It's that day again...

1. What do you most want to be remembered for? My sexy body. For being me.

2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life? “If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten and that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.” - Monty Python

3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year? Not dying.

4. What about the past ten years? Changing my outlook on life and learning how to love a person truly and completely.

5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say? When life bites, bite right back at it. Arrr. Gimme your candy.

"She looks like Pippi Longstockings. Or maybe that girl from Wendy's..."
"You mean... Wendy?"

Good morning!

I just got home from my friend Emma's farm that's about an hour and half away out in the middle of nowhere. Yeah... I only stayed there for 7 hours, but hey! It was worth it because I was with the girls. And of course, the one night that we decided to camp out was the one night that it decides to rain. We had a campfire going and everything... But yeah, we had to grab everything and run into the house to avoid getting soaked. So... no camp out. Granted, the tents were kinda leaky and the stains were disgusting (or as Emily would like to call them, "period stains"), and I don't like doing "outdoors-y" stuff like camping out, but I thought it would have been at least pretty interesting. And I'll know never to go back to Emma's farm again.

Sharing a not-so-big bed with two other girls is not comfortable, especially when you're sleeping in the middle. My back hurts like a bitch now. I also scared myself awake at 4:30 after only two hours of sleep. Did I mention that Emma's farm is haunted? Sure it's extremely beautiful during the day, but the whole place is creepy as hell at night. And after hearing those ghost stories (which I completely believe because Emma is not the type of person to make stupid shit up) last Halloween, I couldn't sleep right last night. So I woke up staring out the window, and I could have sworn that I saw some blurry bright thing move. And when I closed my eyes, I could tell the room got dark again. Maybe I put silly thoughts into my head, or maybe not. Who knows? But I definitely could not fall asleep again after that. Carly, Heather, and I left at around 6:30. We saw lots of wild turkeys on the road home.

Yes. Turkeys. I gobbled at them each time we passed some. It was fun. We also saw a yellow road sign that said "CHURCH"... I wonder what that's supposed to suggest.

Alright... I'm gonna go try to do something to keep me awake because if I fall asleep now, I'll get back on that horrible sleeping schedule. Must. Stay. Awake.

And to my favorite Molly... wish you could have been there last night. We missed you and we hope you're feeling better. =)

Just got home from the airport. Now I sleep for a long long period of time...

Being awake at 3:30 in the morning results in this...

JoePingPong: my computer feels so clean
SooshiMooshi: you should make out with it
JoePingPong: I think I might
JoePingPong: it's soo... tempting
SooshiMooshi: isn't it though?
SooshiMooshi: my computer is damn sexy
SooshiMooshi: oh wait. that's just my reflection

JoePingPong: people at my school don't like me.
JoePingPong: I talk too much
SooshiMooshi: really?
SooshiMooshi: I thought that people at school wouldn't like you cause you're too pretty

JoePingPong: hey. let's audition you fro the next season of "the real world"
SooshiMooshi: oooh that would be fun! a chinese girl from Tennessee on the real world!
JoePingPong: I'm serious, can we do it??
JoePingPong: I mean, you are 18 right?
JoePingPong: wait. they would film in august....
JoePingPong: but still...that would rock!
SooshiMooshi: haha you're serious aren't you?
JoePingPong: I am
JoePingPong: I mean, you are attractive and interesting
JoePingPong: it would totally rock
JoePingPong: people would totally watch you
SooshiMooshi: I wouldn't watch me.
JoePingPong: I would.
JoePingPong: I would watch me too
JoePingPong: i'm going to audition when i'm a bit older
JoePingPong: i'm too immature. people wouldn't want to watch me. i need some muscle.
JoePingPong: and an older lookin face. i need to SEXIFY myself before i record my vid
JoePingPong: i have 18-24...i have 6 years to get on
SooshiMooshi: haha... that is your goal now isn't it

SooshiMooshi: we went to her farm on Halloween
SooshiMooshi: and went to the cemetary at midnight
JoePingPong: CEMETERY
JoePingPong: there's no A in cemetery
SooshiMooshi: there's no A in your mom

JoePingPong: look at this first: www.kidblount.com with your speakers on.
JoePingPong: "helllo my future girlfriend...this is what i sound like"
SooshiMooshi: i want to marry that kid

Wow. Can you imagine. All these great quotes from one single conversation. I really should start going to bed early.

