Did I ever mention that Stephanie and I have an unhealthy obsession with Cafe 'n' Beyond? We go there 3 to 4 times a week... Hrm. Bye bye, money.

We do love our big black balls.

The girl who lives next to us has her bass on so loud that it's vibrating my butthole. I feel so violated.

Anyway, it's that time again:

You have just won one million dollars...

1. Who do you call first? My mommy.

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself? Some dignity.

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else? Food? Sushi on me!

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom? NO! MINE! ALL MINE!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!

5. Do you invest any? If so, how? Oh, I'll invest it. I'll invest it real good. In your butt! [What is wrong with me?]

It's the weekend, kids! That means... sleep! Lots and lots of sleep! Hurrah! I leave you all with a little somethin' somethin' from Tran:
Me. As Rockman.
[Edit: Yes. I realize that my penis is huge. Don't be too jealous, now...]

I hate having to spend more money. Especially on stupid pieces of metal like this:

Anyway, my picture-of-the-day award goes to my roommate, Sarah:

Hey, so did you know that I absolutely adore hamburgers?

Not working out two days in a row has killed me. I'm gonna be so sore tomorrow.

Wal-mart is officially my hero. I found almost everything I needed for my textiles class there, and I probably got it for a lot cheaper [Thanks, Phuong for getting lost with me and helping me find whatever I needed].

Nonetheless, I still managed to spend about 500 dollars today. So this means that I have $200 more. To last me through the entire month of February. *Sigh*

Overheard: "If I were king, there would be no stairs." Trudat, my brotha.

I printed out around 80 pages from the Dobie computer lab tonight. Hey, if they offer free printing, they've got to expect some asshole like me to abuse the privilege, right?

Introducing, Grazer and Tinker.

Ew. I still have homework to do. Back to my fractions and scientific notation!

Goodnight, friends.

Hope you have a blast even though I can't be there to watch you get trashed. I love you, girl.

Kristy1975: you need to update your blog more often
SooshiMooshi: more often?? i think i do it too much!
Kristy1975: you do it like twice a week
SooshiMooshi: is that not enough?
Kristy1975: no. cause i talk to you like once every two weeks, so i live vicariously through your blog
SooshiMooshi: are you stalking me?
Kristy1975: maybe

My picture-of-the-day-award goes to: Andrew. I will never look at Mario Kart the same way ever again.

So, I officially suck at bowling. I blame it on my small hands and their incapablities to hold a bowling ball.

Power hour and steak this weekend?

I really miss the Boy.

Someone pulled on my hair and asked me if I wore a wig tonight. I proceeded to punch him in the face. [Not really, but that would have been fun.]

You can get windburn through jeans. My legs are still itchy.

Rush went well. Thanks for coming out if you did.

Tapioca House is disgusting. I need to make up for drinking one of their PMTs by going to Cafe & Beyond everyday for the rest of this week.

I finally got to use a sewing machine in my textiles class today! Yeah, I can like, sew... stuff... together. Cool, eh?

Tip from Tammy: Make sure you take the wrapper off the gum before you put it in your mouth and start chewing.

[I've resorted to using bullet points. It makes things more concise and I don't have to worry about transition sentences like I would in a paragraph. Plus, these bullet points look cool.]

Weekend Update:

I'm partied out. Passed up on the Lambda and Omega parties to play video games with Stephanie.

Megaman Rockman is the most frustrating game in the history of the universe.

I still kick butt at Bob-omb.

Bump 'n' Jump and Paperboy are really not all that fun. However, the music and graphics are just incredible.

I spent 28 hours straight with Stephanie. Holy crap. [Thank you for letting me crash at your place and letting me do laundry. Even though I had dry my clothes 4 times.]

"Squarebob Spongepants"

Stephanie wants this on her shoes. But I mean, who wouldn't?

GB Picnic was yummy. I love free food... even though I waited in line for more than 20 minutes for a hamburger and then getting so hungry that I finished off the buns before I even got the meat.

I got the most badass throw from Sivan the other day (I didn't get a chance to thank her before). It's soft and I like to cuddle with it. =)

The no-eating-after-10 bet is off already! Vivian owes all of us some Jamba Juice!

"...But none of the girls in ASR are fat..."
     "Have you looked in the mirror lately??"

Damn you people with a snow day tomorrow... *Shakes fist*

Eric sent me a cute little game a few nights ago: you are a Yeti and you hit a penguin. My highest distance was 587.1, what's yours?

