SooshiMooshi: you like my hippo!
S e h n E 13: haha... i absolutely LOVE your hippo
SooshiMooshi: oh no, it stopped moving!
S e h n E 13: it did???
SooshiMooshi: i just refreshed the page
SooshiMooshi: there it goes!!
SooshiMooshi: yay!
SooshiMooshi: i wonder where he's going
SooshiMooshi: he seems to be in a hurry
S e h n E 13: to find foooood
S e h n E 13: cuz he's HUNGRY
SooshiMooshi: marbles?
S e h n E 13: hmm. maybe
S e h n E 13: ooh
S e h n E 13: maybe the marbles are rolling away
S e h n E 13: so he's trying to catch up w/ em
SooshiMooshi: oh. that make sense

Me and Stephanie are hippo-loving amoebas

Contrary to popular belief, Blueberry Fanta Slurpees from 7-11 are really good at 6 in the morning. Not to mention, it also makes for a healthy breakfast.

This will be the 3rd and (thankfully) final night in a row where I pull an all-nighter. My schedule for the past few days goes a little something like this:

Study until 8:40 in the morning and go to my 9am final.
Go back to the room at around 10:30.
Pass out until 5pm.
Dick around for a few hours.
Shower.
Go to PCL at 7 or 8.
Study until 8:40 in the morning and go to my 9am final.
*Repeat*

I've screwed up my internal body clock big time. It's no wonder that I'm still sick.

But hey, after a few more hours, I'll be free! Hurray for play time!

Thanks,
Julie: For the get-well bag and the coffee and your hugs. They are much appreciated, and I'm definitely gonna put those Nyquils to good use this weekend.
Stephanie: For making me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts. Your mullet and mini skirt are totally hot, by the way.
Vivian: For lending me your blanket so that I could take a somewhat comfortable nap. Oh, and your gay purple hippo is really soft.
Mike: For just keeping me company all night and making sure that I was feeling okay. You are awesome.

Good luck to the rest of you who have exams this Saturday and next week. Study hard, and gimme a call if you need me to bring you a Blueberry Fanta Slurpee. They're good, I promise.

Wow. Finals have turned me into a vampire.

From Ryan: Have a Great BK Holiday! =)

[Please don't hurt me.]

I pulled an all nighter at the PCL for a 30 minute test. Life works in funny ways.
[Much thanks to DK David for staying up with me and keeping my ass awake to study. Hope your gas problems will go away soon and that you won't explode.]

"Advice to the class.. don’t mess with hyenas, they’ll hunt you down and pull off your testicles (if you are male) then just eat you to death, starting around the anus." ~Online notes from my Biology professor (the same one who talked to us about his lost testicle. He's a weird one.)

[Edit: As much as I would love for Donkey Kong to keep me company while I study, I'm afraid that when I said DK, I meant someone else. I do apologize.]

Hi! I had a grand total of 30 minutes of sleep last night and I just got back from my Economics exam and it was really hard but I'm so delirious right now that nothing matters anymore but I just keep thinking two more days two more days and then I will have nothing do to but fart around and sleep all I want without worrying and what is that smell out in the hall because it's making me nauseous and I really shoullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliuwfdjkjj

Me: Did you know that there is a hormone in milk scientists recently discovered that messes up your body so that it grows a lot faster than normal and can result in long term health defects?
Friend: Are you serious???
Me: No. I just made that up because I hate milk.

My drunken roommate just IMed me before she went to bed, and for some reason, it made me really happy.

Sarahs425UT: goodnight my little star

The other day, as I was going through some old boxes, I stumbled upon my Asian Scroll of Destiny. When I opened it, all I saw was chickenscratch. But then I turned it the other way and realized that it was in Chinese. It said something along the lines of...

On your journey of life, you will learn to become a ninja and kick a lot of ass. Be one with the sword and the star. Along the way, you shall meet Hip Rapper M that will help you on your path of ninjahood. Here is a burka to conceal this scroll, and to make yourself look damn sexy.

I put the burka on. And holycrapI'msohotIcanbarelycontainmyself.

I later discovered that my ASoD was right. Within a few weeks of my incredible journey, I met Hip Rapper M while I was fighting off a band of rabid coyotes.