Anyway, here's my shoutout to Joe. Remember when I got mad at you that one time back in the day for reading a few pages of my diary? Well now you can do it every single day! Guilt-free! Anyhow~ Thanks for staying up until ungodly hours with me. You're pretty. =)

So as you can tell, I spruced things up a bit here. Or maybe completely fucked it over, I can't decide.

There's more that I want to do but I'm stupid and I don't know how to work these things, so maybe I'll just leave it alone for now.

I'm taking my mom to the airport at 4:45 in the morning and seeing how its 2:04am right now... I don't think I'll be going to bed tonight. I might just stay up until I have to take her, get home at around 6, and then sleep until 3:30 in the afternoon before I have to go to work. It works out great because I'll need to stay up late tomorrow night anyway since I'm going to my friend's farm for a girls get-together.

I woke up this morning because my nose was throbbing with pain. I wondered why. As I looked in my bathroom mirror, I realized that I had somehow almost ripped out my nose stud. Not pretty. I managed to get it back in without making things worse, but not before I nearly passed out twice. I think when I get really nervous or scared, the adrenaline rush is too much for me to handle... all the blood drains from my face, I feel lightheaded, everything sounds fuzzy, and things start turning white. It's like a bad acid trip... not that I would know or anything. *Ahem* So anyway, that happened. My nose is still kinda sore, but I think it will be okay. Let's just hope that my nose doesn't fall off anytime soon... I really don't want to start looking like Michael Jackson (no offense to you Sivan, but he's a wee bit creepy lookin).

These past two days with the mom has been pretty fun. As much fun as you can have with a mom, anyway. We had Thai food tonight, which was delicious. Then we went to Target to shop around. I finally got a new steering wheel cover (only mine's black) again.

Oh yeah, I didn't tell you about what happened to my old steering wheel cover, did I? I got a steering wheel cover - which will be named, Fuzzy - when I had my old car. The steering wheel tends to get really cold in the winter, and really hot in the summer... to the point that you don't want to touch it. I decided to get a hideous cover to protect my delicate hands. So I got Fuzzy. Fuzzy was loyal and it kept my hands from freezing off over this past winter. It did a good job, obviously, since I'm able to type this story out for you as we speak.

When I got into my car accident, the car had to be taken to the body job downtown. After we found out that it was totaled, my mom when to go get anything that I had left in there. When she got back, the one thing that I wanted was Fuzzy. However, Fuzzy was not there. I asked my mom about it, and she said that she couldn't find it. Somone had actually stolen Fuzzy!

Who the hell steals fuzzy steering wheel covers??

So anyway... I got Fuzzy 2 today at Target. It's a good thing too since my car and everything in it's black and it attracts heat like no other... I once wore mittens when I was driving because the wheel was so hot. Yeah. I'm that cute.

Alright. I'm gonna go talk to anyone who's still up. Byebye~

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Happy Birthday, Molly!!!

You're what, 13 now? ^_~

*Beep Beep*

1. What brand of toothpaste do you use? I use two ~ Aquafresh and Crest

2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer? ... The soft kind?

3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear? Uhhh there's too many to list. But I like Steve Madden shoes a lot.

4. What brand of soda do you drink? Coca-Cola

5. What brand of gum do you chew? Orbit or Winterfresh

After 12 long miserable years of school, I celebrate my graduation from high school by doing what I do best.

Shopping.

Molly and I went to the mall this afternoon and we both spent way too much money of stuff we really didn't need. But fuck you, it's my graduation. =) Besides, I plan on not spending *any* money (no food, either) for the next three weeks until... well... Molly and I get to spend some more money in Florida (assuming I go, that is). Ugh. You know, being friends with this girl is really draining on my checking account. I hate you, Molly.

But hey, I work for a reason, don't I? Plus, I rarely go on shopping splurges. No, really, I'm serious.

So anyway, I want to thank those of you who were able to make it on Monday, it really means a lot. I know how heinously boring those things can be, so I really appreciate it. You are awesome.

