In Comparative Politics today...

Teacher: So what all do you people know about China?
Girl: Well... It's a communist country.
Teacher: Good... What else?
Class: ...
Teacher: Class?
Class: ...
Teacher: Oh come on! You guys have to know something about China, about the Chinese. There's lots of them, they're short, yellow, and they like rice. Anything!

So apparently, my teacher didn't have much sleep last night, and therefore was acting all crazy funny today. All, dancing around and stuff. It was amusing. Other entertaining quotes:

"If I were to say everything that I was thinking about outloud, I would get fired."
"Bunny Peeps? Chick Peeps? Well some bunnies are chicks... "
"The Chinese constitution?? Wee! Socialist party? That's what I'm talkin' about."

She also made a classmate do a headstand against her steel cabinets because she overheard him say a cuss word: "You can either go to the office and get sent home, or you can do a headstand right now."

I have the best English/History/Government teacher in the whole world.