Weekend update:
Azn Invazn X X: my stomach is eating itself
SooshiMooshi: i have grapes
SooshiMooshi: i also have chlamydia.
SooshiMooshi: would you like some chlamydia?
Azn Invazn X X: oh i love seafood!
zeddenia: Why is Thomas the Tank Engine so crazy?
zeddenia: because he is LOCO-MOTIVE
SooshiMooshi: oh my god
zeddenia: THE PUNS WILL EAT YOU
zeddenia: FEAR THEM
And just to spite Stephanie because she wanted to get Snoopy but I got him instead:
Pictures are fun. And I know I can always depend on Julie to upload her pictures the day we take them so I can steal them from her. I am awesome.
Some music just sounds so unbelievably good at 3 in the morning...
Benoit Jutras - Steel Dream
28 Days Later soundtrack - Rage
Enya - Watermark
Lord of the Rings soundtrack - Requiem of a Dream [My God, I can't stop listening to this song.]
E.S. Posthumus - Ebla
Electric Six - Gay Bar
Stone Temple Pilots - Kitchenware and Candybars
Radiohead - Talk Show Host
Final Fantasy soundtrack- The Mystic Forest
And due to a lack of anything better to say, I leave you all with some interesting conversations I've had today/night:
[DeadAIM Log Manager is great. It's like I'm stalking people... only... not.]
On weather and bratwurst:
SooshiMooshi: brrr it's cold out right now
SooshiMooshi: 37 but feels like 32
S e h n E 13: no shit man
SooshiMooshi: maybe it was a good idea we didnt get weiners tonight
S e h n E 13: why?
S e h n E 13: oh wait, wieners get smaller in the cold, dont they
S e h n E 13: now that would have been a rip off
S e h n E 13: pay 3.75 for a dinky weiner
On old-school computer games:
Eric types: Holy shit. I downloaded Oregon Trail the other day.
On ballerinas:
SooshiMooshi: i wish i was a ballerina
SooshiMooshi: but im too huge.
Cy13: im too little to be a ballerina
SooshiMooshi: we should start a program for wannabe ballernias
SooshiMooshi: Ballerinas for the Huge and Small.
Cy13: yea...
Cy13: but people mite make fun of us
On fixing:
SukiSuki17: i think i fixed it
SukiSuki17: nawh nawh nawh nawh nawh
SooshiMooshi: i'll fix YOU
SooshiMooshi: nawh nawh nwah
On anal sex:
Ja8s0n: i want to boom boom
SooshiMooshi: in the butt?
Ja8s0n: i dont like that
Ja8s0n: doesn't feel good
On typing out of frustration:
S e h n E 13: my god im so wide awake
SooshiMooshi: me too
SooshiMooshi: ijrwejkrwejk
S e h n E 13: you keep doing that
S e h n E 13: makes me want to do that
S e h n E 13: awiejkasjdur
SooshiMooshi: its fun to doiwjekrwjeweprwe
SooshiMooshi: is it not?
S e h n E 13: it is
S e h n E 13: weoi;jfs;uieory
S e h n E 13: u do it better than me tho =(
SooshiMooshi: no, it just takes practice
SooshiMooshi: wjkrwroiuxcjmewernmwero
SooshiMooshi: try moving your fingers around the keyboard more
S e h n E 13: A;FJDiwje
S e h n E 13: oops
S e h n E 13: i suck. i am a failure
S e h n E 13: i moved them around too much
SooshiMooshi: haha
SooshiMooshi: its okay
S e h n E 13: maybe if my fingers were shorter
S e h n E 13: ...
SooshiMooshi: hey.
SooshiMooshi: that is a personal attack
S e h n E 13: isnt it great tho... cuz its like 10 personal attacks
S e h n E 13: one for each short finger
On Instant Messenger lingo:
S e h n E 13: so when someone types "LOLOLOL"
S e h n E 13: does that mean
S e h n E 13: laughing out loud out loud out loud?
On my birthday:
Dchang11: i will do whatever you want for your bday
SooshiMooshi: whoa. strong words, my friend.
