I spent all afternoon and night on my knees yesterday.

Yes. You heard right. I spent over 8 hours on my knees painting a sign and two banners for our sorority and brother fraternity. My poor knees are bruised, every waking inch of my body aches, I'm tired as hell, I haven't eaten all day, and I want to die.

Oh, the things I do to keep you people happy.

But! You all should go stop by the GB house at 26th and Salado and check out the sexxxy sign that Jen and I made. Maybe it'll even entice you to uh, go to their 40z night.

And drink one for me because I won't be there.

I'm going to cry about my decrepit old woman body now. Farewell, friends.