I am so smart (part 2): I just finished cleaning up and I was thinking, "Hmm. I'm not gonna wash my hands just yet because I'm lazy and I'll have to do it in a minute when I wash my face and brush my teeth anyway... La la la... My eye itches... *rub rub rub* Owww.... Burning.... Sensation.... Owww." Yeah. Rubbed my eye even though the bottle of bathroom cleaner clearly states, in bold letters, "WARNING: EYE IRRITANT". So now my right eye is red and kinda stings. But hey! At least my bathroom is clean, right? Here's to hoping that I don't lose an eye.
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