Fun with search engines:

Someone searched for women+peeing+and+pooping+outside on Google, and smiley+faces+singing+dont+worry+be+happy on yahoo and ended up here. I just thought it was a funny combination =)

Sorry that my site is such a let down, but you can always try looking at the wal-mart commercials for the singing smiley faces.

Friend: Um, why are you sniffing your arm?
Me: I'm trying to see if the place where I burned myself last week smells like anything
Friend: ... So?
Me: Smells like barbequed Tammy. Just needs a little hot sauce though.
Friend: You are sucha freak.