Not only did my friends attend my graduation (which would already be enough) I got fun stuff from them too. I got a beautiful new cell phone from Big Steve. It's all fancy with a built-in camera and I'm too dumb to use it. (Me? Distinguished Scholar? What?) Damon and Eric got me a pretty new watch that I really needed because my old one sucked and was always slow. I got a huge bag purse thing from Esther and Ruth... which is perfect for when I travel back and forth from Austin to TN. Ken got me a really pretty photo album which I also needed because I had a lot of pictures that were scattered all over my room. Terence and Suzy gave me a lotion/soap set that smells like roses. Yum. Speaking of roses, they also got me a dozen pink ones too. I was excited. Flowers make me happy. Now I get to go through the fun process of writing thank-you cards. Whee!

I am such a spoiled brat. ^_^

Good news: My mom is fine now... in fact, she was fine yesterday morning. She had a 24-hour stomach flu and aside from a little drowsiness, she's perfectly okay. She was unable to attend my graduation though, which was kinda disappointing, but I'm just happy that she got better really quickly. Hurray for mommy!

Bad News: My stomach is beginning to hurt. It's been feeling funny since this afternoon. Let's just hope I don't wake up at 4:30 and start puking my guts out. *Crosses fingers*

I'm sleepy now. Time for Tammy to go byebye. (-_-) zzzz

I woke up this morning at 4:30 to the sound of my mom puking her brains out in the bathroom. By the time I left at 8:15, she had already thrown up 12 times. And when I called at around 11:30, she was still in the bathroom. Poor mommy... I don't know what's wrong.

I'm worried. She's a the doctor right now and I hope everything is gonna be okay.

I have to leave again in a little bit to go to a graduation reception, and then the graduation itself. I plan on decorating my cap, so if you're coming, look for a head that says, "03... biatch!" on it.

So yeah. I'm out of here. Hope to see you all soon. BYE!

I am home alone. Finally.

So a quick update of these past few days:
-My brother's wedding reception last night went really well. Lots and lots of good authentic Chinese food (remember, don't ask what it is... just eat it). We all had a good time, despite the fact that I am traumatized for the rest of my life after watching my brother and his wife make out. Ew. There's a great picture of my reaction to it as well. Let me tell you, it's priceless.
-Coffee does no good in keeping me up. I had a drink that had 4 shots of latte and expresso with caramel last night, and all it did was make me sleepier. No good, I say.
-I watched Matrix on Thursday night. It was definitely disappointing. Too much mushy "I'll never let you go, here, let me pump your heart back to life" love crap, and not enough ass kicking. A few fights scenes were cool, but the other ones were way too animated. Oh, and I still hold to my belief that Keanu Reeves is one of the worst actors. Ever. By the way, what is a "systemic anomoly"? It was way too late for me to even attempt trying to understand the movie. As how Damon would put it, "Oooooh... so *that's* where all the SAT words go..."
-Amy is one of the most amazing pianists. I saw her recital today and I won't even begin to tell you how incompetent I felt when I heard her. She's incredibly talented. Go Amy.
-I lent my car to the brother this afternoon and I got it back with a full tank of gas. I knew he was my brother for a reason. ^_~
-I've been having trouble sleeping because I've been sleeping with my mom these past two nights. I'm not used to her bed, and I can only sleep really well in my own. I like the way my room sounds at night... the fan, the computer, some music... It's way too quiet in my mom's room, and her bed is not as comfy as mine. It's gonna be rough when I have to get used to a new bed after summer.
-I miss a certain someone. Just thought that you'd like to know.
-My graduation is tomorrow. I keep forgetting that it is and I don't think that's a good thing... Somone remind me, okay? Anyway... hope to see some of you there.

I think I'm gonna go take a nap or maybe watch a movie now or something. Or maybe I just run around naked and party by myself because no one is here. Oh, you know that'd be hot. (Haha bad mental images for you!) Byebye~

I need to start coming home earlier if I want to get on a good sleeping schedule. I can't be doing this going-to-bed-at-4-and-waking-up-at-10 thing every day. Summer is when I'm supposed to actually get some rest to make up for the lack thereof during the school year. Yeah. I really don't know how I'm going to survive through college seeing how I only got 4-5 hours of sleep a night during high school. Maybe I should just never sleep. Ever.

