Haha. Oh great stuff. The buildings, chocolate, apparel, and toiletries ones are really funny (they have a "horny remover".) My friend once got a Titanic cd in Taiwan, only it was "Titarnic" and "Leonard DiGaprio". Gotta love those translations... Oh and I still have a pillow back from when I was just a wee little kid (last week) that says exactly this (no typos): Fatty Cat-Pipi. Pipi is a very cute fatty cat and lives in a neas pond. Fishes in the pond and sweet candy bear are its main food and it has a favor make doo doo. Um. So if any of you would care to explain that to me I would be ever so grateful.

This is just kinda sad.

My favorite part of my AP Biology book --> Glossary G-10: Gonads (GOH-nadz) The male and female sex organs; the gamete-producing organs in most animals. Haha. They have that word in the back of my book... Ooh that just makes my day =)

So anyway. Michael Jackson is awesome. A little creeping looking. Wait. Very creepy looking. But that's okay. He has great music... Hmm... It's Friday. You know what that means? Another night of doing kickass Chinese homework.... Aww yeeeeah. I am a total dork. All the "cool" kids go get trashed. Too bad I'm such a nerd, huh. Anyway. I think I'm gonna put off Chinese homework until last minute like I always do and crotch-et (you have to pronouce it like that... ) my scarf...

"Elmer's glue doesn't hold up shoes to a posterboard very well..."

"Hey, where'd Alex go?"
"Ohh... probably off somewhere having a big nose."

So. I'm at school. In the library. Yeah. I'm a dork, so sue me. So I'm reading the code of conduct for "Netiquette" (gotta love that...) and rule #11 states: Use of the network to access or process pronographic material, inappropriate text files, or files dangerous to the integrity of the local area network is strictly prohibited. Damn. Guess that means that I can't go to www.takeituptheass.com anymore. And I thought I could get some private time here >_<. Anyway... www.tammy.com is a porn site! Woo. My name is so totally slutty. *Sigh* I should get a life....

"I'm gonna let you go, I have to go fast."
"What? You have to go because you can't eat?"
"Yeah. I'm gonna go like, watch the sun set or something until I can eat. I have to concentrate on my fasting..."

I think my toes are about to freeze off. Maybe I should put some socks on them. Not on my toes. On my foots. Feet. Maybe I should just get some sleep...

"You skipped school and went to the mall just to take a dump? In the women's bathroom??"
"What?! I had to go! And I was around the mall anyway..."
"Why couldn't you go to your own gender's? That's what it's there for you know..."
"No way. Your bathrooms are much better. Toilet paper and scented soap equipped. Besides, you wouldn't believe the stuff that women talk about in there..."
"*Sigh* You sick, sick bastard."

Weee I just got home... So did any one else watch Miss America tonight? Ms. Tennessee (who I thought happened to be the prettiest...) got third place >_< For the talent section she played piano. Incredible. And they said that she only had lessons for 6 months. Okay I've played piano for 6 or 7 years and I *never* got even *close* to how good she was. Oh well... Ms. Oregon won. Dude, she can sing. And she also looks kinda like one of my friends...

I went to see a play last night. It's called "Assassins" and its about 9 people who have attempted (successful or not) to kill the President. Hrm... Kinda interesting how they would still have that play in a time like this... But it was actually really good. We were a little bit late though... and you know what always happen when you're late, right? You get stuck sitting behind the biggest, fattest, guy in the crowd. Yeah. Dude was right smack in front of me. I had to keep moving from left to right to see the actors (who were only like, 8 feet away from the crowd). And I'm sure that it bugged the hell out of the people sitting behind me. I think it's God's punishment for tardiness...

Anyway. I'm sleepy. And my bed is just screaming my name. Must... resist... bed.... ZzzzZzZZzzzZzzZZZzzzZzzzz

I'm listening to Ozzomatli. Pretty good stuff... it's like... latiny/hip hopish music. Yum =) I wish I knew what they were saying though... In this one song they were like, "Donde se fueron".. and I was all Oh! I know what that means! And I was all proud of myself and... Yeah. 4 years of Spanish and I know what "Where they are" is in Spanish... And I'm not even sure if that's right... *Sigh* Uhhh ... I'll pretend that I did *not* just see my mom Rhumba into my room... Scary.

