It's that day again...

1. What do you most want to be remembered for? My sexy body. For being me.

2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life? “If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten and that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.” - Monty Python

3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year? Not dying.

4. What about the past ten years? Changing my outlook on life and learning how to love a person truly and completely.

5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say? When life bites, bite right back at it. Arrr. Gimme your candy.

"She looks like Pippi Longstockings. Or maybe that girl from Wendy's..."
"You mean... Wendy?"