you type the way you do, but I still love you anyway. Even if you have an abnormal obsession with your dog.

Lee-Ting

Jonah

Karen

Mike

Connie

Xindy

Jen

Lil' Steve

Ew. I hope this doesn't contaminate Blogger with unfriendly diseases.

I wake up to find a little somethin' somethin' from Emelie:

XsomaX33X: hey i have your cell phone.

Auto response from SooshiMooshi: Hi! I'm idling!

XsomaX33X: so yeah.
XsomaX33X: get it
XsomaX33X: im drunk as hell what a crazy night we had.
XsomaX33X: oh man alive
XsomaX33X: wait i didn't mean to im you. im sorry tammy. what a bad person i am. how embarrasing.
XsomaX33X: ignore ALL of this and have a good saturday morning

I'm just surprised that she was still able to type so well... =)

It's Friday!!!

1. Do you enjoy the cold weather and snow for the holidays? No, not at all.

2. What is your ideal holiday celebration? How, where, with whom would you celebrate to make things perfect? I just want to chill at a home with friends/family/Boy and eat lots and get fat with each other.

3. Do you do have any holiday traditions? Nah. Traditions are overrated.

4. Do you do anything to help the needy? I'm needy! I need help!

5. What one gift would you like for yourself? A lollipop.

It's kind of sad that I've resorted to using my cell phone as a digital camera.

But here are some interesting pictures from this morning as Stephanie, Vivian, Mike, and I went outside to see the sun rise (although it was in vain because it was cloudy out).

SooshiMooshi: you like my hippo!
S e h n E 13: haha... i absolutely LOVE your hippo
SooshiMooshi: oh no, it stopped moving!
S e h n E 13: it did???
SooshiMooshi: i just refreshed the page
SooshiMooshi: there it goes!!
SooshiMooshi: yay!
SooshiMooshi: i wonder where he's going
SooshiMooshi: he seems to be in a hurry
S e h n E 13: to find foooood
S e h n E 13: cuz he's HUNGRY
SooshiMooshi: marbles?
S e h n E 13: hmm. maybe
S e h n E 13: ooh
S e h n E 13: maybe the marbles are rolling away
S e h n E 13: so he's trying to catch up w/ em
SooshiMooshi: oh. that make sense

Me and Stephanie are hippo-loving amoebas

Contrary to popular belief, Blueberry Fanta Slurpees from 7-11 are really good at 6 in the morning. Not to mention, it also makes for a healthy breakfast.

This will be the 3rd and (thankfully) final night in a row where I pull an all-nighter. My schedule for the past few days goes a little something like this:

Study until 8:40 in the morning and go to my 9am final.
Go back to the room at around 10:30.
Pass out until 5pm.
Dick around for a few hours.
Shower.
Go to PCL at 7 or 8.
Study until 8:40 in the morning and go to my 9am final.
*Repeat*

I've screwed up my internal body clock big time. It's no wonder that I'm still sick.

But hey, after a few more hours, I'll be free! Hurray for play time!

Thanks,
Julie: For the get-well bag and the coffee and your hugs. They are much appreciated, and I'm definitely gonna put those Nyquils to good use this weekend.
Stephanie: For making me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts. Your mullet and mini skirt are totally hot, by the way.
Vivian: For lending me your blanket so that I could take a somewhat comfortable nap. Oh, and your gay purple hippo is really soft.
Mike: For just keeping me company all night and making sure that I was feeling okay. You are awesome.

Good luck to the rest of you who have exams this Saturday and next week. Study hard, and gimme a call if you need me to bring you a Blueberry Fanta Slurpee. They're good, I promise.

Wow. Finals have turned me into a vampire.

From Ryan: Have a Great BK Holiday! =)

[Please don't hurt me.]

I pulled an all nighter at the PCL for a 30 minute test. Life works in funny ways.
[Much thanks to DK David for staying up with me and keeping my ass awake to study. Hope your gas problems will go away soon and that you won't explode.]

"Advice to the class.. don’t mess with hyenas, they’ll hunt you down and pull off your testicles (if you are male) then just eat you to death, starting around the anus." ~Online notes from my Biology professor (the same one who talked to us about his lost testicle. He's a weird one.)

[Edit: As much as I would love for Donkey Kong to keep me company while I study, I'm afraid that when I said DK, I meant someone else. I do apologize.]

Hi! I had a grand total of 30 minutes of sleep last night and I just got back from my Economics exam and it was really hard but I'm so delirious right now that nothing matters anymore but I just keep thinking two more days two more days and then I will have nothing do to but fart around and sleep all I want without worrying and what is that smell out in the hall because it's making me nauseous and I really shoullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliuwfdjkjj

Me: Did you know that there is a hormone in milk scientists recently discovered that messes up your body so that it grows a lot faster than normal and can result in long term health defects?
Friend: Are you serious???
Me: No. I just made that up because I hate milk.

My drunken roommate just IMed me before she went to bed, and for some reason, it made me really happy.

Sarahs425UT: goodnight my little star

The other day, as I was going through some old boxes, I stumbled upon my Asian Scroll of Destiny. When I opened it, all I saw was chickenscratch. But then I turned it the other way and realized that it was in Chinese. It said something along the lines of...

