So one of my friend's TA's name is Omar Butt. That's Mister Butt to you! One of my really good friend's last name is Ho. Now. If I can only get her to change her first name to Anita, or Ima. Granted, I don't know anyone named Ima. But hey! It'd be funny! (God. I'm five.) Do you have a wonderful name? If so, you should submit it here.

Aside from silly names, I have a silly song stuck in my head. "Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes. But that one isn't nearly as funny as when Jack and Karen did it (from Will and Grace) in an episode 3 weeks ago. Download it. Sing along:

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bum bum bum bum)
Make him the cutest that I’ve ever seen (bum bum bum bum)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bum bum bum bum)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
Sandman, I’m so alone
Don’t have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
(Bum bum bum bum...)
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I’ve ever seen
Give him the word that I’m not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.
Sandman, I’m so alone
Don’t have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
(Bum bum bum bum...)
Mr. Sandman (Yesss?) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a come-hither gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Mr. Sandman, someone to hold
Would be so peachy before we’re too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring us, please, please, please
Mr. Sandman, bring us a dream.
(Bum bum bum bum...)

I'm just glad I got to say "bum" a lot. And I'll say again. God. I'm five.