Best compliment, ever:

"Girl, you look just like Kimora Lee Simmons. Fabulous. But without the weird lumpy neck."

I actually had two people call me Kimora last night. It's because I'm Asian, isn't it? Anyway. Rain is fun. I've missed it.

[Scene]

Jasen and Tammy are riding in the car of the way back from San Marcos. A school bus is in front of them. There is a guy visible in the back window of the bus.

Jasen: OOhh giirrrl, that guy looks kinda cute. I'm gonna pull up closer.

[Pause]

Jasen: AW HELL, it's a short bus. Honey, no.

Tammy: You just hit on a retarded kid.

[End Scene]




I'll save you a seat on the way to hell, J.

When I get a job, the first things I'm gonna get with my first paycheck are:

1. A Mani-Pedi
2. My hair did by Greg
3. A Bangkok hooker

Sorry for the lack of posts this past month. With The Mike in town... and then packing and moving from the apartment to my brother's house, and then my friend Sue in town... then me catching the flu... then our trip to Lake Conroe... and then Mike's mom in town... I found it kind of hard to update. But! I'll give you a quick rundown of all that's happened in the last few weeks:


* I got to spend much needed time with my Mikeys. [Jimmytown - I love you more than words can describe. Thank you for everything.]
* I'm so glad I am finally out of my old apartment [aka: Satan's Asshole] and into my new room in my brother's house. I know I'm way the fuck up North, but if you're ever in my area, drop by! There's a Little Woodrow's within walking distance from me. [Uhm... Hello, Power Hour again.]
* How I was able to cram all my shit into a closet that was 1/3 the size of my old one is beyond me. Damn, I'm good.
* Sue, a girl I've gone to Chinese school with since I was like, 10 years old, came to visit me! In a span of 5 days, she was able to:
1. Get throwed off 3 drinks, proceed to puke all over herself, myself, and Phuong's self within 30 seconds of getting into a cab.
2. Play about 47 hours of Donkey Kong and Diddy's Kong Quest.
3. Go out Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Like a true Austinite.
4. Sleep in the same bed with me and Mike. Hehe. Gross.
* Man, Influenza SUCKS. I hadn't been this sick since God knows when. The fever, the chills, the aches, the nausea, the coughing, the oh-my-God-when-the-fuck-will-this-be-over... I'm just glad that it's gone.
* Lake Conroe was a lot of fun - got to hang out with the Old SB Crew + Mike and Danny but - Kim. It was definitely a relaxing trip... Well, for me anyway, since I was unable to drink due to my sickness. It was still fun watching everyone [Read: Terrence] get drunk every night.
* We convinced Mike's momma to come visit Austin. It's always a little nerve-wracking to have the BF's mom come visit you, but she's freaking awesome and I love her. We took her to see the bats, ate some Rudys, went to 219 for happy hour, went shopping at Whole Foods, had Mexican Martini's at Trudys, went to 6th Street for some live music, and ate yummy family style food at DinHo and shaved ice at Coco's. Good times.
* Job hunting sucks. Sometimes I wished I had never quit J. Crew because I pretty much had it made there, and then I remembered that I never really enjoyed stabbing my face repeatedly with a dull pencil, which was what I wanted to do everyday I was there. But so far, I've submitted applications to Free People, Coach, Luxe Apothetique, Lucky Jeans, Michael Kors, Juicy Couture, Origins, and Ralph Lauren [yeah I know, I'm a retail snob]. So far, I've interview with Luxe, Origins, and Juicy... so wish me luck!
* So... how was YOUR summer?
* P.S. Pictures are all up on Facebook, so feel free to gander!