Mom: Tammy, what you want do in college? You should thinking soon.
Me: Well, you know how they say, "Do what you love," but if I did that, then I'd end up majoring in cosmetology. But that's not gonna get me anywhere after I graduate. So I think I might do something in business. Then after college, I could open a business in cosmetology.

Everyone, my life has just been planned out.