Happy Birthday, Big Steve!!!

(Your mom's face.)

My tummy feels kinda funny.

Five for Friday:

1. What drinking water do you prefer -- tap, bottle, purifier, etc.? Bottled. Aquafina, perferrably. Shut up, I'm picky about my water.

2. What are your favourite flavor of chips? Salt and Vinegar (yeah I know, it's gross, but I can't help it!)

3. Of all the things you can cook, what dish do you like the most? I can make a mean omlette. Grrr...

4. How do you like your eggs? Unfertilized. Oh! You mean those eggs... Riiiiight. I like 'em scrambled.

5. Who was the last person who cooked you a meal? How did it turn out? Emma made me waffles on Tuesday morning. They were yumalicious.

I seriously have to pee. But I'm too lazy to move. What do I do?!?

My brother and his girl are coming in town tomorrow because their wedding reception is here on Saturday. I don't want to give up my room for them, but I guess it's the nice thing to do. Let's all hope that they don't do it on my bed because that's disgusting and ew never let me talk about this ever again. I need a shower now or something.

Sunset Grill's cheesecake is incredible, by the way. Expensive, but good. I'm gonna go to sleep now and dream about eating some more cheesecake. You should, too. I'd even be nice and share. Bluh. Tammy's becoming such a fatty. Must. Stop. Eat.

Oh, one more thing. Here's a "shoutout" to Ben. [Not you, Ben, the other one.] Now, will you stop bugging me about it? Thanks.

I just realized that I've had this page thingie for 2 years and 8 days. That's long, considering that I rarely continue doing one particular thing after a couple of months cause I'll get bored with it. What can I say? I'm a quitter.

So anyway, Happy Anniversary to me.

So I really, really want to go to Bonnaroo, New England but I'm not sure if I will have to do some college stuff during those days [August 8-10]. Gah. Bad timing!

Would someone be willing to buy the tickets from me if I can't go? It's gonna be really really good.

I really need to get a day job. I got home this morning at around 9:30 and all I've done was work out, watch TV, sleep, watch TV, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, in that exact order.

I fell asleep three times! Three!

I can't be doing this for the rest of summer because it's eventually going to be me sleeping for an entire 3 months and no one will ever be able to see me! Not that it matters that much anyway... ^_~ So yeah, I think I just may go out and find me a job for the mornings/afternoons. The question is where...

So I can't decide if I want to be lazy or be a giant dork and take an exam that I'm exempt from in order to boost my semester grade. Hrm... Decisions. I'm thinking that there's really no need to take it because senior rankings are finished, I'm already going to college, and... yeah. Good reasoning, Tammy.

I think I may clean out some useless old school stuff now. I may start a bonfire downstairs later and start burning anything related to Calculus. You know you want to join me. I leave you with some Retarded Animal Babies. Cause you know... E is for Pants. [Saw this awhile ago but Lizzy reminded me about it yesterday.] Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Lindsey!!!

I love you, schmoopie. =)

[Caution: Cheesy post ahead.]

My mommy's asleep. I just went into her bathroom and used dry-erase markers to write all over her mirror and put her presents by her sink (yeah, yeah, I know it's the bathroom - but it's the first thing she'll see when she wakes up! ). I got her a big balloon, flowers, a card, some yummy lotion, and a little book of cheesy mom quotes. It's all pink and flowery and mom-like too!

Aww, I'm such a good daughter. *Pat pat*

My mommy's the bestest. I don't know where I'd be without her... (well, not... here... for obvious reasons). But yeah, even though she has no idea that I even have this webpage, nor does she even know what a webpage is, I just wanted to let everyone else know that my mom means the world to me. Granted, there are those times where I swear I want to strangle myself so I wouldn't have to hear another word come out of that woman's mouth, and there are those times when I wish I could just pack up my bags and move out right then and there. But. If it weren't for my mom always being there for me and being a loving, selfless, and caring person, I don't know if I'd turn out the way I am today (that's not saying much, but you know...).

