Just for the record, Esther and I are totally hot. For each other.

Haha. No, but if I swung that way, I would for sure try to get on her.

And no, Esther, I still refuse to take a shower with you.

Whoa. I think that's enough Tammy and Esther to last you guys... oh, for the rest of your lives.

Oh wait. I lied. One more.

So disappointing...

*Sigh*

And of course, Stephanie didn't make things better (but it's okay, I still love you):


S e h n E 13: OMG
S e h n E 13: they won????????
S e h n E 13: :-D
S e h n E 13: yay for tammy and her titans
S e h n E 13: hehe
S e h n E 13: oh wait
S e h n E 13: haha
S e h n E 13: wrong game
S e h n E 13: they lost
S e h n E 13: :-(

Oh well. Good game kids, good game.

In other news, I wish I was small enough so that I could get stuck in a game machine too. [Via LYD]

Introducing... Tubby.

He's soft. You should love him like I do.

Joe, Emma, and I went out to lunch today. We were gonna go to Buca di Beppo but ended up being sorely disappointed upon realizing that they were not open for lunch. After much deliberation, we decided to go to Backyard Burgers for some... burgers... Really good burgers too, mind you. Joe told us about his fabulous adventure to the World's Largest Adult Bookstore (see? Nashville *is* good for something) while Emma and I listened intently. I totally want to go there now before I leave. Yeah? Or maybe I should go to Deja Vu to find out just how ugly the three ugly ones are. *Cough*

So anyway, Joe - I hope you have a safe trip back to Yale. Have lots of sex fun this semester! And Emma - I'll see you tomorrow... yet again (justkiddingIloveyou).

So you didn't really think that I gave up on Buca that easily, did you? The Mom and I went out on our little date tonight, and once again, I suggested to go to back there (you know when you crave something so badly that you won't be satisfied until you get it? Well this was one of those times...). The food was delicious, and I am very happy. Yum. I also got to see Jeff Fisher (you know, the Titans' football coach? You know, the team that kicks ass?) I'm thinking I shouldn't have told the Mom that he was Jeff Fisher though because afterwards, she kept staring at him and smiling like an idiot. I was just waiting for her to go up to him and ask for his autograph and to take a picture with him. While doing the peace sign. Silly mommy.

I went out with Emily, Emma, and Lindsey tonight to the coffee shop that we frequented back in our good ol' high school days. [Speaking of which, sucks for you kids who had to go back to school yesterday. I feel for you. Even though I laugh at your misery.] And as usual, we acted like total dumbasses, and I think we scared the people downstairs away. Ah... good times, good times.

So I'm going meet up with Emma (again) and Joe tomorrow for lunch at Buca's. I don't know if that's gonna be good for my diet or for my checking account. I'm so broke right now it's not even funny. Help?

I think I'm gonna attempt to find a job this semester. Hopefully one of these places are hiring.

Anyway, I'm going to fart around for a couple more hours before I head on to bed. G'night, schnoozle.

So I've decided to go on a health diet after realizing... well, that I'm a fatass. This entails:
-Cutting back on junk food
-No more midnight snacks
-Exercising
-No more soft drinks

... Oh my god. What have I gotten myself into??

Boy: You may be a whale, but you're my whale! :-)

So I realized today that it is just way too fucking cold outside. I think weather this cold should be considered illegal.

And of course, Molly and I celebrated by getting some Dippin' Dots. Mmm. It sure was good.

But anyway, I'm actually really sad right now. It's going to suck sleeping all alone at night again. *Sigh* I miss my Bear [shut up, I don't care how disgusting you think that is]. I think I'm just gonna cuddle with my hippo and cry myself to sleep now. G'night.

Oops. I burned my rice. I'm blaming this on living in a two story house now and being so far away from the kitchen.

Beep beep bo bop bippity beep bop:

What one thing are you most looking forward to...

1. ...today? Falling asleep in my own bed. I'm having a Tammy night tonight.

2. ...over the next week? Spending time with Boy and friends before I head back to Austin.

3. ...this year? Become closer to people in college.

4. ...over the next five years? Graduamating.

5. ...for the rest of your life? Being happy no matter where I am, who I'm with, or what I'm doing.

I've decided to take a break from Animal Crossing to post up some pictures from new years. I hope you all had as much fun as I did. But I also hope that none of you lifted up your shirts and said, "Look! My tummy's red!"

I went out to eat with the girls [minus those of you hobags that couldn't/didn't want to come] at Goten. I don't know why we eat there, because it's expensive, the food's not that great, and you'll leave smelling like the hibachi grill. Oh well. It was nice seeing my friends again at least.

After dinner, I went with Boy to one of his friend's house for a little shindig. I had a good time, and I think everyone else did too. Especially the ones who threw up, the one who got T-bagged, the one who hurt his toe from attempting to break dance, and the ones who probably don't remember much at all...



Anyway, I think that's enough pictures for a day. I hope it doesn't blow up your computer for those of you who use dial-up.

So remember that story that Molly and I promised you? Well here it is. A few days late, but it's here nonetheless. You all should be so proud.

Smirnoff from Heaven.

One day, Hips and Tamzilla decided to pack. But by pack, they mean Hips would pack while Tamzilla jams on her awesome melodian (What? You've never heard of a melodian? Where have you been? All the cool kids have them now.)

Whilst cleaning off a shelf, Tamzilla found a binder, in which she saved all of her emails from when she was a loser (no, not last year... from her old HH days). There were different sections in it such as "Funnies" and sections from certain people. The last section, which was definitely something that Hips could relate to, was entitled "Asian Pride". That is when you know someone is truly Fobulous... When they save e-mails and label them as "Asian Pride".

