I think my toes are about to freeze off. Maybe I should put some socks on them. Not on my toes. On my foots. Feet. Maybe I should just get some sleep...

"You skipped school and went to the mall just to take a dump? In the women's bathroom??"
"What?! I had to go! And I was around the mall anyway..."
"Why couldn't you go to your own gender's? That's what it's there for you know..."
"No way. Your bathrooms are much better. Toilet paper and scented soap equipped. Besides, you wouldn't believe the stuff that women talk about in there..."
"*Sigh* You sick, sick bastard."