There are some definitely some things that I wish I could change about the way I've treated my mom if I could. I wish I didn't lose my temper as much and get mad at her over stupid shit that I did, not her. I wish that I was more appreciative of the fact that she spoils me rotten. I wish that I never blamed my problems on her. I've realized all those things by now, and I'm definitely more aware of the way I treat her, and I want to thank her everyday for all that she does for me. Not only does she make money to supply the food and house, my college tuition... but she even pays for stuff that I don't need, like my car, my cell phone bill, etc. I know so many other people that have to pay for things like that by themselves. I'm just lucky to have a mom that's willing do work so hard just to make me happy and give me a life that she never had when she was my age.

My mom and I have definitely been through rough times after my dad died, and it was hard for the both of us to be able to move on with our lives. But sometimes I think it's my mom's strength and determination that gave me the motivation to keep going. It's going to be difficult leaving my mom's side after the summer, since it has been just the two of us (No! Not the Will Smith song!) for the past 6 years. I'm definitely gonna be mommy-sick.

So in case my mom ever by some odd chance comes across this page, I hope she knows that I love her and she's the best mommy a girl could ever wish for and I'm lucky and proud to have someone like her in my life. ^_^

[Scary thought: Tonight, Steve and I convinced a guy from our work that I had two kids and that I had to work to support them. Me. With children. Ew. I'm the type of person who find quotes like "You know, kids aren't so bad if they're cooked right" and dead baby jokes funny. I should never be allowed to procreate.]

Have you ever swallowed a pill sideways and it gets stuck in your throat? It sucks.

Just got home from a party. Now I remember why I never liked parties to begin with... ^_~

Goddamnit I hate this mouse. I can't wait until I get a new computer.

Friday Five:

1. Would you consider yourself an organized person? Why or why not? No. Do *you* think I'm organized?

2. Do you keep some type of planner, organizer, calendar, etc. with you, and do you use it regularly? Um, I used to be really good about keeping a calendar with me at all times, but it got too big. Or maybe my purses got too small. In either case, I stopped carrying it around. I need to start that up again though because I have trouble remembering stuff.

3. Would you say that your desk is organized right now? Actually... yes. I threw away all my old college crap and school notes and papers, and I returned most of the textbooks back to my teachers. So my desk is pretty neat and bare. It won't stay like this for long though.

4. Do you alphabetize CDs, books, and DVDs, or does it not matter? No, I don't have enough CD's, nor do I own 1000 DVD like someone I know. *Ahem* So yeah... it doesn't matter.

5. What's the hardest thing you've ever had to organize? Well there was this one time that I had to... wait, what am I talking about. I don't organize. It's all in my head, biatch.

I am so tired right now. I haven't been getting much sleep these past few days because it's been hell week. Today was my 3rd and final AP exam - European History. So during the exam, the teacher called out that we had 5 minutes left in the free response portion and I looked up and realized that everyone was finished already. Everyone except me, of course. So I tried to scramble to get a few last concluding sentences in on my last essay... except Emma was putting her smelly feet up on my desk, the boys were chatting away behind me, and Molly was in front of me snapping her fingers and going, "Come on, hurry up!" One minute left, and I still didn't have a conclusion, but I threw down my pen and said, "I quit" because I really couldn'd do it anymore. Needless to say, my essay was terrible. The AP graders should take it, rip it out, and wipe their asses with it, because it's that bad. But hey, I got all of my exams done and over with and now I'm all set. I plan on sleeping lots this summer to make for the lack of it this past entire year. Mmm. I bet I'll be killing myself once I'm in college. Ooooh I can't wait.

Oh yeah, bad news, kids. Party at Tammy's has been cancelled for the summer. The mom is definitely not going back to Taiwan for 6 weeks anymore. Which I guess is actually good news because that whole SARS thing is scaring the bejeezus out of me along with well... the rest of the world. So yeah... I'm pretty relieved that my mom isn't going back. I really would have liked to see her before I went to college if you know what I mean. Now all we have to do is get my cousins, aunts, and grandmother the hell on over here. Now.

