Happy Chinese New Year! Woof!
Gong shi fa zhai. Hong bao na lai. :D


You bitches don't get a red envelope though. You get a picture update of this past weekend instead. Haha, sucka!






And lookit! Even Google celebrates Chinese New Year! That obviously means that you should convert to Chineseism and stop being such a damn honky. [JustkiddingIloveyou.]



By the by, have you ever seen rotting uncooked rice? It's pretty. And by "pretty", I really mean "totally gross and moldy and WTF is that red stuff?!?" I would have taken a picture, but I'm nice and decided to spare you of a good vomit session.

Animal Crossing has a MySpace profile. This made my day.

And as if that wasn't nerdy enough, I bought another Sudoku book today from Wal-Mart. Goodbye, spare time!

Anyway, I hope you all had a great weekend, and lunar new year if you celebrate it. I leave you with some wise words from Mr. Ladies Love Cool James:

"Safe sexin it, flexin it, gettin that affectionate
Chewin it, oohin it, all while we're doin' it"

Tammy are drunk.

So, I think my cat is gay. For serious. I came home today from work, and I found this playing in my Windows Media Player:

And for the record, those two songs were NOT playing when I left for work. Hercules picked out Backstreet Boys and The Bangles for himself. God, what a fatty. A GAY fatty.


Also, I love Schmoopie.




Almost as much as I like this guy.




So like, how did I get sucked into yet another long-distance relationship? Damn you, Mike Levy. You're lucky I like you so much, otherwise I'd tell you to eat a fart.



Oh, oh, oh, and a HUGE birthday shout out to my lover, SIVAN. Happy fucking 21st. I love you so much and have one hell of a night.

Stuff for you to click on!

First, the pictures from this lovely weekend. Thanks to all you bitches who came to our party last night. Thanks to Phuong and Richard for walking with my drunk ass to the E-Bus/home. Thanks to Phuong for taking horribly embarrasing/hammered pictures of me.
[Click to enlarge, mouseover for comments.]

Second, fun links!

The reason why I love my home country. We breed glowing pigs! Neat! [Via Emily]

Bill Maher's New Rules for the New Year. [Via Emily]

How to Destroy the Earth - It's actually a lot more difficult than you'd think. [Via Chris]

Drum Machine - How cool is this little flash animation? I love Japanese people.

Remind me again, why do we need a gun that can fire 240,000 rounds per minute?

This clip of JCVD makes me laugh everytime I see it. [Via PlanetDan]

Third, new links I added to my side bar:

Cute Overload - This site seriously makes me want to throw up and then gouge my eyes out with rusty spoons because it's just so fucking cute.

Defective Yeti - Hehe. Funny stuff.

Get Shuked - Hilarious guides and "how-tos" for your everyday college life. The suicide one is too good. [Via Waterman]

Jay Is Games - An entire website dedicated to free flash games. Uhm, yeah, good-bye free time!

Numanga - I rarely read people's Xangas unless they are my friends, but here I am, adding two of them because they are just so damn entertaining.

PostSecret - I probably should have posted this up earlier, since it's just such an amazing site, but I never got a chance to. Some of the secrets are funny, but a lot of them are so depressing that I've almost been brought to tears reading them. Yet, I can't get over just how beautifully created they are.

WutUWatin4 - The other Xanga I was talking about. Hilarious guy, and he talkes about poop a lot. Yay!

And fourth, the Mouse-Click Game! I only got 38, but I could swear that the counter is off. Let's see how you do.

School started today. When I woke up at 9:30 this morning, I almost bursted into tears. I've only attended 2 hours of class and already I'm sick of it. I guess this is what I get for doing jackshit for the past 5 weeks.

Speaking of which, I just flew in from Nashville last night and boy are my arms tired (zing!). I spent a glorious 3 weeks at home with my friends and family and I miss them already and I can't wait to go back again.

Fun things...

Ken's Karaoke will never get old. Ever.

New Years was fun (although it just wasn't the same without Emma). My favorite part was when Lindsey caught me off guard and stuck her tongue down my throat. Then I got to take her home with me where I did naughty things to her unconscious body.

I watched the Rose Bowl at Sam's in Hillsboro Village. I lost count after 8 beers, somehow made it home, and ended up with a Texas vs USC poster in my room (thanks, Chris!).

For the game, Chris bet USC would win by 10, Tom bet USC would win by 3, and I bet Texas would win by 1,000,000. I totally won.

I watched Memoirs of a Geisha [Meh - The visuals were pretty but that's about all it had going for it... Damn FOBs], Munich [Good stuff], and The Constant Gardener [Despite the rave reviews, I found the movie to be incredibly boring. I mean, look at the name! A gardener! Who constantly gardens! However, it DID remind me of my favorite Kenya Song. Holy crap. Lions!]

According to Emma, Donald Duck is a "big, green bird".

You need to listen to this song. It's awesome and I can't stop listening to it. [The video will load after the 30 second commercial.]

I totally like a boy now. Boo, I suck.

So. Much. Sushi. Not that I'm complaining or anything. I still need to find a way to add potatoes to sushi, and my life would be set.

I love freaking my mom out when my phone gets shitty reception and misses all 12 of her phone calls. So much that she almost called the police. Yeah, I'm good.

"I'm starving. Let's get some fuckin' French toast."

I'm a fan of Two for One night at Mafiaoza's. You should be too.

I hadn't been to Pancake Pantry since the day I graduated high school. And it's still as delicious as I remembered it to be.

I finally got to say, "So is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" And then I got to play with it. The gun, that is.

Contrary to popular belief, boxed wine is fucking delicious. Easy on your wallet + Gets you fucked up fast = WIN.

To my favorites: Emma, Lindsey, Emily, Molly, Tom, Chris, Shewy, Joe, Ben, Seth, Kevin, Mike, Max, Alex, Woody, Ethan, Micaela, Big Steve, Little Steve, and Esther - Thanks for reminding me what a bad idea was for me to go to a school so damn far away. I'll miss you, and I can't wait to see you all over summer.

And now, the pictures. Click to enlarge, mouseover for comments.








Since I've been back, I've...

Remembered just why I'm so in love with my cat. I can tell he's missed me too because he follows me everywhere and keeps sleeping on my arm. What a fatty.

Gotten new colored contacts. My eyes are hazel now. You know, as opposed to the creepy zombie-like honey color I used to have.

Seen my niece. She's getting so big! She also has a faux-hawk, and it's so damn cute that it makes me want to throw up.

Had to deal with rush and our party as soon as I got to Austin. Now is a great time for me to shamelessly plug both here:

And our joint party with the GB's this Saturday:

Not unpacked.

Peace out, bitches.