All M does is rap and occasionally run into me with her huge hips. She says,
My name is Tammy and I'm here to say
I'm a ninja in a brand new way
My sword may look dull and myself immobile
But my fame and my skills are known global
My eyes are Asian and oh so narrow
I'll shoot your wang off with a bow and arrow
I got your fortune cookie today
It says your dead body will be on display
My name is Tammy and I'm here to kill
I'm a ninja looking for a thrill



And then my life was complete. The end.

[Much thanks to Molly for the help on the story, poem, and pictures.]

*Sigh* I really should be studying.

SooshiMooshi: economics makes me want to break things
pink ess enz: so does chem. chem makes me want to hydrochloric acid everything to death

As I got on the elevator this afternoon to go eat...

"Hey."

I looked up and noticed some guy I've never met before. I also noticed that there was no one else on the elevator aside from me and him. So he must be talking to me, right?

"Um. Hi."
"What's up?"
"Not much."
"Studying for finals?"
"Yeah, it's loads of fun."
"Heh, I bet. What do you have to study?"
"Economics..."

My attention was then diverted to a small sandwich bag that Random Dude was holding in his hands. I was confused for a moment as I tried to determine the contents of the bag. It... can't be what I think it is, can it? But my suspicions were soon confirmed. RD was definitely holding a bag of weed. He then proceeded to ROLL A JOINT INSIDE THE ELEVATOR. Did he not realize that there are security guards downstairs? I mean, if you wanna smoke up, then by all means, please do. But seriously, in the elevator?

SooshiMooshi: what's shakin
S e h n E 13: your ass
S e h n E 13: i like
S e h n E 13: a lot

Thanks, Senny B. =)

I've had wet dreams about this day.

And I know you all have too.

The McRib sandwich is now back at McDonalds!!!

Goodbye, healthy diet, and helllooooo heart disease in a box.

I got my ears lowered!!

Can't you tell that I totally love it?

No, but I really do. Shit, for the amount I paid, I better like it. [Didn't I say that the last time I got my hair cut?]

Anyway, so instead of working on my paper and studying like the rest of UT is doing, I'm just farting around and putting things off until the last possible minute. If you wanna learn how to do poorly in college kids, just take after me.

Don't believe me? I've got Quizilla to back me up on this.



I did, however, discover some neat things in my procrastination time.

A 360 degree panoramic shot from the top of Mt. Everest. I played with this for about 5 minutes and I think I got a little motion sickness.

Fat Kid is officially my new hero. [Thanks, Boy]

Adventure Elf! Just beware of the yellow snow. [Thanks, Hips]

My Porn Name is Autumn Foxx. Isn't that sexxy?

A Snowglobe! You can shake people up and make em' real dizzy. [Thanks, Stephanie]

It's time for Snowcraft yet again. This game can provide hours of pure entertainment.

On the topic of the atrocity that is Xanga...

Girl: i can't read a lot of people's xangas because they talk all ghetto, or there's bad music in the background, or you can't read the damn words, or they talk with a million exclamation points
Girl: so basically I can't read any xangas
Boy: yeah.
Boy: what's wrong with xanga that makes people do that?
Girl: i don't know. its a disease
Girl: if i ever start talking like that, please slap me
Boy: oh don't worry. you won't have to remind me.
Girl: kay good
[Just kidding, I love all of you Xanga whores. Go on wit yo bad azn selves.]

I think I've provided you people with enough links and entertainment to last you for the next couple of weeks. Gosh, I'm such a philanthropist. And with that, I shall be on my way. Must... study...

I should be doing my paper right now. You know, seeing how it's due tomorrow and all.

But slacking off is just so much fun!

From last Friday:

1. Do you like to shop? Why or why not? Yes. Too much! I really think I have a shopping disorder.

2. What was the last thing you purchased? I got food last night. Yum!

3. Do you prefer shopping online or at an actual store? Why? I don't mind shopping online because it requires less movement, but I get real antsy and I hate waiting for the stuff to be shipped, so I'd prefer going to an actual store. Even if it does make me get off my fat ass.

4. Did you get an allowance as a child? How much was it? Not really, I just bugged my mom for money whenever I needed some. Like this past weekend for instance.

5. What was the last thing you regret purchasing? I don't remember. I like all my stuff. Stuff is good.

My roommate let me burn the new Britney Spears CD. Am I a horrible person for liking it?

Because I don't, I swear!
[Update: "Toxic" is a really good song. It makes me wanna boogie.]

I love you, Molly, for owning that t-shirt and for proclaiming our pirate status. Arrr.

And off to work I go! Vroom!