Friend 1: "Hehe. You're fun... they should make pocket-sized Tammys."
Friend 2:"Yeah... like... those little electronic pets which were the most ridiculous fad, ever... Oh! We can call them 'Tamagotchis'!'
Me: "Um. That's what they were called to begin with."
Friend 1: "They named them after you!!"

Oh dear God. How scary would it be to have an electonic me that you have to feed and play with and clean out my poop and stuff? And goes in your pocket or on your keychain? *Shudder*