Animals That Don't Make Sense

THE WALRUS

Okay. So would someone care to explain to me why on earth this animal exists? It serves absolutely no purpose. It is a big fat blob of fat that does nothing but lays around and looks stupid. (Hmm. Sounds like me.) They're not even cute! If they were cute I'd be like aww it's fat but its soo cute. But they're dumb looking! They are a 2000 pound piece of shit with tusks and wiskers. And why the hell do they need whiskers for? Cats use them as sensors to see if they can fit through places. What the hell can a walrus fit through? All it ever does is just lie there anyway.

THE MANATEE

Manatees are walruses without the tusks. [See above]

THE DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS

Um... so what went wrong in the evolutionary process here? This animal has a bill of a duck, a tail of a beaver, it has froggy webbed feet, and yet, it is a mammal? Was God drunk or something when he made this one? Was he like "Muahah. Let's see them figure this one out."? Oh and on the ankles of their webbed feet, they have little fangs that are poisonous, making them the only poisonous mammal in the world. I bet the platypus' never had any friends.

THE OPOSSUM

This is quite possibly one of the most disgusting animals I have ever seen in my life. They kinda remind me of Zero from A Nightmare Before Christmas, but Zero was cute, and possums... aren't. Ugh. Just look at it. It looks like a skeleton with those nasty eyes and they eat trash and attack poor little animals, and yet they know how to *play* dead. Woop-de-do. These nocturnal marsupials serve no purpose except to look gross. They are hideous and and a disgrace the the rest of us mammals.