Some asshole was tailgating me while I was driving to work this morning. So I slowed down and started pacing the car in the lane to my right so he was unable to pass whatsoever. I could see the frustration build in his face in my rear view mirror as he was flailing his arms and probably screaming obscenities at me. I may be a bitch, but it felt really good. Maybe don't tailgate me next time.

-- Via the Jesus phone