Oh yeah, and I itch like mad. Damn bugs.

So I have been utterly completly neglecting this place. But I don't know what to say. I've already said everything that I wanted to say in previous e-mails, and I really don't feel like repeating myself. But here's some stuff to update you: I feel like shit in a bag. I'm learning how to play DDR, and failing miserably at it, I want to go home, and frog legs are really yummy. Oh and here's some friendly advice: Don't use the same fingers that you just used to apply medication and then rub your eyes. I really don't suggest doing that unless you want to feel like you've just been pepper sprayed. Not that I would know how that feels, but I bet it wouldn't feel too pretty. Medicine in your eye isn't pretty either. Just thought I'd like to share. Your welcome ^_^

"Um... Did we just get felt up by the bra lady? I feel so violated."

I am so spoiled.

It's hot. And sticky. When I walk outside I feel like a turtle walking through peanut butter. It's terrible. But yeah. I'm ready to head on home. Home as in Nashville. There was an earthquake in Taiwan just a few days ago. Too bad I missed it. I miss all the action! Eww my ear is all bleedy. Yuck. I guess that's all. No, that's not all. But that's all I'm gonna say anyway. So ha!


"The only word I know in English... four letters... SALE." ~My aunt, in Chinese.

So. It's been awhile. And within that awhile, not much has really happened. I'm kinda sorta in the Philippines (I refuse to talk to anyone that refers to it as the "asian Phillies".) But yeah. I'm in shopping heaven here. I've bought far too many stuff, and spent far too much money. But then again, one US dollar is like a bazillion pesos. So I guess I'm getting a deal here. It's nice. And apparently, my name now is currently is Papacocoya. (My little cousin's Pineappleapple... that one rules). I think I'm skipping out on a few details. But whatever. You can make up whatever creative little story you'd like. Just make sure it doesn't contain naked old ladies. That's just yuck. I'm leafing now. Tah tah~

I've got new socks on. ^_^

Hrm... Stuff that has happened... I saw a giant inflated penis that was bigger than I was. It was gynormus. I also learned how to play Chinese poker. That game is probably just about as addicting as Freecell. But thats about all I've done in these past few days... I've stayed at home all day yesterday. I think that's what I'll be doin' today as well. I'm getting fat. >_< I'll eat, and then I'll lay down on the couch and watch tv. That's no good... But who cares? I also bit off all my nails. I got nervous while watching Ransom last night. So now they're all gone. Passenger 57 is on. Woo. I don't know but, Wesley Snipes + action fighty = bad movie. In latest news, bugs feast on me. It's hot and humid. And I'm ready to leave. Speaking of leaving, I'm going to the Philippines this Saturday. But that means more packing, and more plane rides. I told boy that I should hijack the plane and take it back to Nashville. I'll be sure to add that to my list of things-to-do. I hope they have a computer. Otherwise I will go mad like a rabid dog and start biting people. Grr. See that? Pure evil.

I saw Moulin Rouge last night. It was suprisingly good... It reminded me a lot of the new Romeo & Juliet... probably because both movies were directed by the same director. 'Twas sad though... I cried... but then again, I also cried in Toy Story... so scratch that. It was all rainy and gross last night too... making this place a whole lot more humid than it already is. But it's nice today. Purty. I think I'll stay inside and read... .

*Sigh* My sad attempts at summer reading... I can't concentrate. If I don't get any of it done, I'm blaming it all on boy. So uh... Taiwan. Been pretty goshdarn boring if you ask me... I think my mom and my grandmother are quite possibly the most uninteresting people on this planet... but I still love them... they make me food =) Yeeeah. This computer is painfully slow. It took almost 3 minutes to load this page. What a dumbass computer. I went to the bathroom a couple of nights ago and I saw a huge, gross, hairy cockroach (like on of those big nasty ones at school... the ones that eat people) on my mom's toothbrush. I meant to tell her the next morning... but I woke up later than she did... so I think I should keep the roach story on the DL. They have South Park here... but with crapassed chinese dubbing. And they make the dubbing for like... kids. As if it were educational or something.... So all the little kids here love that show... If they only knew what the original one was like. Hrm... other stuff that has happened... I got my hair cut and highlited. But I can ben you all the money in the world, that it will never look the same as it did when I left the hair salon. But whatever. It's just hair... it'll grow back eventually. My friend told me I should shave my head. I'll take that into consideration. I guess that's all that has happened. Besides the fact that I'm missing someone so incredibly much. I'm homesick. Or boysick, rather. *Sigh* I can't stop thinking about him. Or Esther. Or Sivan. And the more I think about them, the more I miss them, and the more I miss them, the more I think about them.... and its just this continuous cycle where they occupy my mind all the friken time. I want to go home. I want boy.

Ahhh... my beloved blogger. My beloved internet. Mmm. Me happy now. I was going absolutely insane when it didn't work. But now it does. So... I'm in the little island place, dealy. And so far it has been.... boring. Really boring. Extremely boring. All I've done so far was eat. Not that I'm complaining. But more food = more fat. And we don't want that. Nope. No we don't. But yeah. Havne't really done anything yet. But. Boy does occupy my head most the time. I think my mom is sick of hearing me complain about how much I miss him. Anyway. Yeaaah. I saw the most beautiful sunset tonight. The sun was all big and red and stuff. I was really surprised because Taiwan doesn't have pretty sunsets. Taiwan is gross. But the sunset was pretty. =) Me likes. The plane ride here was absolute hell though. Not that plane rides have anything to do with sunsets... anyway. Yeah. I can't believe hwo incredibly gross airplane food is. It was like someone doodied in a plate and served it to us. But it's not like I could have eaten any thing else cause that's all they had. It was nice and uncomfortable too. I swear they specialize in making your back hurt. But at least I'm here now. My little cousin is too. She's pretty damn cool. Cooler than my other two cousins. Which reminds me, I'm going to the Philipines to visit them next Friday. Which is great, super, whatever. But they're coming back with us. Which is not so great or super. They are annoying, rude, spoiled, brats. Kinda like miniature versions of me =) Which is why I hope never to have a daughter like me when I grow up, if I decide to have kids. But. Its 10:37 at night here... which is... 9:37 back in good ole Nasvhile. I think I'm gonna go to bed. Or go jump and attack my little cousin. Toodles~

For Siv, David, Esther, and Ali... and whoever else reads this: I MISS YOU GUYS LIKE CRAZY! Love you!!! Okay that's all....