Dchang11: and i will contribute to whatever type of delinquency you want
On rhyming laundry:
zeddenia: doing laundry is fun
zeddenia: Sometimes I find myself lost in the spinning quandry of soap suds in my laundry
zeddenia: Some day I will get paid for being so witty
SooshiMooshi: yes. some day
zeddenia: I mean, who else but such a poet as I could rhyme quandry and laundry?
zeddenia: so ingenious
SooshiMooshi: LAUNDRY!
zeddenia: QUANDRY
zeddenia: TAWNDRY
SooshiMooshi: beautiful
zeddenia: I think thats all I got
zeddenia: Someday I will find a word to rhyme with orange
zeddenia: then my life will be complete
On being foreign:
SooshiMooshi: ijiwe :-)
Kristy1975: what????
SooshiMooshi: sorry im asian
Kristy1975: haha.
Kristy1975: foreigners...
Kristy1975: so i think i'm gonna hit on a boy in my chemistry class
SooshiMooshi: are you really?
Kristy1975: can you really see me doing that?
SooshiMooshi: no, but it'd be funny anyway
Kristy1975: haha. riiight
Kristy1975: i'll youse a pickup line
Kristy1975: woah
Kristy1975: use
Kristy1975: im foreign too
After watching The Ninth Gate last night with Ian and Richard, I found this test to be quite fitting...
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
On the topic that is US History:
SooshiMooshi: hey, what country won the civil war?
S e h n E 13: um...
S e h n E 13: WAIT
S e h n E 13: hey
S e h n E 13: you're trying to TRICK ME!
S e h n E 13: wait
S e h n E 13: yeah...
S e h n E 13: wait
SooshiMooshi: ?
S e h n E 13: the civil war...
S e h n E 13: that wasn't between countries...
SooshiMooshi: haha
S e h n E 13: ??
S e h n E 13: it wasn't, right?
S e h n E 13: i feel like you're getting a kick outta my stupidity
SooshiMooshi: haha i love you
S e h n E 13: *spit*
SooshiMooshi: haha
S e h n E 13: so are you going to tell me who won the stupid civil war??!?!
SooshiMooshi: the yankees
S e h n E 13: the yankees????
SooshiMooshi: not the baseball team
S e h n E 13: oh
Haha. I <3 you.
Holy mother I am such an 80's child.
[Stolen from Hips]
YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's IF... YOU KNOW YOU WERE BORN IN THE 80'S IF...
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tired to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WHOA" comes from Joey on Blossom.
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock".
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales".
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13. You wore a pony tail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House) with friends at school.
18. You wore Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it.
19. L.A. Gear.....
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books.
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"
23. You wanted to be a Goonie.
24. You ever wore, fluorescent, if you will, clothing.
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off...
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
27. You took Lunch Pales to school.
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
32. You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up.
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were in-line skates.
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
41. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "This wasn't from the 80's!"
42. You remember Popples.
43. "Don't worry, be happy"
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
45. You wore socks scrunched down.
46. "Miss MARY MARY MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"
50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales"
51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell", the ORIGINAL class.
55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THRU THE HEART.
Sometimes I wish I could go back to those good ol' days... PSYCHE!
For our government class, we have to turn in an essay every Friday on a topic relating to the things we discuss in class throughout the week. This week's assignment was to write a page and a half essay on: "'There exist few, if any compelling reasons why Americans today should be bound by a document written for the society of 1787.' Discuss." And in response...
By: Vivian with an introductory sentence by Stephanie
The constitution was written over two centuries ago and we are still bound by it as the foundation of our national political life. However, there are several hidden racial intentions behind the Constitution. For example, the first amendment, which states that each citizen of the United States has the right to freedom of speech, is secretly a hidden and more polite way of saying that we are all allowed to talk dirty about each other. Examples of this are prevalent in everyday conditions. The founding fathers asked: What is lightning? Where does it come from? What does it mean? Does it have meaning? Where does it come from? What is made of? Is it made of light? Some might say it was made of light. Others contend that lightning is made of fire. People used to think that lightning was made of fire. Fire in the sky. Fire that killed people and knocked down trees. Before Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin was a founding father. He fatherly founded that lightning is made of electricity. Electricity in the sky. But what of the Greek myths, of the Greek god Zeus and of the popular image of Zeus - a Greek God - throwing down lightning bolts to kill people and knock down trees.
