Stuff for you to click on!

First, the pictures from this lovely weekend. Thanks to all you bitches who came to our party last night. Thanks to Phuong and Richard for walking with my drunk ass to the E-Bus/home. Thanks to Phuong for taking horribly embarrasing/hammered pictures of me.
[Click to enlarge, mouseover for comments.]

Second, fun links!

The reason why I love my home country. We breed glowing pigs! Neat! [Via Emily]

Bill Maher's New Rules for the New Year. [Via Emily]

How to Destroy the Earth - It's actually a lot more difficult than you'd think. [Via Chris]

Drum Machine - How cool is this little flash animation? I love Japanese people.

Remind me again, why do we need a gun that can fire 240,000 rounds per minute?

This clip of JCVD makes me laugh everytime I see it. [Via PlanetDan]

Third, new links I added to my side bar:

Cute Overload - This site seriously makes me want to throw up and then gouge my eyes out with rusty spoons because it's just so fucking cute.

Defective Yeti - Hehe. Funny stuff.

Get Shuked - Hilarious guides and "how-tos" for your everyday college life. The suicide one is too good. [Via Waterman]

Jay Is Games - An entire website dedicated to free flash games. Uhm, yeah, good-bye free time!

Numanga - I rarely read people's Xangas unless they are my friends, but here I am, adding two of them because they are just so damn entertaining.

PostSecret - I probably should have posted this up earlier, since it's just such an amazing site, but I never got a chance to. Some of the secrets are funny, but a lot of them are so depressing that I've almost been brought to tears reading them. Yet, I can't get over just how beautifully created they are.

WutUWatin4 - The other Xanga I was talking about. Hilarious guy, and he talkes about poop a lot. Yay!

And fourth, the Mouse-Click Game! I only got 38, but I could swear that the counter is off. Let's see how you do.

School started today. When I woke up at 9:30 this morning, I almost bursted into tears. I've only attended 2 hours of class and already I'm sick of it. I guess this is what I get for doing jackshit for the past 5 weeks.

Speaking of which, I just flew in from Nashville last night and boy are my arms tired (zing!). I spent a glorious 3 weeks at home with my friends and family and I miss them already and I can't wait to go back again.

Fun things...

Ken's Karaoke will never get old. Ever.

New Years was fun (although it just wasn't the same without Emma). My favorite part was when Lindsey caught me off guard and stuck her tongue down my throat. Then I got to take her home with me where I did naughty things to her unconscious body.

I watched the Rose Bowl at Sam's in Hillsboro Village. I lost count after 8 beers, somehow made it home, and ended up with a Texas vs USC poster in my room (thanks, Chris!).

For the game, Chris bet USC would win by 10, Tom bet USC would win by 3, and I bet Texas would win by 1,000,000. I totally won.

I watched Memoirs of a Geisha [Meh - The visuals were pretty but that's about all it had going for it... Damn FOBs], Munich [Good stuff], and The Constant Gardener [Despite the rave reviews, I found the movie to be incredibly boring. I mean, look at the name! A gardener! Who constantly gardens! However, it DID remind me of my favorite Kenya Song. Holy crap. Lions!]

According to Emma, Donald Duck is a "big, green bird".

You need to listen to this song. It's awesome and I can't stop listening to it. [The video will load after the 30 second commercial.]

I totally like a boy now. Boo, I suck.

So. Much. Sushi. Not that I'm complaining or anything. I still need to find a way to add potatoes to sushi, and my life would be set.

I love freaking my mom out when my phone gets shitty reception and misses all 12 of her phone calls. So much that she almost called the police. Yeah, I'm good.

"I'm starving. Let's get some fuckin' French toast."

I'm a fan of Two for One night at Mafiaoza's. You should be too.

I hadn't been to Pancake Pantry since the day I graduated high school. And it's still as delicious as I remembered it to be.

I finally got to say, "So is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" And then I got to play with it. The gun, that is.

Contrary to popular belief, boxed wine is fucking delicious. Easy on your wallet + Gets you fucked up fast = WIN.

To my favorites: Emma, Lindsey, Emily, Molly, Tom, Chris, Shewy, Joe, Ben, Seth, Kevin, Mike, Max, Alex, Woody, Ethan, Micaela, Big Steve, Little Steve, and Esther - Thanks for reminding me what a bad idea was for me to go to a school so damn far away. I'll miss you, and I can't wait to see you all over summer.

And now, the pictures. Click to enlarge, mouseover for comments.








Since I've been back, I've...

Remembered just why I'm so in love with my cat. I can tell he's missed me too because he follows me everywhere and keeps sleeping on my arm. What a fatty.

Gotten new colored contacts. My eyes are hazel now. You know, as opposed to the creepy zombie-like honey color I used to have.

Seen my niece. She's getting so big! She also has a faux-hawk, and it's so damn cute that it makes me want to throw up.

Had to deal with rush and our party as soon as I got to Austin. Now is a great time for me to shamelessly plug both here:

And our joint party with the GB's this Saturday:

Not unpacked.

Peace out, bitches.

I'm bored. Also, I'm a smelly pirate hooker.

Your turn!

Speaking of which, I finally got the lovin' I needed. It had been way too long since I'd been with a guy. And it was delicious.

[Edit]
Man, I was just joking about being a ho, but it turns out, I really am one. My purity has dropped 11.25% in a span of less than 15 months. Jesus, Tammy. Keep your legs closed.
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I bought this perfume yesterday...

...And when I wear it, I kind of want to have sex with myself.

Yeah, it's that good.

"Football's so important in Texas. On the West Coast, it's a social. On the East Coast, it's a culture. Here, it's a religion." -Major Applewhite


Eat it, USC.


National fuckin' Championship 2005.

Hook 'em Horns.

