Real conversation from tonight with a friend (kinda long, but it made me laugh)~

Eric Types: Hey!!!!!!
Eric Types: 2whtl suyp
SooshiMooshi: are you drunk?
Eric Types: WHAT"Js pp!?>!
Eric Types: Oh myg do0y d8d y9u just asy thwat ithoughty ou did?!?
SooshiMooshi: ...
Eric Types: STop the pdriods,myo
SooshiMooshi: you okay?
Eric Types: Sinetgubg kje tgat,
Eric Types: U'n fube
Eric Types: Fcayo you ndrersnt tah
Eric Types: Sorry. =)
Eric Types: That lst sentence took a lot of time to tyept oue.
SooshiMooshi: you are weird
Eric Types: I like you. You are fun
SooshiMooshi: why thank you
Eric Types: TYou are the coolest person i've etve met.
SooshiMooshi: thats nice
Eric Types: nan you rule]]\
SooshiMooshi: nan, huh
Eric Types: Yeah you becah.
SooshiMooshi: haha. uhh~ thanks
Eric Types: You're awesome.
Eric Types: let some somethign when i'm in ashville.
SooshiMooshi: let some what?
Eric Types: let's talk aboutt his tomrrow.
SooshiMooshi: you *are* drunk, arent you?
Eric Types: no im not
Eric Types: DUh
Eric Types: My who can you say something lke that
SooshiMooshi: haha yes you are =)
Eric Types: i love yoU!
Eric Types: You 're so amart and funy and stuff
SooshiMooshi: wow eric. you are really entertaining. talk some more.
Eric Types: you're great. what are you doing right now>?
Eric Types: I don't know what you're doing wcauwe you'are all the way in Nashville.
SooshiMooshi: i have a friend over right now and we are looking at some pictures.
Eric Types: that's aweoms#
Eric Types: Whatpictures>?
Eric Types: Adbw wgi us over rightnow/>
SooshiMooshi: pictures from 8th and 9th grade. old ones
SooshiMooshi: my friend carla is here
Eric Types: Is she cute?!?
SooshiMooshi: yeah she is
Eric Types: is she as cue sas david?!?
Eric Types: Can i meet her in december/january?
SooshiMooshi: weelllll i dont know about that.
SooshiMooshi: no one is as cue as david =)
Eric Types: Tell her how cpol ai am.
SooshiMooshi: how what you are?
Eric Types: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Eric Types: ecause i'm fcukcing dool right?
SooshiMooshi: yeah, youre really dool.
Eric Types: We'll chill this winter iowt will be grwa.
SooshiMooshi: yes, we will
Eric Types: ;IT WILL BE GREAT
Eric Types: Tehrwe we go. =_)
SooshiMooshi: good job.
Eric Types: We had a bunch of wine last night and we ghrew snowmalls at ceach toerh.
SooshiMooshi: you sure it was last night?
Eric Types: tonight was brooklyn brewery
SooshiMooshi: ahh. makes sense now
Eric Types: 2 nights in a row
Eric Types: i'll be okay in a few rsu
Eric Types: ans afer i sibver uyp i'm gonna do homewokr!
SooshiMooshi: i dont think youre gonna get much done tonight, dear
Eric Types: stippit stop making fun of me and sthcoitutf
Eric Types: .zfd you areiinv thw poar noq/
SooshiMooshi: come again?
Eric Types: i dnnno
SooshiMooshi: =)
Eric Types: Man you'rwe just typiens smiley faces bow
Eric Types: yes. yes i am
Eric Types: fine
SooshiMooshi: tell me a story, eric
Eric Types: Today i woke up and i watched TV
Eric Types: then i went to dijm sumk with the taiwanese cub
Eric Types: Then after that i went to buy sctuff with them, but they were pretty boring and stuff,l so i ended u0p going hom early.
Eric Types: my firne dturend 22 roeay do I dended up going ro brooklynwith him to a bar foer his bday
SooshiMooshi: that explains a lot
SooshiMooshi: did you have fun?
Eric Types: yeah i had fun.
Eric Types: Haha of couse i had fun i aways have fun
Eric Types: i hope youf rfriend C-something doesnt thin k i'nm weird.
SooshiMooshi: nah. she thinks youre really funny too
SooshiMooshi: and really hot
Eric Types: OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Eric Types: I need to meet her late dec.
Eric Types: ooOOooOOooOOooOOooOOooOOoooOOOOOOOO
Eric Types: haha i'm gonna be in nashvegas for 2 weeks s i bever se you lots tams
Eric Types: since we were like, best friends ands tuf.
Eric Types: STUFF
Eric Types: we were mad tight yo hahahha
SooshiMooshi: yes. "mad tight" indeed
Eric Types: Wer were damnit
Eric Types: why are you making fun of me and sth>!
SooshiMooshi: im not =) i just find you amusing, thats all
Eric Types: you're so awesome.
Eric Types: Man
Eric Types: Im gonna shower nad then we'll talk mre.
SooshiMooshi: okay. you do that
Eric Types: GHRIN
SooshiMooshi: goodbye, eric.

Oh people are so amusing to talk to when they are drunk =)

Eric, you are great. Thanks for making my night so entertaining.