"Is that a safety pin in your ear?"
"Um... yeah... What?? I ran out of earrings!"
"What are you gonna put in your ear next, huh? A paper clip? A marker? A penis???"
"Um... I think I'll go buy some new earrings this weekend."

It's "teacher plan day" today. You know... when teachers plan... and stuff. Ahhh the joys of going to a public school. So yeah. I got to wake up at 11 (something that I rarely ever get to do), eat lunch, go back to sleep at 1, and nap until 3. Sooo nice. We should have a 3 day weekend, every weekend. Anyway. I should go do some homework now. Mmm. AP Bio... Oooh but Dave Matthews - Spoon is such a good song. I've been listening to it virtually nonstop all weekend. Eep! Homework time!

I'm really really hungry. I guess that's what happens when you haven't eaten for 29 hours. I had fried rice and a peach for lunch yesterday... and haven't eaten since... (Actually... I had a cookie for lunch. It was yum.) Church was 5 hours long today. FIVE hours. And I got a cookie for it... But then I got to go the international groceries place and we got a bunch of snacks that remind me of Taiwan (That's like, the only thing I miss there... Maybe I should get some food now... Good idea, Tammy.

Tammy's tip of the day: Never put off Chinese homework until 2 in the morning the day before it's due. It will take longer than you think. *Collapses on keyboard*

It's *finally* weekend time. I am quite thrilled... We didn't have to do much in school today. My teacher wasn't there for 3rd and 4th period. We had kind of a sub type person come and talk to us during 3rd period. But he ended up talking about how he's eaten ants (they really good and tastes like lemons, apparently... ) and larvas and how his woman sergeant bit a poisonous snakes' head off. Yeah. Nutritious. Then for 4th - 6th, I didn't do anything but sat around and talk to people. Actually, for the last 45 minutes of school, all of us went to the football field for a memorial. It was kinda... nice... seeing everyone out there holding hands. It was a good sight. Anyway. I'm so happy it's the weekend. We don't have school on Monday either! I love 3 day weekends. Mmmm... hibernation time! ^_^

Find your Chinese Zodiac

Apparently, I'm Snort the Ox... caring and trustworth like Alf... but have a hard time loosening up and getting jiggy with it... =) So true... so true...

Oh~ And you might want to also check out your Astro Match. It's kinda neat but then they started talking about a whole bunch of stuff I didn't understand... That's okay though. It's neat =)

Think of someone you love more than anything else in the world. Got it? Okay. Now think of that special person about to come home to you after being away on a vacation or business trip. Yeah? Now think what about what you would do if you got a phone call saying from that person saying that they are the plane and are about to crash. What would be going on in your mind? What would you say? What would you want that last words you two say to each other be? Scary thought isn't it? Maybe I shouldn't take my history classes for granted... It shouldn't have taken this much to open all of our eyes to all the pain, suffering, and hate that people have to endure. We should have realized all this a long time ago. So. Pardon my selfishness, stupidity, and closemindedness down there... My prayers go out to all the victims, family and friends of the victims, and... just... everyone. Monday was an absolutely perfect day compared to what happened yesterday, and I'm terrified of what's gonna happen tomorrow and the days to come... I just hope that we can all make it through... one day at a time.

When I am gone, release me, let me go.
I have so many things to see and do.
You mustn’t tie your self to me with tears,
be thankful for our beautiful years.

I gave to you my love, you can only guess,
How much you gave to me in happiness.
I thank you for the love you each have shown.
But now it’s time I travel alone.

So grieve for me, if grieve you must.
Then let your grief be comforted by trust.
It’s only for a time that we must part,
So bless the memories within your heart.

I won’t be far away, for life goes on.
So if you need me, call, and I will come.
Though you can’t see or hear me, I’ll be near.
And if you listen with your heart, you will hear.
All my love around you soft and clear.

And then, when you must come this way alone,
I will greet you with a smile, and say,
“Welcome home.”
~Author Unknown

Reading about 30 pages of US History is as interesting as watching paint dry. Actually... I think watching paint dry would be more exciting than learning about the Revolutionary War. At least this isn't as bad as last time, when we had to read over 200 pages from the textbook. If that's not what you call fun, then I don't know what is. Yeah. Staying up till wee hours of the morning doing 70 ID notecards, and then failing the test miserably is just fabulous. Anyway... time for more useless-why-do-I-even-bother-reading-this-because-I'll-never-use-this-shit-ever-again history fun!

