Jason has a crazy stalker ex-girlfriend who literally tries to read my blog and Facebook on a regular basis. That's why I have them both on private.

She claims that we have a mutual friend on FB, and I believe her (I mean, how else could she have known about the Tiffany's necklace Jason got me for my birthday?) Right now, we are trying to find out who this so-called "friend" of mine is.

We broke all 800+ (this is probably the only time in my life where I think that's too many) of my friends on Facebook into groups, and we are changing my private settings so that only one group at a time can see my status updates. Then, we are putting things up like "Jason is taking me to Hawaii again!!!" to get a rise out of her. We can then narrow the groups down to find the single culprit behind all this. Sounds like a lot of work, but I'm determined to find out who it could be.

So... if you see my status and it says something crazy, don't mind it (and please don't say anything about it).

And if our "mutual friend" turns out to be you, I'm gonna fight you so hard.