So for those of you who don't get an invitation (not because I don't love you... but because you're not special enough to get a real card), my graduation will be in the Allen Arena at David Lipscomb Univerisity on May 19th, 6 pm. You all should go and yell obscenities at me when I cross the stage so I get distracted and trip over my mammoth of a gown. That'd be cool, I promise. No but really, it'd be super if you could make it, it'd mean lots. If you can't, that's okay too. Just donate some money to the "Tammy is Broke Fund", and everything will be just fine. Speaking of which, Dave Chapelle is coming to town on the 19th and 20th. Anyone wanna go?

I get to go to a wedding tomorrow! Yay! Actually, I think I may just be a whore and go only for lunch and leave right after. What? I'm a busy person! I don't have lots of time for stuff like this, okay?

I'm craving a Dr. Pepper like crazy right now. Like, seriously. It's giving me a headache.

In the meantime, I'm gonna head on over to my bed, and maybe I'll even consider gyrating against my covers before I go to sleep. Bye y'all. (Yes. Y'all.)

Taking a calc exam on 2 hours of sleep is no good. No good, I tell you.

I'm glad the test I'm taking tomorrow is the afternoon one because I need all the sleep I can get for tonight. But after that, I'm done! Woo! I would totally throw a party if my brain and body weren't completely fried. Maybe I should just bring a pillow tomorrow and take a nap for a good three hours. My brother did that for one of his finals, so why can't I?

My personal hero for today is Big Steve. He got me the Spirited Away DVD because he knew that I really liked the movie. I'm really tempted to say "fuck it" to studying and go watch it right now. But I'll be a good girl and actually do some reading. Ahhh. Anyway, thank you Big Steve, you are fabulous.

I want to see Castle in the Sky and Kiki's Delivery Service too. Anyone happen to have them?

Enough of this business. Time for real work.

Today was my last day of class. Got two more AP exams coming up, and I don't need to go next week because I have enough absences left to spare. AHHahahahaha I don't ever have to go to that wretched place they call a "school" ever again!!

Oh wait. I still have go and return a book to a teacher. Damnit!

I also have to write a speech for Baccalaureate and I really don't want to do it. Wanna do it for me? Come on, you know you want to. Oh, and while you're at it, can you dress up as me and give the speech this Sunday, too? Really? Awww thanks, you're super!

Speaking of which, I need to send out graduation invitations. Hrm, yeah. I really need to do that soon seeing how graduation is coming up in about a week and a half. I could always just send out e-cards. I mean, who doesn't like getting an e-card? Those are the coolest. God, I'm such a slacker.

Nuns? Farting? Music? All together?? The person who created such a thing is a genius [I personally wish I could fart the tune of "Twinkle twinkle little star". That'd be hot.]

Alrighty, I think I'm gonna go and attempt to study now. I don't know what the chances of that really happening, but here goes nothing...

I have two AP exams and a 6 weeks test left. I haven't studied for any of them. *Awesome*

And instead of studying, I'm gonna go to bed. Yay! Anyone wanna join me? [No! Not in bed! In not studying and going to sleep instead, you hobag.]

"Is it 9:10 already? I mean, 9:50? I mean, 8:50?" - Carly, who can obviously read the clock.

Good quote from a not-so-good movie:

"I need you like I need an asshole on my elbow." ~Rules of Attraction

Oh! Before I forget...

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!

Woo. Party.

Molly calls me at 6:50 this morning...

M: Hey, do we still have our AP exam this morning on time?
T: Yeah... why wouldn't we?
M: Well I don't know. Metro schools starts 2 hours later today.
T: What? Why?
M: Cause of the huge storm last night?
T: ... What storm?

So supposely a huge storm with tornadoes, golf-sized hail, and the such, hit us last night and I had the ability to sleep through ALL of it, not waking up once. I was completely oblivious to the fact that there even was a storm until Molly McMolly called this morning. 11 are confirmed dead, and lots of buildings and houses are destroyed. Sad day.

It started raining pretty hard this afternoon as well, and there was a tornado warning for a couple of hours, but it's starting to clear up here. That's always a good thing. We don't need no tornados swooping up anyone else today.

