I haven't done a bulleted list in a while. Now is a good time.

Momzilla and I ran some errands today. She bought me things, and things are always good in my book.

I love my new down comforter. I want to sex it. I mean... uh... anyway...

We did a little furniture shopping, and I fell in love with this bedroom set.

There's a huge centipede on my ceiling and it's so fucking gross. I hope it dies a slow, painful death.

Costco is the bomb-diggity.

I got Angels and Demons, and I shall start reading that as soon as I finish Lullabye. Hurray for summer reading!

A S I A NOBODY: honk honk
     its tamzilla: beep beep
     A S I A NOBODY: bump bump
     its tamzilla: vroom vroom
     A S I A NOBODY: pop flat
     its tamzilla: i think this is the most intellectual conversation we've had yet.

I think the highlight of my day was when I straightened my hair and I didn't turn out looking like Don King. My hair is actually soft! My mom took this picture while I was trying to explain to her what falafel was.

I love cong ching tzhai. [So my ping-yin sucks. Deal with it.]

I'm dying to start painting again. God, I never realized how much I missed it until tonight.

I hung out with Emma and Caleb this evening. We had a good time chilling and just talking over some way-too-sweet coffee at Fido's. I've definitely missed going to coffee houses in Nashville with the girls since I've been gone. I must say that Emma is one of my favorite people to be around. And I have not seen Caleb since I graduated, but he is definitely one of the most unique and artistic people I've ever met. It's moments like tonight that make me miss Nashville so much.

"Chill the fuck out, Sivan!"

I got Crest Night Effects today. I'll let you know just how white my teeth get in 14 days.

FUCK! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT CENTIPEDE GO?!?! SHIT COCK BALLS.

"What the hell is wrong with my voice? It won't shut the hell up."

Sivan and I have decided that farts are, and will always be, hilarious. Go farts!

Just to clarify things, no, that was not me who wrote the last post. It was a guest writer. If you would like to be a guest writer, let me know. It gets hard to be so damn clever and witty all the time, you know. [Haha. Just kidding, I suck.]

Time to go to bed early. I love bullet points, too. G'night friends.