I'm done with driving. DONE.

In just the past 10 days, I've put over 2,100 miles on my poor little Altima.

So, no, you do not get a ride.

No, I will not pick you up (except for you, Richard - but only cause it's like, your 30th birthday and I understand that you're getting old and can't get around as easily).

And, no, you cannot borrow my car.

Sha-nay-nay needs a break.