I'm thinking I might go do some laundry now. Everyone in Nashville: be safe if you have to drive anywhere, and I love you. *Muah* [Smart advice from Tammy: Stay away of tornadoes. They could hurt.]

Ohmygod we're totally the same person.

Psycogyrrl: TAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psycogyrrl: i JUST opened the pic of you
Psycogyrrl: youre wearing pink lipstick!!!
Psycogyrrl: ME TOO!!!!!
Psycogyrrl: omg thats really freaky
SooshiMooshi: you are such a dork

I love you, Sivan. ^_^

Possums give me the heebie jeebies. I was driving home from work tonight and I noticed a little white thing running in the middle of the road and I thought, "Aww how cute... a little bunny! ... Wait... no... EW EW EW EW EW EW EW! Run it over!" I didn't though. Instead, I honked at it a lot until it waddled out of sight. Yes. Waddled. *Shudders* Those things are yuck.

Oh, and what is it with you Vandy kids staying home on a Saturday night so there are absolutely no parking spaces? Come on! It's Saturday night! Go out and have a life! Oh wait...

I saw a car with a license plate that said, "ASK WHY". I'm really tempted to.

"I am puttin poetry into motion my addiction is overdosing from a natural high
Supplyin the soul with that unmistakinable mystical magical feelin that your money can't buy
Becomin a slave to the rhythm there's no way that you could stop me now, I'd like to see you try
Because I'm already long gone don't be scared for me baby just blow me a kiss good bye
I can't believe you'd rather stay behind then go beyond, talk to me baby tell me why
Society won't set ya free now follow me programmin' your fear to fly
Best believe I'm a breathe and break ground before I die
I know it's live and let live but my love won't let me lie
Make me wanna do the...
And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff
We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough
My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal
You're coming down with a bad case of
The crooked booty"

I'm gonna go stare at stuff now. Bye bye.

Moo:

1. Name one song you hate to admit you like. 2gether - U+Me = Us (You only *wish* I was kidding...)

2. Name two songs that always make you cry. John Mayer - Comfortable, and Daniel Bedingfield - If You're Not the One

3. Name three songs that turn you on. TLC - Red Light Special, 112 - Peaches and Cream, 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny

4. Name four songs that always make you feel good. Hanson - MMMBop (Just for you, Siv), Jimmy Eat World - The Middle, Outkast - ATLiens, Rusted Root - Send Me on My Way.

5. Name five songs you couldn't ever do without. Dave Matthews - Say Goodbye, Counting Crows - Color Blind, the Super Mario theme song, Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven, Weezer - Across the Sea.

Just got home a bit ago. My friends and I went to see X-Men 2 tonight. I liked it better than the first one and I must say that, (and Emma back me up here...) Hugh Jackman (Wolverine), Kelly Hu (Deathstrike), Rebecca Romijin-Stamos (Mystique), and James Marsden (Cyclops) are all really hot. Mmm... mutants... So yeah. If you're looking for a movie that has not much plot but full of action-packed adventure, try this one out.

Me: Pssst... Wolverine is wearing latex...
Friend: Yeah I noticed. I may have to go change my pants.

Oh, and my personal hero of the day (yet again) is Molly. She dropped by my house today while I was still all wet and gross and in a towel to drop me off a little Care package to relieve some stress during exam week. Granted, I'm not stressed at all because I honestly don't care about exams, but this little basket rocks my socks off. Thank you Molly, I love you (but not that much).

Happy May, folks.

A drunk 50 year old man tried to get my number tonight at work. It was quite flattering. I think stuff like this should happen more.

I want to get a new nose stud for my... um... nose. A little silver one. I sometimes forget that I have something there and I'll rub my nose really hard and it would hurt a lot. I need to remember that my nose is pierced or I swear I'm gonna rip it out and I would cry and curl into a fetal position in my own pool of blood.

I finished reading Fight Club (Ew, I underlined a title of a book. I'm such a dork.) over the weekend and I absolutely loved it. I definitely recommend reading it to anyone who saw the movie and enjoyed it. I think the book is better... which says a lot seeing how Brad Pitt isn't in the book.

Bed time! (By that I mean staying up for at least another hour before I even attempt at going to sleep...)