Whoa, our info session is tomorrow. You should come! [TX Union Room 3.304 at 7 pm]

Random pictures:


And with that, I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball.
[Hey wait, I was the kid that always got out first in dodgeball!]

I'm listening to the old Usher CD and thinking about his hot, dripping wet, sexy body...

Um, what?

Anyway, it's the Friday Five (this week and last's):

1. What does it say in the signature line of your emails? I rarely write e-mails. Boo to that!

2. Did you have a senior quote in your high school yearbook? What was it? If you haven't graduated yet, what would you like your quote to be? Suck it, bitch! [Just kidding. I didn't get my senior year book until this past October. Yeah. Good job, Hillsboro.]

3. If you had vanity plates on your car, what would they read? If you already have them, what do they say? Um. No.

4. Have you received any gifts with messages engraved upon them? What did the inscription say? I have a ton of them now. I have ones that say my name, "Alpha Sigma Rho", "Best Friends" and "Friends Forever". [Thanks guys.]

5. What would you like your epitaph to be? Isn't this kind of morbid?

At this moment, what is your favorite...

1. ...song? Maxwell - Fortunate

2. ...food? Sushi. Has been and always will be.

3. ...tv show? Family Guy

4. ...scent? Ralph Lauren's Romance

5. ...quote?
"I've learned there are troubles
Of more than one kind
Some come from ahead
Some come from behind
But I've bought a big bat
And I'm ready, you see
Now my troubles are going
To have troubles with me"
~Dr. Seuss

Anyway, last night was crazy...

The GB party was fun. Good job, guys.

I saw a certain someone fall off a 3-foot-high stage.

SennyB needs to keep her finger away from doors.

Finally falling asleep at almost 5 is not fun.

I love Bear.

This is all. Happy Friday, friends. I leave you with the donuts that blink in unison.

Oops. Stephanie and I passed out in Vivian's room unbeknownst to her. Mmm... Vivian's down blanket is soooo comfortable. And I bet Stephanie would be comfortable too if she would just give in and cuddle with me instead of snoring and waking herself up.

I love not having class on Thursdays. =)

Anyway, I'm about to head to the gym in a few minutes. Yes, you heard read right. I go to the gym now. Isn't that gross? But Vivian, Kelli, Stephanie, Connie, Phuong and I have this thing going on that we are gonna lose some weight and get back into shape before our formal. And all of us minus Stephanie have a bet going on where we can't eat after 10 or else the person who breaks it has to buy the rest of us some Jamba Juice. IT SUCKS! I hate not being able to eat after 10! I *better* get a free smoothie from this...

And with that, I'm out.

Last night was interesting... Where do I begin?

Happy 21st to Elizabeth... I don't know you but you seem cool, so happy birthday, anyway.

So it's BOB-omb... not BOM-omb, but either way, it still kicks ass [thanks for letting me borrow, Bear]. And Vivian, Stephanie, and Phuong needs to work a little harder at it to play with the best (me). [Hahajustkiddingdon'thurtme.] You know it's sad when you turn down a party to play Mario Kart... Wait no, that's awesome. We <3 M.K.

To Stephanie and Phuong - I hope your thumbs don't stay permanently flattened ("My thumbs are twirling!"). If they still hurt, it just means that you have to play even more.

IHOP isn't really all it's cracked up to be. Even at 4 in the morning. And you know that you've stayed at IHOP for too long when:
      *Someone throws up in the bathroom. Twice.
      *You've played every card game that you can possibly think of. Even Old Maid and Fruitbowl. (Damn you, Kumquat...)
      *You stay longer than your waiter.
      *You play stupid games like, "wu guay wu guay chao" for way too long.
      *You watch the sun rise. And then you can't open your eyes because the sun keeps shining in them (that's when we decided to leave).

I didn't take a million pictures last night like I usually do. But I leave you with these two:

Much thanks to my roommate, Sarah for that badass dinner tonight. Lettuce wraps are yummy...

Hrm. Yes. This is all. G'day, kids.

Meet Zed.

Zed was robot model A-2341 from planet Kinder. He was a fun-loving guy who liked to go out to town at nights and spend his free time shopping for for clear lamp shade hats. He liked M&Ms and video games.

Unfortunately, Zed also had an abnormal obsession with mopeds. Red ones, especially.

One day, as he was walking to buy some groceries, his eyes fell upon the most beautiful moped he had ever seen parked right in front of the store. He looked around to see to whom it belonged, but no one was around.



