Hi. So it's been a while. That's because I'm TOO BUSY FOR YOU. No wait. Because I've been to lazy to write.

Quick update:
*I had an uneventful but fun Christmas
*Boy took me to see Rent two nights ago and it was amazing.
*Rent day = 11 months. : )
*The Discovery Channel Store sells a box of 30 straws that you can bend and make stuff with. For 12 bucks. Whereas you can get a box of 100 straws for 99 cents at Kroger. They're florescent too!
*Shopping the day after Christmas is hell. But not nearly as bad as shopping the day before.
*Saw Ocean's 11 and Ali with my mom last night. I liked both a lot.
*School starts in FOUR days which is absolutely ridiculous.
*Writing Chinese into Word is actually really fun.
*Little boys = disasterous demons. I helped my friend teach the little kid's Sunday school class today. I'd rather crawl over a bed of nails than do that again. I was surprised that nothing could shut them up except this cartoon bible movie that was originally made in Japan but dubbed (and I mights add, inadequately) over in English.
*Don't get the Ravioli di Portobello if you end go to the Olive Garden. It's not what you'd might call yum. As what NN would say, 'They taste kind of like dumplings, without the lings."
*I got a letter today from the Senior Councilor to the NYLF on Medicine saying that I'm certified to go to this session in Texas over the summer. It also goes on to say that I have leadership potential (and I have no idea where they got that idea because well, I suck) and an intent on pursuing a career in medicine. Okay, um, no. To anyone that knows me, what is the one thing that I don't want to have anything to do when I grow up? Anything that has to do with the medical field. My dad was a doctor, my mom is a physical therapist. And I hate hospitals. I don't want to surround myself and be in an enviornment with sickness and death. I mean, I have to give props (Yes. Give props) to doctors and nurses and all the people who work in hospitals because that's... tough. I wouldn't be able to do it. And to this little session progam thing? I'll have to seriously think it over.
*I get to go to the hospital tomorrow to get a blood test. Mmm. Needles. My fave.

Until next time... Have a wondermous New Years!

M E R R Y   C H R I S T M A S ! ! !

Okay. So I'm legally insane. But anyone could have figured that out...

A conversation that happened last weekend to show you just how incredibly cool my friends and I are:

Friend 1: So I knew this guy once and he was really annoying...
Me: What was he?
1: Really annoying... Anyway...
Me: Was he really annoying?
1: Yeah. He was really annoying. So...
Friend 2: How annoying was he?
1: Really annoying.
Friend 3: Really really annoying?
1: No. Not really really annoying. Just really annoying.
Me: How was he annoying?
1: He was just really annoying.
2: Really really annoying?
1: No. Just really annoying. So I knew this guy and he was really annoying…
3: Really annoying?
1: Really annoying. So no one really like him…
Me: How come no one really liked him?
1: Because he was really annoying.
Me: Really really annoying?
1: No. Just really annoying. So no one like him…
3: Because he was really annoying.
1: Because he was really annoying, so no one like him.
2: Was he stupid?
1: No.
2: Did he do drugs?
1: No. He was really annoying.
2: Did he have lots of friends?
1: No.
3: How come?
1: Because he was really annoying.
Me: Really really annoying?
1: No. Just really annoying. And no one liked him, so one day someone put laxitives in his Coke and he drank it and he had to go to the bathroom for like, 2 hours.
Me: Wait. Someone really annoying put laxitives in…
1: No. Someone else put Ex-lax in the really annoying person’s drink.
Me: Was he really annoying too?
1: No. But he put laxitives in the really person’s drink.
2: Why wasn’t he really annoying?
1: Because. I don’t know. But he wasn’t really annoying. The other guy was really annoying though...
3: What other guy?
1: The really annoying guy.
2: Was he annoying?
1: Really annoying.
2: Really really annoying?
1: No. Just really annoying.
Me: And he put laxitives in someone’s drink?
1: No. Someone else put laxitives in the really annoying person’s drink.
3: Why did he do that?
1: Because he was really annoying.
2: How annoying?
1: Really annoying.
3: And the really annoying guy drank the laxitives in the Coke.
1: Right.
3: Were the laxitives really annoying?
1: No. Just the guy who drank it. He was really annoying.
2: Who put the laxitives in the annoying guy’s drink?
1: Someone else.
Me: Was he really annoying?
1: No. He wasn’t really annoying.
Me: Was he really really annoying?
1: Um. Maybe. But he put laxitives in the really annoying guy’s drink.
2: Was the drink really annoying?
1: No. The guy who drank it was really annoying.
3: Why did he drink it if it had laxitives in it?
1: Because he didn’t know. And cause he was really annoying.
2: Just really annoying?
1: Yeah. Only really annoying.
3: But the guy who put it in his drink could be really really annoying.
1: Right. So a guy who’s not really annoying but could be really really annoying or not-so-annoying-at-all put laxitives in a really annoying guys drink and he had to go to the bathroom for 2 hours.
2: The really really annoying or not-so-annoying-at-all guy had to go to the bathroom?
1: No. The guy who was really annoying did.
3: How annoying?
1: Really annoying.
Me: Wait. I’m confused. Can you start over?
2: …
3: …
1: You're really annoying.