On a lighter note* This cursor trail can keep me entertained for hours.

Um... Yeah. So I've concluded that people suck. Maybe I should have realized that a long time ago. But they do. We all do. I want to say that I hate people. But that is the reason why this whole war thing is going on. Hate. I don't know what to say or think because this is all so surreal. War... what good does that do? Is it really gonna help us if we go to war? Maybe I'm just being naive. But it destroys homes, families, sense of security, lives, hopes, and dreams. So what's the point? I never thought I'd be able to see history in the making... And all I have to say is: Can't we all just get along? Settle this over a cup of tea? Life blows...

Hey! You with the hair! Test your reflexes! After hours of hard practice... I got my reponse time down to 0.16 seconds. Yes... many hours. Now it's your turn!

I went to Wild Oats today... For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a Kroger but with all natural and organic stuff. Everything there is either natural and organic... no preservatives or something. When I say everything, I mean everything. The have organic fruit lollipops, organic cotton made clothes, organic beer, organic makeup, organic paper, organic gum... Everything. So I was walking through the all natural shampoo and stuff aisle and I came across the coolest thing: Organic condoms. Why they are in the hair product section, I don't know. Why they are organic... Well, I don't know that either. But they had like... the extra large, the "normal' (haha), and the lubricated. All natural too! Um... excuse my lack of experience with condoms... but uh... how do the "all natural" ones differ from the regular kinds? I think I've given this too much thought... So uh... Nice day out, huh?

So I've read 20 of the 100 banned or challenged books and seen 11 of those book-to-movie movies and is currently reading one right now. Yes. I actually read. Sometimes. 20 is like... a lot for me. How many have you read?(Where's Waldo is among the list... umm... remind me again... why? I bet people were just really pissed off that they couldn't find Waldo. "Where the hell is that stupid striped motherf*cker?! I hate this book! It should be banned so people like me wouldn't feel so dumb that they can't find Waldo...")

*News flash* Boy told me that the reason why Waldo was banned was because there was a topless woman in the beach scene in one of the books... Hurray for cartoon boobies!

Mmmm I just took a 5 hour nap. Soooo nice. Wait. I'm never gonna be able to fall back asleep now. Crapit.

Things Tammy cannot live without... well... can live, but on a very unstable level of sanity... (not in any particular order):

-Sleep. Well... everyone needs sleep. But I've just been deprived of it these past few days...
-Sushi
-Siv
-Chapstick
-Hugs!!!
-My feather blanket
-David
-MP3's and music
-Dave CDs
-Doodling
-My calendar planner dealie ~ I freak out when I'm not organized
-Big Dog!
-Sharon
-Duct tape ~ it holds my life together
-Shoes and purses (What? I'm a girl!)
-Mascara
-Curling iron
-Loving people
-... and being loved back
-4 alarm clocks
-Esther
-Painting
-Kleenex/toilet paper
-Gum
-My mommy
-Kisses (but only from boy, of course)
-E-mail
-Shampoo
-Orange Juice
-My calculator
-BIC pencils
-AOL (as much as it sucks. It's my way of communicating to the outside world)
-Pictures
-You are never too old to learn something stupid...
-I just wanted to throw that in there
-It's a pretty day out
-Ooh... Clouds
-I have to pee
-I'll stop now
-Bye!
-The End

Yeeeeah um... I took a test today that is best described as "being brutally raped up the ass". And I don't know... but referring a test to being anally raped... is... bad. The test was bad. Sad part is, it's not gonna be the last test we're gonna take. Argk. I think I'm just gonna go sulk and whine about it, then take a nap, then sulk and whine about it some more. Oh but Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile is a really good song. I'm not too big on NIN, but this song is good. Mmm. Music is yum.

Woo! I also had someone comment me on my bra strap in 1st period. I think that was the highlite of my day. =) Hurray for cool bra straps!

I need a cat. Or a dog. I need a pet. I'm lonely. I'm gonna try to convince my mom to get me an animal for the millionth time... She always tells me no. But I need one. I need something to talk to. I should talk to a plant. They're suppose to grow better that way... but then again, plants are boring. So yeah... All of my closest friends aren't close at all. They are all far away. And the one that *is* still here... I don't know... We've grown apart since summer... And she's off doin her college thang. Hate it >_<. What I would give to spend another year with them. With them here, that is. My life stinks. =(