I watched Juno tonight with my Foo-Dong, and had I watched this a week ago, it would have knocked 30 Days of Night (sorry, Vamps) off my Top Seven Movies of 2007, but now it'll have to go in 2008's. This movie was all sorts of awkward but fucking hilarious (totally my sense of humor - "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events." I mean, c'mon! That's genius!), and yet there was a touch of charm and vulnerability. The fantastic writing was matched only by the impeccable performances by Ellen Page (whom I totally want to date now) and Michael Cera. Now why, can't all teen movies be this good?

Oh, right, cause you put Paris Hilton in them.

Oh well, can't win them all, I guess.

[But seriously, watch Juno. You'll love it.]