Where did he find the time? And what of lightning being made of fire? In this workday world in the era of the founding father Benjamin Franklin we have no time nor patience for such concerns. There are for the third world and schizophrenics. Some people do not understand that lightning is destructive. They ignore the wisdom of their elders and of the founding father Benjamin Franklin. They think lightning is a lie perpetrated by people with a vested interest. At their own peril!!! Lightning kills people and knocks down trees!!!!!!!! It is a power of destruction exercised by the Greek god Zeus, the mightiest of Greek gods!!! But they do it: they ignore such wisdom and taunt the powerful exercise of destruction and they worship their idle gods and stand near trees. At their peril!!!!! Lightning has the killing power to kill people and the destructive power to knock down trees! When you stand near trees, they will be knocked down by lightning and you will be killed by lightning! There is no escape. Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul. Trees are tall. Many things are tall. Many things attract lightning. But do the two correlate? A recent study says yes. It says that being tall and attracting lightning do correlate. That means that being tall correlated with being struck by lightning. You die when you are struck by lightning, and your tree is knocked down. Some people try to measure lightning, they take measurements of it. They use balloons and rockets and their imagination and determination and research money and they put it all in the mixing bowl and the mix in storms - storms with lightning - and so they mix in the lightning and then they get the product if they're luck of measurements about lightning from the storm? What kind of measurements? We may never know...
Stephanie, if you don't pass this class, blame Vivian. At their peril!!!
As I was walking down the Drag today, I noticed a woman far away walking in my direction. She was wearing a cute, short, black dress. When she got closer, I noticed that the dress she was wearing was the same one that I bought just a few months ago. It's a black halter with glittery flowers on it. Pretty, right?
When I became just a few yards away from her, I noticed something else. Something... different.
This woman had a full-grown beard.
She He S-He also was around 60 years old, had a beer gut, and seemed to have made no effort to conceal the fact that s-he was a man.
Ew.
I now fully understand why they call Guadalupe street "the Drag".
[Edit: S e h n E 13: don't talk about my friend Tom like that]
On the topic that is pants.
S e h n E 13: you don't put on your pants rite?
SooshiMooshi : apparently not
S e h n E 13: oh
S e h n E 13: don't you think that by now you should know how?
SooshiMooshi : i thought so too
S e h n E 13: you should really have sarah teach you or something
S e h n E 13: b/c that is quite embarrassing that you do not know how
SooshiMooshi : will you put them on for me?
S e h n E 13: i can do it for you once
S e h n E 13: but you really should learn how to
S e h n E 13: and not be dependent upon others
S e h n E 13: you won't always have people there for you to put on your pants
SooshiMooshi : i know
S e h n E 13: it's almost like putting on your underwear. do you not know how to put on your underwear either?
SooshiMooshi : no, i know how to do that
SooshiMooshi : i think
S e h n E 13: well, its the same concept
SooshiMooshi : ohhh
SooshiMooshi : but pants are long
S e h n E 13: yeah, they are
S e h n E 13: you just have to be patient and wait for you legs to go all the way through
S e h n E 13: sometimes i sing a song while i put my legs through... it helps to pass time
S e h n E 13: i find that windpants are easiest
S e h n E 13: so you may want to start off with those
S e h n E 13: it took me a while to master tight jeans
S e h n E 13: that is why most of my jeans are loose
S e h n E 13: but i'm sure that once you figure it out you'll have it down in no time
S e h n E 13: and if you don't, then... you are just stupid.
[Edit: David said, "You gotta put your butt in the butt part!"]
It's been a few days. And seeing how it's 7:30 in the morning, I saw it quite appropriate to update you on my lovely weekend.
The Boy came to visit me for Valentine's Day. Awww yay sweet cute gag okay. We got to play and take pictures in the snow, make late night trips to Taco Cabana, have hot monkey sex, ate delicious steak from TXLC, fart around (literally) in my room, and tell each other bad knock-knock jokes. We had a great time despite not doing much at all. But thank you, Bear, for a great weekend. I love you and I can't wait to see you again. Aww yay sweet cute gag okay.
