Things that are really satisfying at work, but shouldn't be:

Collecting giant dust bunnies with our handy-dandy Swiffer.

Wiping down the accessory table with glass cleaner when it gets especially dirty.

When customers spray our doggy "pawfum" on themselves, even though the packaging specifically says "Doggie Crittoure Pawfum" and it's on a table that only has dog stuff on it. Dumbasses.

When my store manager doesn't know something, and I do.

Drawing mustaches and uni-brows on all the "historical figures" on the $20's, $50's, and $100's with the counterfeit pen.

Turning down customers' returns because it's an intimate, been over 60 days, the tags unattached, no original tender, even though it states clearly on the receipt what the return policies are. Dumbasses.

Seeing cool people. Hi, Ana! :)

When people pull the front door to get out instead of push.

When I hear Nicole say something along the lines of, "Danielle, you dumb bitch."

When my store manager acts really gay.

When customers try to open the accessory table drawers to help themselves (or to steal) but guess what, they're locked, suckers!!!

When Ashley (my assistant manager) makes our stock lead cry. Haha.

When customers try to open the front door before we're open or after we're close, but guess what, they're locked, suckers!!! Try to follow mall hours next time.

When I hear Weezer and Rolling Stones on our playlist.