Psycogyrrl: my friends are such prunes
SooshiMooshi: are they wrinkley?
Psycogyrrl: they stink
Psycogyrrl: and theyre purple too
SooshiMooshi: yeah...
SooshiMooshi: and they make you poop?
Psycogyrrl: ya poop in my pants cause when i get mad i strain myself...
Psycogyrrl: like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
Psycogyrrl: ya theres the poop
SooshiMooshi: whenever you are constipated, just hang out with your friends?
Psycogyrrl: SHEA!
SooshiMooshi: you dont need ex-lax. thats what friends are for
Psycogyrrl: for good times, for pooping times, ill be on your side forever more

Problem solved. =)