As you see, I've finally taken that god-awful blank tag-board off my page. I've replaced it with something I hope to be a little more meaningful. Like some good music. Yeah, yeah... I know how much I bitch about people having music on their blogs/Xangas. But at least here, it's not too obtrusive, and you can choose to listen to it or not. I just want to share some good shit with you people, that's all. I'm here for YOU. So if your day is feeling a little bleak or quiet, click on a song to bring some inspiration to your life.

And speaking of songs, this one's for you:

"If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you
And if I had a poet's hand, I'd write a verse for thee
And if I had a painter's touch, some canvas you would be
But I don't have a hammer, and I don't have a ship
So I can't build a house, and we can't take a trip
And I'll never be a poet, nor have a painter's grace
So I'll never write your verse, nor immortalize your face
...And also, I have herpes." -Steven Lynch


[Edit]
So after all night of trying to figure out how to do that goddamn Radio.blog thing (hey, I'm terrible with computers, give me a break), this is the kind of appreciation I get:

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Tammy's Top Seven List for 2005
Click for 2003 or 2004 lists.

Albums
[I know some of these were released prior to 2005, but I bought them this year because I'm slow.]

Gorillaz - Demon Days

Maroon 5 - Songs About Jane [Yeah, I know they're mainstream pop, but that doesn't stop me from loving every song on this album... and wanting to do ungodly things to Adam Levine's naked body.]

Kanye West - Late Registration

Beck - Guero [I still hold firm to my belief that no one can make dancing like a complete moron look so cool quite like this man right here.]

Green Day - American Idiot [The first CD I ever owned was "Dookie". 11 years later, Green Day can still kick some fuckin' ass. Amazing."

The White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan

Carla Bruni - Quelqu'Un M'a Dit [Okay. So Italian-born model + French songs = WIN. This girl has an amazing voice and I kind of want to steal her and keep her in my room so she can sing to me at night. But that's kind of creepy.]

Dane Cook - Retaliation [It's not a music album, but this 2-CD set was so good that I had to put it in as a #8. Hilarious shit. I love it.]

Overplayed Radio Songs

Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx - Gold Digger

Kelly Clarkson - Since You've Been Gone [KC is the girl I'd love to hate, but can't. And that's why I crank up the radio everytime this song comes on cause it's just so... good]

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl [I still can't, for the life of me, figure out what the hell a "Hollaback Girl" is, but I still want to get up and dance everytime I hear this song.]

Fall Out Boy - Sugar We're Going Down

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps. [Just remember when Tammy sent you this song through AIM, telling you how ridiculously bad it was, and how it should be played on the radio.]

Mariah Carey - Shake It Off

Chris Brown - Run It [Is it bad that I think Chris Brown is totally cute? I mean... How old is 16 really? Phuong - you can back me up on this, right?]

Movies

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire [How can a year be a good one without a HP movie? And without a doubt, this was the best HP movie thus far.]

Sin City [Need I say more?]

The 40-Year Old Virgin [If I could choose a favorite scene out of a movie for 2005, it would be the scene where Steve Carell gets his chest waxed. "You look like a man-o-lantern."]

Batman Begins

King Kong [I wouldn't leave out a beloved Peter Jackson movie... It's just a shame that Dead Alive didn't come out this year.]

Crash [This movie evoked so many emotions that it was like my period was condensed into a 2-hour duration.]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Books

Arthur Golden - Memoirs of a Geisha [And the movie's not bad either, to boot.]

J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince [I still don't want to talk about what happened at the end of the book. It's too soon.]

Bernard Goldberg - 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (And Al Franken Is #37)

David Sedaris - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Bill Watterson - The Complete Calvin and Hobbes [I spent about 3 hours at Barnes and Noble reading through these. And I almost wanted to walk out of the store with them. So if any of you awesome people out there is willing to purchase it for me (and prevent me from getting arrested), I'll love you forever.]

George Carlin - Brain Droppings

John Grogan - Marley and Me: Life and Love with the World's Worse Dog

Events

Catching on fire at DKE's Flaming Dr. Pepper night. Because I am so grateful that it wasn't as bad as it could have been. And now I have a sexy scar to show off.

June 25th - Again, if you were there, you would know how fuckin' awesome that night was. We should do it again.

When Momzilla came to visit me in January because I was depressed, and in June for three weeks, and again for Thanksgiving.

Summer 2005 - all 3 ridiculous months.

Last night. HAHA. Oh, how I love New Year's Eve parties.

Moving in with my favorite at 305.

Spring semester boat party where a hail storm almost wiped out an entire sorority.

Gifts

My awesome new television [Thanks, Momzilla.]

Getting my car fixed like, a million times. [Thanks, Bighead.]

My niece. AWWW, BARF. [Thanks (?) Suzy and Terence.]

Mario Kart: Double Dash! Yay! [Thanks, Josh.]

My fake ID, because without it, this blog would cease to exist. [Thanks, Fatty.]

My favorite fatty in the whole world - Hercules. [Thanks, Terence and Suzy.]

My fuzzy boots from J. Crew. [Thanks... me.]

Pictures





Quotes

"Yeah, CINNAMON BITS." - Dane Cook

"I get the Shuffle and then I shuffle the Shuffle" - George W. Bush

"Tammy, you look like you have Down's Syndrome." - Richard McFatterson

shiiiiiii wooon: youre not asian

"I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence." - Peter Griffin

[studdud] what the fuck is wtf? [Via Bash.org]

"The Atkins diet is this diet where you eat bacon nonstop for 7 or 8 months. And the end result is... you die." Michael Ian Black

Ah. This post was actually quite difficult to create seeing how I am suffering the repercussions of having too much fun last night. I hope all of you are hurting just as badly as I am right now.

And on that note, farewell, 2005. It's been one hell of a ride.