On your journey of life, you will learn to become a ninja and kick a lot of ass. Be one with the sword and the star. Along the way, you shall meet Hip Rapper M that will help you on your path of ninjahood. Here is a burka to conceal this scroll, and to make yourself look damn sexy.

I put the burka on. And holycrapI'msohotIcanbarelycontainmyself.

I later discovered that my ASoD was right. Within a few weeks of my incredible journey, I met Hip Rapper M while I was fighting off a band of rabid coyotes.



All M does is rap and occasionally run into me with her huge hips. She says,
My name is Tammy and I'm here to say
I'm a ninja in a brand new way
My sword may look dull and myself immobile
But my fame and my skills are known global
My eyes are Asian and oh so narrow
I'll shoot your wang off with a bow and arrow
I got your fortune cookie today
It says your dead body will be on display
My name is Tammy and I'm here to kill
I'm a ninja looking for a thrill



And then my life was complete. The end.

[Much thanks to Molly for the help on the story, poem, and pictures.]

*Sigh* I really should be studying.

SooshiMooshi: economics makes me want to break things
pink ess enz: so does chem. chem makes me want to hydrochloric acid everything to death

As I got on the elevator this afternoon to go eat...

"Hey."

I looked up and noticed some guy I've never met before. I also noticed that there was no one else on the elevator aside from me and him. So he must be talking to me, right?

"Um. Hi."
"What's up?"
"Not much."
"Studying for finals?"
"Yeah, it's loads of fun."
"Heh, I bet. What do you have to study?"
"Economics..."

My attention was then diverted to a small sandwich bag that Random Dude was holding in his hands. I was confused for a moment as I tried to determine the contents of the bag. It... can't be what I think it is, can it? But my suspicions were soon confirmed. RD was definitely holding a bag of weed. He then proceeded to ROLL A JOINT INSIDE THE ELEVATOR. Did he not realize that there are security guards downstairs? I mean, if you wanna smoke up, then by all means, please do. But seriously, in the elevator?

SooshiMooshi: what's shakin
S e h n E 13: your ass
S e h n E 13: i like
S e h n E 13: a lot

Thanks, Senny B. =)

I've had wet dreams about this day.

And I know you all have too.

The McRib sandwich is now back at McDonalds!!!

Goodbye, healthy diet, and helllooooo heart disease in a box.

I got my ears lowered!!

Can't you tell that I totally love it?

No, but I really do. Shit, for the amount I paid, I better like it. [Didn't I say that the last time I got my hair cut?]

Anyway, so instead of working on my paper and studying like the rest of UT is doing, I'm just farting around and putting things off until the last possible minute. If you wanna learn how to do poorly in college kids, just take after me.

Don't believe me? I've got Quizilla to back me up on this.



I did, however, discover some neat things in my procrastination time.

A 360 degree panoramic shot from the top of Mt. Everest. I played with this for about 5 minutes and I think I got a little motion sickness.

Fat Kid is officially my new hero. [Thanks, Boy]

Adventure Elf! Just beware of the yellow snow. [Thanks, Hips]

My Porn Name is Autumn Foxx. Isn't that sexxy?

A Snowglobe! You can shake people up and make em' real dizzy. [Thanks, Stephanie]

It's time for Snowcraft yet again. This game can provide hours of pure entertainment.

On the topic of the atrocity that is Xanga...

Girl: i can't read a lot of people's xangas because they talk all ghetto, or there's bad music in the background, or you can't read the damn words, or they talk with a million exclamation points
Girl: so basically I can't read any xangas
Boy: yeah.
Boy: what's wrong with xanga that makes people do that?
Girl: i don't know. its a disease
Girl: if i ever start talking like that, please slap me
Boy: oh don't worry. you won't have to remind me.
Girl: kay good
[Just kidding, I love all of you Xanga whores. Go on wit yo bad azn selves.]

I think I've provided you people with enough links and entertainment to last you for the next couple of weeks. Gosh, I'm such a philanthropist. And with that, I shall be on my way. Must... study...

I should be doing my paper right now. You know, seeing how it's due tomorrow and all.

But slacking off is just so much fun!

From last Friday:

1. Do you like to shop? Why or why not? Yes. Too much! I really think I have a shopping disorder.

2. What was the last thing you purchased? I got food last night. Yum!

3. Do you prefer shopping online or at an actual store? Why? I don't mind shopping online because it requires less movement, but I get real antsy and I hate waiting for the stuff to be shipped, so I'd prefer going to an actual store. Even if it does make me get off my fat ass.

4. Did you get an allowance as a child? How much was it? Not really, I just bugged my mom for money whenever I needed some. Like this past weekend for instance.

5. What was the last thing you regret purchasing? I don't remember. I like all my stuff. Stuff is good.

My roommate let me burn the new Britney Spears CD. Am I a horrible person for liking it?

Because I don't, I swear!
[Update: "Toxic" is a really good song. It makes me wanna boogie.]

I love you, Molly, for owning that t-shirt and for proclaiming our pirate status. Arrr.

And off to work I go! Vroom!