Any morals that Zed had ever known flew out the window right then and there when he realized that he just had to have that moped. With one more quick glance around, Zed jumped onto that moped and sped away to safety.



J.L. was walking out of the store and saw just in time that her moped was being stolen.

"Oh no!" she thought. But she knew just who to call to help her in this dilemma.

Meet Hoover, and Turner.




Hoover and Turner are in charge of SMA (Stolen Mopeds Assosciation). When J.L. called, they were ready for action. Within 30 minutes, they tracked down Zed and the moped and caught him just as he was about to get home. Zed gave in without a fight, and Hoover and Turner saved the moped and the day.



The end.

Awwww...

S e h n E 13: hey you

Auto response from SooshiMooshi: I hurt on the inside. :-(

S e h n E 13: i hurt on the inside too
S e h n E 13: but thats cuz youre still in TN

Don't worry Stephanie. I'll be there in less than 14 hours!

I went out to dinner with the fam tonight. The mom wanted to go back to Buca, so that's where we went, and that's also where we all successfully gained 10 pounds in one sitting. We did not, however, have another Jeff Fisher sighting, although if we did, I would have given him a hug for a season well done.

I'm going to go play some video games now and then most likely stay up all night with Harry again. G'bye friends.

I didn't go to bed until 7:30 this morning.

Damn you Harry Potter for making me stay up with you all night. *Shakes fist*

I would like you guys to meet Winky...

He's soft like Tubby. They are good friends.

[And yes, David. I will love him as much as I love my hippo.]

Just for the record, Esther and I are totally hot. For each other.

Haha. No, but if I swung that way, I would for sure try to get on her.

And no, Esther, I still refuse to take a shower with you.

Whoa. I think that's enough Tammy and Esther to last you guys... oh, for the rest of your lives.

Oh wait. I lied. One more.

So disappointing...

*Sigh*

And of course, Stephanie didn't make things better (but it's okay, I still love you):


S e h n E 13: OMG
S e h n E 13: they won????????
S e h n E 13: :-D
S e h n E 13: yay for tammy and her titans
S e h n E 13: hehe
S e h n E 13: oh wait
S e h n E 13: haha
S e h n E 13: wrong game
S e h n E 13: they lost
S e h n E 13: :-(

Oh well. Good game kids, good game.

In other news, I wish I was small enough so that I could get stuck in a game machine too. [Via LYD]

Introducing... Tubby.

He's soft. You should love him like I do.

Joe, Emma, and I went out to lunch today. We were gonna go to Buca di Beppo but ended up being sorely disappointed upon realizing that they were not open for lunch. After much deliberation, we decided to go to Backyard Burgers for some... burgers... Really good burgers too, mind you. Joe told us about his fabulous adventure to the World's Largest Adult Bookstore (see? Nashville *is* good for something) while Emma and I listened intently. I totally want to go there now before I leave. Yeah? Or maybe I should go to Deja Vu to find out just how ugly the three ugly ones are. *Cough*

So anyway, Joe - I hope you have a safe trip back to Yale. Have lots of sex fun this semester! And Emma - I'll see you tomorrow... yet again (justkiddingIloveyou).

So you didn't really think that I gave up on Buca that easily, did you? The Mom and I went out on our little date tonight, and once again, I suggested to go to back there (you know when you crave something so badly that you won't be satisfied until you get it? Well this was one of those times...). The food was delicious, and I am very happy. Yum. I also got to see Jeff Fisher (you know, the Titans' football coach? You know, the team that kicks ass?) I'm thinking I shouldn't have told the Mom that he was Jeff Fisher though because afterwards, she kept staring at him and smiling like an idiot. I was just waiting for her to go up to him and ask for his autograph and to take a picture with him. While doing the peace sign. Silly mommy.

I went out with Emily, Emma, and Lindsey tonight to the coffee shop that we frequented back in our good ol' high school days. [Speaking of which, sucks for you kids who had to go back to school yesterday. I feel for you. Even though I laugh at your misery.] And as usual, we acted like total dumbasses, and I think we scared the people downstairs away. Ah... good times, good times.

So I'm going meet up with Emma (again) and Joe tomorrow for lunch at Buca's. I don't know if that's gonna be good for my diet or for my checking account. I'm so broke right now it's not even funny. Help?

I think I'm gonna attempt to find a job this semester. Hopefully one of these places are hiring.

Anyway, I'm going to fart around for a couple more hours before I head on to bed. G'night, schnoozle.