As I'm going through my closet, I decided to try on some of my old prom/formal dresses to see which ones I can take to Austin.

So how does this make sense - I can't fit into my senior year prom dress anymore (damn you, Freshman 15), but I can fit into a dress I got for a fashion show (don't ask) in 7th grade.

Oh, wait. I know what it is.

I was a fucking fat seventh grader.