Lubricated condoms are gross. They kinda smell bad too. Tamzilla contributed one from her stash (which she got from Alkie who got them from GW Bush's nephew. So essentially, it's a Bush condom. Haha... Bush. Get it?) Anyway, they took one out so that we could feel the "Ultra ribbed-ness" it claimed to have. Instead, they got lubed. And lubricant is not exactly something you would want to have all over your hands. But then again, the purpose of condoms isn't really to be filled up with water and thrown at each other. But they must say, condoms can double as water balloons. However, they must ask that if you use one for one purpose, then please don't use it for the other.

Hats are funny. Wait, no. Tamzilla's hats are funny. Wait. Anything Tamzilla has is funny. Especially her face. Anyway. Not much needs to be said about that. Just look, and you will know.

Hips' hips are huge. Too bad her face doesn't match. Just look at the glasses.

The name Jenga sounds Asian, which makes sense since Tamzilla likes it so much.

Just for the record, Tamzilla and Hips are now experts on how to get to Steak 'n' Shake (or Shake 'n' Steak as Tamzilla calls it). You could either go down Caruthers until it dead ends with no lights (where it is fun to whisper) or you can go one more exit down, where it is on the left. Yeah. That was a fun hour. Mmmm. Cheese Fries...

Speaking of MMM. That could be Hips' initials one day. Look how excited she is.

Oh, so did you know? Tamzilla went to Africa to vist her friend Simba. She loves to befriend wild animals. She also loves the sun setting in the background.

Showers are very difficult to take when there are boxes filling the bathtub. And when you have all your clothes on. And when there’s no water. But it was okay. Hips had a loofah. Loofahs make everything okay.

So, about 14 crappily packed boxes later, the fun was discovered. As Tamzilla was going through her closet, she came across three bottles of alcohol in a Smirnoff case [though two of the bottles were Mike's Hard Lemonade]. She had absolutely no idea where they were from and how on Earth they got into the back of her closet. That's when Hips and Tamzilla decided that Smirnoff comes from Heaven. At least the kind you find in closets. And that's when they decided to spruce the night up a little and make the night even more fun... And they don’t remember much after that.

The end.

Tamzilla and Hips hopes your new year is filled with Smirnoff falling from Heaven. We love you.

Happy new year, kids. Hope you didn't get too drunk.

Tammy's Top-Seven List for 2003
[These are things that I've watched/listened to/read/etc this past year. Not everything is necessarily from 2003. Oh, and they are in no particular order.]

Albums:

Outkast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

The White Stripes - Elephant

Radiohead - Hail the the Thief

Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to the Head

Michael Jackson - Number Ones

Dave Matthews - Some Devil [Hey, I had to get my Dave in there somewhere.]

Britney Spears - In the Zone [Yeah, yeah, I don't want to hear it. I can't help but like this CD, okay?]

Overplayed Radio Songs

Andre 3000 - Hey Ya

Britney and Madonna - Me Against the Music

Kelis - Milkshake

50 Cent - In Da Club

Simple Plan - Perfect

Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz - Get Low [Just because it's on my list, doesn't mean that it's good, by any means... Oh who am I kidding, this song rocks.]

Ludacris - Stand Up

Movies:

Return of the King

Finding Nemo [Good job, Disney, but why did you have to ruin it by releasing Brother Bear?]

Kill Bill Vol. 1 [I love flying body parts now.]

Pirates of the Caribbean

Love, Actually

28 Days Later

Hero [It's the one by Tan Dun. Everything about this movie is amazing. Go rent and watch it. Now.]

Books

J.R.R. Tolkien - The Lord of the Rings [I'm just now beginning to read it, but I'm definitely liking it so far.]

Chuck Palahniuk - Choke

Patrick Suskind - Perfume

Art Spiegelman - Maus I and II

J.K. Rowlings - Harry Potter [All 5 of them, of course. Though I think that the 3rd one is my favorite so far.]

Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club

Orson Scott Card - Ender's Game

Events

Coming home for Christmas [I finally get to see my Nashville after a whole semester of being away.]

Spring break [When are we gonna go back to Sandalwood, ladies?]

Universal Studios, Orlando [Molly - you wanna drive for 11 hours straight again?]

My mom's marriage

Sivan's visit over summer [I love you Sivvy - hope you had fun in Mexico.]

Molly and the Boy coming to visit me for their fall breaks [Thank you, guys. It means a lot.]

Crossing into ASR

Gifts

Gamecube and Animal Crossing [Thanks, David]

Big stuffed Nemo [Thanks, Big Steve]

Fake Louis Vuitton purses [Thanks, Mommy and Terence]

Pink furry rug [Thanks... me]

Lion King Collector's Edition DVD [Thanks again, David]

M&M toothbrush [Thanks, Stephanie]

Dell laptop [Thanks again, Terence]

Pictures

Hands

ASR Formal

Ninjas

Lindsey

Mommy and Nemo

Me and Karen

David Hasselhoff

Quotes

"Are you a robot? And if so, do you have any powers? Do you use them for good, or for awesome?" - Strong Bad

"'I know my Calculus... it says, U + ME = US.' Only... if it were really calculus, it would be more like, 'the derivative of U dx plus the sigma notation of the cotangent of X over ME squared equals to the integral from X to pi of US times 7.'" - Me and Molly

"Oh, shrimp!" - Phuong

"Do you want to know what a chicken sounds like?" - David

"We're having a fire drill during Calculus class... this must mean that Calculus from hell." - Molly

"I don't eat buffalo." - Jessica Simpson

"I cut my hair yesterday. I think I lost 15 pounds, too." -Ari