For my V-Day gift, I cried and begged like a 5 year old for a hamster. And the Boy reluctantly gave in to my sad puppy dog eyes and got me one. Yay! I'm good at being obnoxious! Anyway, his name is Lumpy. As I tried to pick him out of the cage at Petco, he jumped out of my hands and fell onto the ground. Yes, Big Bad Monster Tammy dropped the poor creature on the floor. He then proceeded to poop on my hands when I went to pick him up again. I felt bad for traumatizing Lumpy and decided to keep him. Turns out, Little Lumpy's a soldier and is still alive and kicking ass. And here he is in all his glory:
*Yawn*
I just got back from studying with Stoopid at the PCL/Business building. My test is in less than three hours. I'm thinking that I should just do some more cramming because if I sleep I probably won't wake up and I'll miss my test and then fail out of college. Then no one will ever love me, because who wants to love a stupid college failure who couldn't wake up in time to take her first test of the semester? Surely, not I.
It's like during finals last semester. Only I would have to repeat this process about 20 more times.
So if I look like death tomorrow later today. You know why.
Anyway, wish me luck.
Quote of the day: "My grammar is exceptionally well."
I got in a Daft Punk mood tonight as I was studying statistics.
There's just something about drawing histograms and time graphs that make me crave those techno-rhythmic beats...
Anyway, I remember the Boy showing me this ages ago, but it's nice to see it again. Work it, Punching Man.
[The Megaman version ain't too shabby either.]
Over the course of the last few months, I've posted up plenty of random pictures. Most of which were taken by my phone. Most of which were pretty stupid. But anyway, I've decided to put some real pictures up... the majority of them are from last semester, and I'm sure all you Austin people have seen these plastered on everyone and their mom's Xangas. Enjoy them anyway.
[Note: Yes, I realize a lot of the comments I make are greek-related. I apologize for that. Carry on.]
I got a little Photoshop happy this afternoon when I was actually supposed to be studying for my Stat exam. I was sick of my old banner so I decided to make a new one using some old pictures from this summer. Now there is a lot of me. 7 to be exact.
Yay for self-glorification!
What can I say? I just adore looking at myself. Especially MY NOSE THAT COVERS THREE QUARTERS OF MY FACE.
I've missed talking to my Molly at ungodly hours of the night...
SooshiMooshi : yes. jesus loves all the little children.
SooshiMooshi : except me. i have a big head.
Kristy1975: that just means he loves you twice as much
Kristy1975: well not really, but it sounded nice.
SooshiMooshi : ugh. i hate it when people im me right before i want to go to bed. because i can't just ignore them and then leave an away message up.
SooshiMooshi : so i have to talk to them
Kristy1975: are you referring to me you fat whore?
Kristy1975: and yes you can. just be like "hey, i was about to go to bed. love you. wouldnt wanna be you. ho."
SooshiMooshi : no i wasn't referring to you biatch.
SooshiMooshi : i started talking to you a while ago
Kristy1975: i know.
Kristy1975: but hey. i was about to go to bed. love you. wouldn't want to be you. ho.
SooshiMooshi : i hate you.
Kristy1975: if you google image search "tammy"
Kristy1975: this shows up:
Kristy1975: 
SooshiMooshi : hey, when did i get that new shirt?
Kristy1975: when you got those earrings and learned how to tease your hair so well
SooshiMooshi : thanks
Kristy1975: then you can seach for tammy cheng, and this one comes up
Kristy1975: 
SooshiMooshi : wow. i'm sexy.
Kristy1975: both of you are
And so it has begun.
I went to the PCL to study tonight for the first time this semester.
Ahh yes, the PCL. The library with the condoms on bookshelves, stained chairs, crappy toilet paper, the Voice of God intercom, and the innumerable amounts of Asian people. It's a good place to be, really. And I know that once I start going, I'll probaby end up going ALL the damn time. What is it about that place that keeps me going back?
Just for the record, I know that there is a yellow stain on the back of my ASR sweatshirt. It is not necessary for you to point it out everytime I walk by. And no, it is not a pee stain. It's mustard. I accidentally got some mustard on me a few weeks ago, and being the genius that I am, I decided to wait a week before washing it. I'm smart and I like to set stains into my clothes.
Which is ironic seeing how I'm a textiles major and all...
Anyway, congratulations to all the Spring 2004 pledge classes. Good luck this semester. =)
I leave you with the movie game. I only got 21 by myself before I started to pull out my hair out of sheer frustration. [Thanks for the link, Stoopid.]
Just got home from yet another eventful night at Julie's. Actually, I haven't been there much this semester, suprisingly. Then again, it has only been a few weeks.
I love not having class on Thursdays. Sleeping in has got to be one of my most cherished pastimes.
