I got this message on MySpace the other day:

In case you don't know what BangBus is, you really should check it out.

Porn industry, here I come cum!

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Sigh. This is worse than the "Wut It Dew" guy.

MySpace: 2      Tammy: 0

Happy birthday, Blog. It's been an amazing 5 years.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, kids... or as I like to call it "Feliz Navidad".

I had a real shitty day at work today. i was supposed t o get off at 6pm an d didnt end up leaving until 10:30. theresfore, I'm tired and i'm drunk.

But I love you gys. For serious.

I'm goint to dalls tomorrow ith my favotiete so yo ugusy ahve a great weekend without us here! Try not to miss ups too much. :D

Love,
tammy

I think my leg is going to fall off.

On Sunday, we had a BBQ by the pool and I got bit by what I thought was a mosquito.

Now, are mosquito bites supposed to cover a third of your upper leg?

The whole area is hot to the touch, I can feel it through my jeans, and it itches like hell. It's also so swollen that it hurts to walk on it.

I've decided to name it Helga. Because it reminds me of Helga from the Oblongs: fat and ugly. :(



Go away, Helga.

We had an awesome formal last night. I...

Got successfully hammered by 5pm.

Got even more drunk at the hotel.

Saw all ten of my beautiful Lambdas cross. They really are the Perfect 10.

Cried like a little bitch.

Saw our awesome alumns. Barbara, Ann, Vora, Lee Ting, and JK, (Stephanie, we missed you) come back and visit often! Don't be a stranger.

Ate shitty steak. Man, I was so excited about it too, but it was totally overdone. Booo, what a waste of 40 doll-hairs.

Swore a lot throughout my speeches. [Sorry for the vulgarity guys, I don't even notice it anymore.]

Saw my ten little ones all get completely obliterated at their afterparty. Mission: Ownage COMPLETE.

Took a crapload of pictures:



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If you want to see more, look on Facebook.

Rwar rwar rwar.

This is a cool-ass image. There are 74 bands pictured in the photograph below. I spent over two hours and can only find 48 and I'm not even sure if they are right. Can you find them all? No Google cheating!

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* = Ones I thought were pretty damn clever.

1. Rolling Stones
2. U2
3. Gorillaz
4. The Pixies
5. Whitesnake
6. Guns 'n' Roses
7. The Eagles
8. White Zombie
9. Scissor Sisters
10. Smashing Pumpkins
11. Sex Pistols*
12. Alice in Chains
13. Garbage
14. Matchbox Twenty
15. Iron Maiden
16. Blur (?)
17. Blind Melon
18. The Cars (?)
19. Radiohead
20. The Postal Service*
21. 50 Cent*
22. Green Day*
23. The Lemonheads
24. Hole (?)
25. Kiss (?)
26. Black Crowes
27. Queen
28. Madonna
29. Cake (?)
30. BeeGees*
31. Red Hot Chili Peppers
32. Prince
33. White Stripes
34. The Cranberries
35. Beach Boys
36. The B-52s
37. Nine Inch Nails
38. Phish (?)
39. Eminem (?)
40. Dead Kennedys*
41. The Police
42. Cypress Hill*
43. Spoon
44. Korn
45. Jewel
46. Seal
47. Pet Shop Boys
48. The Doors
47. Jane's Addiction*