In response to the Chinese comments on March 28:

Friend: Find some information about what we need to talk about on China.
Me: Why? Our teacher told us everything we needed to know about the Chinese. That there's lots of 'em, they're short, and they like rice. *Evil glare at teacher*.
Teacher: What? You don't like rice?
Me: I do. But some people don't. And some of us aren't short. I'm not short. Can you be any more stereotypical?
Teacher: Well... yeah. I can. They know martial arts, they have slanted eyes, they eat dogs, and they're good at math.
Me: ... But those aren't stereotypes. Those are facts.
Friend: Dude. No wonder you came here. Taiwan kicked you off the island for being a horrible person.
Me: Hehe. Yeah.