There's a section at CD Wearhouse where you can get CD's for 99 cents. There were a bunch of Billy Ray Cyrus CDs. And amoungst those crappy ones, I saw Hanson's Middle of Nowhere CD.
Sad fact: I used to own this CD.
Very sad fact: I use to *love* this CD.
Oh-my-god-what's-wrong-with-me fact: I had a huge crush on the middle Hanson, Taylor. I still remember that his birthday is March 14th, and his favorite food is fish and chips. I had posters of them all over my wall. (At least I don't send them birthday cards. *Ahem*)

I can't believe I just announced to the whole world that I used to like Hanson. Ugh. I am a freak.

Speaking of freak. What the fuck kind of DVD is this? That's almost as bad as me liking Hanson. Almost.

She cracks me up. (Read the 9-12 7:26 entry.) This girl is 13 years old.... Ahh... reminds me of me when... oh... last week. (I love you David!) ^_^

So anyway, yesterday, I went to Borders yet again to study some more, and I found a book called "How to Be a Bad Girl". And basically, it was telling me how to be a slut. They have to have a book on that? Anyway, there was a page that tells you how to find out what your different types of names would be... (I think I had an entry on that before...) So to find your porn star name: Take the first pet you ever had for your first name, and your mother's maiden name for your last name. And my friend had the best one: Lucky Yoo.

You can find the best stuff at a book store.

Two more exams and then I can finally get into the Christmas spirit. But then again, its been up to the 50s and 60s here recently. That. Is not Christmas weather. Last year, we had two snow days for our last two exam days and didn't take them until we got back. Which kinda sucked because that meant we had to study over break. Wait. What am I talking about? I didn't study for crap last year. This year has been a bitch though. I had my two hardest exams today and I'm *so* glad to get them over with. Tomorrow is my easy day and all is well.

"... Cause you know, windows are clear and stuff."
My best friend is a genius. =)

After a good 3 or 4 hours of tedious History studying at Borders, my friends and I decided to take a break and browse through the CDs section, sampling songs here and there. So I was looking through the "pop/rock" area and I found the most glorious CD in the entire world: The Hampster Dance 2 CD. 2. Meaning that there was a first Hampster Dance CD. They remixed the song and made it into clubby dancey music... you know... like a "Techno Remix". Download it. Love it. Cherish it forever.

I wonder how a hideous site like www.hampsterdance.com could be so popular that the creators felt a need to put out a CD. They can't even spell "hamster" right.

Favorite part of my AP Biology book part IV ---> G-15 Glossary, Oogamy: (Oh-OG-um-ee) A condition in which male and female gametes differ, such that small, flagellated sperm fertilizes a large, nonmotile egg.

It's a word that starts with two O's!
See also: Oogenesis, oodles, oolite, ooze.

In the news: A woman gets trampled in Wal-mart while Christmas shopping.

Um, first of all, that's why they have places such as E-bay and Amazon nowadays to avoid such incidents.

Secondly, Christmas shopping? At Wal-mart? Well it better have been Super Wal-mart at least. I bet she wanted to get two watches for $5.

Friend 1: "Hehe. You're fun... they should make pocket-sized Tammys."
Friend 2:"Yeah... like... those little electronic pets which were the most ridiculous fad, ever... Oh! We can call them 'Tamagotchis'!'
Me: "Um. That's what they were called to begin with."
Friend 1: "They named them after you!!"

Oh dear God. How scary would it be to have an electonic me that you have to feed and play with and clean out my poop and stuff? And goes in your pocket or on your keychain? *Shudder*

Something gross: Having to stick your hand and arm in a clogged up sink that's filled almost to the brim with month-old far-from-clear-brownish-purple fluids that smells like dead rats so you can try to pick out the unknown substances that's causing the cloggage in the first place. For extra credit. In art.

So it's been a while. 6 days to be exact. I think that's a record for me. But I'm still here... alive too! I know you all are just so happy. The two of you. Thanks =)

Anything new and exciting happen to me during theses past 6 days? Nah. Just had a lot of stuff to do (i.e. 3 art projects, Biology and Precal presentation, Precal paper, and a hugmongo government project.) But. I'm glad I got all of them done. Now all I have to do now is to get ready for those oh-so-fun exams! Yes! My favorite. This semester has gone by pretty quickly. Half a year until I'm a senior and get to eat off campus! Woo! Oh yeah... I went to Atlanta last weekend for a Chinese school competition dealie. It wasn't as fun as last year but we did kick some Atlanta butt. A group of kids there were being rude and yelled immature phrases at us when we were practicing. But they're just bitter because no Atlanta school has won 1st place in the past 6 years. Last year, and two years before that, it was our school who won. So. We rock. Well, our Chinese school rocks, not me though cause I suck. You should hear me speak mandarin. I sound no better than a redneck trying to speak it. So imagine a hick wearing overalls chewing straw trying to say some Chinese. That's me. Except the chewing straw part. Anyway. I shall get my rest now. To all a good night.

Scratch that. I want this instead. Hurray for bubbles! =)

Someone get me this for Christmas. Please?