Monday, November 29, 2004

Good weekend. I love being home.

  • It's strange going back to a home that I'm not used to. But hey, new furniture is fun!
  • I've missed my mommy. I've especially missed shopping with my mommy.
  • Mmm. Hot pot. Lots and lots of hot pot.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants was awesome. No, really. To those of you who said otherwise, eat a fart.
  • Hurray for new things. New, shiny things.
  • Ask me for the time when you see me! Because I can tell you now!
  • My phone is officially the biggest sack of shit, ever.
  • It's weird not being able to scroll through my AIM buddy list over these breaks.
  • I've missed my friends. A lot. It was good seeing you again - NN, Big Steve, Emily, Schmoopie, Ethan, Mollsey, Rachel (for all 5 minutes), Bear, Ray, Dave, and Harry. Can't wait to see y'all again in two weeks.
  • Thomas - I'm sorry I stood you up. I'm such a flake. Forgive me.
  • Zetas + Stoopid - things are aren't the same without you guys. Come play with me over Christmas, break, yes?
  • Knock knock
         Who's there?
         Lil' Jon
         Lil' Jon who?
         Lil' Jon gettin' krunk for some breakfast burritos.
  • Happy [belated] Birthdays to my dearest Carly, Annie, and Mark!
  • Smashed + Hammered = Schmammered.
  • Yes, it is weird being in the same room with people from middle school that you never liked in the first place. Funny how some things never change.
  • I apologize for the lack of pictures. I'll post them as soon as I get them from Esther and Big Steve. Which will be like, never.

    Hope you all had as good of a [much needed] break as I did. And now it's back to studying. For my three testes this week. Who has exams the week after Thanksgiving break? Honestly?

    Sigh.

    Two more weeks.

  • Thursday, November 25, 2004

    Merry Thanksgiving!



    Gobble gobble. Yes, thats the real size of my hand (when the picture is full-sized, you moron). Shut up.


    Eat lots. I plan on seeing all of you 10 pounds heavier by next Monday. Got it? Good.

    Tuesday, November 23, 2004

    43 Things I want to do before the new year.

    List of Things #839

    1. take fast shits
    2. have sex with Eminem
    3. exercise
    4. make love on a beach
    5. find my wonderwall
    6. write better blogs
    7. kiss more girls
    8. eat more sushi
    9. live life to the fullest
    10. go on a romantic getaway
    11. eat less french fries
    12. learn how to scuba dive
    13. study abroad
    14. be nice to my step-brothers
    15. call my mom more
    16. love people
    17. find more constellations
    18. keep in touch with old friends
    19. build up my tolerance
    20. get high
    21. attend more concerts
    22. bong a beer
    23. bake lots of chocolate chip cookies
    24. spend less money
    25. pick up painting again
    26. fall in love again
    27. go on more road trips
    28. spend less time on AIM, and more time in person
    29. procrastinate less
    30. see Lion King on broadway
    31. buy more CDs
    32. go skinny dipping
    33. eat more vegetables
    34. get a fake ID
    35. find a cure for the common cold
    36. find a decent job
    37. skydive
    38. walk to more places
    39. party with a celebrity
    40. learn how to break dance
    41. fix my sleeping schedule
    42. learn how to play drums
    43. work hard, play hard



    What do you want to do?

    Saturday, November 20, 2004

    [Edit]
    As promised, pictures from this weekend are up. Mouseover for captions.
    [Pics brought to you by Vivian, Sarah, and Jen]

    Crazy night.

  • Formal was good. I love seeing everyone dressed up. Especially Stephanie in her cute pink halter.
  • Congratulations to the Thetas.
  • I am now the proud owner of the BIGGEST LESBIAN award and a Babes of Lowriders magazine. Thanks, guys. I really appreciate it.
  • The real party of course, didn't start until we all got back to our apartment. 311 was definitely the place to be last night.
  • Thanks to Julie for making those pink lemonade shots. They were delicious. So delicious that I was able to take over 15 of them.
  • "Hurry! Drink as many as you can! The cups are melting!"
  • Watching Nguyen do a keg stand was priceless.
  • Sucks to whoever I pushed into the Zeta square. Haha.
  • Sucks to whoever I pulled under the "mistletoe". Haha.
  • "These are my confessions, just when I thought I said all I can say..."
  • Someone vomited on MY HEAD. Not really, it was just water. But all hell would have been let loose if someone had puked on me.
  • "What is it with you Asians?"
  • Uhm... everything that happened later on that night becomes kind of fuzzy after this. Wanna help me piece it all together? Cool! Thanks!
  • Special thanks to Mark for being my date and making sure I was okay by the end of the night. You're super.
  • Pictures, of course, will be posted up later.


    Zeta class and their sexy dates.The best class, ever.Us and Miss ConnieConnie.Our beautiful Theta class and their dates.The Thetas with their pledge mom - Haddox.Kelli, Julie, and Connie enjoying a tequila shot.Me and Marky Mark.The coolest table at formal.Vivian and Alex. Ew. Next.Haha. Dat - you're such a pimp.Guess who's buzzed? And Stephanie - I love that pink on you. The shirt AND the cheeks.Me, Jun, and Sarah.Big group picture.


    And after the show it's the after-party:


    Haha. John Ho, you're my hero.Connie getting her freak on. And uh... Vivian, stop tagging up people's pictures.Ah yes, our night wouldn't be completely without a little dancing in 311.Julie and Vivian with some of GB's new Iota class - Lambo, Dat, and Tony.... and John and Maradona.I love my Julie.Our Omega pledge bros - Kevin, Tuyen, Duc, and Matt.


    Haha. OWNED.


    YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING CARE OF ME, NOT LOOKING BORED.Haha, I love you Phuong.This is your gift for crossing into ASR, Karol, Now, if I can just find pictures of the rest of your pledge sisters...


    And from GB presents:


    And I got the biggest lesbian award? What?ASR representing.Our hot brother fraternity - Gamma Beta

  • Thursday, November 18, 2004

    I have this problem.

    No, it is not Gonorrhea. Haha, funny. Die.

    I have this sleeping problem. And it is that I cannot go to bed earlier than midnight unless I plan on waking up two hours later, WIDE AWAKE AND NOT ABLE TO GET BACK TO SLEEP UNTIL 7 IN THE MORNING. An exception to this rule is, of course, if I was actually planning on waking up two hours later to say, study or something. If that's the case, then I will be able to sleep like a baby for 12 hours straight, wake up 10 minutes before my exam, scream, run to class, and then fail at life.

    As you can see, I do not have a test tomorrow.

    I am, however, wide awake, and it sucks because I know I'm not gonna be able to fall back asleep for another few hours.

    The world works in cruel ways.

    But! There are some advantages to being up at this hour. Some being:

  • Wendy's late-night drive-thru and their 99 Cent Value Menu. Mmm. French fries and Chili. Even though I know this is going straight to my ass, at least it's easy on my bank account! Hurray!
  • Cool people like Sivan, who stay up until ungodly hours as well, to keep me company.
  • Being able to find shit like this that I normally wouldn't have the patience to look for. Llama llama duck.
  • Seeing that Molly loves me.

    Aww I miss my Molly. But I get to see you in a few days! Yay!

  • FOOD COMA!!!

  • Wednesday, November 17, 2004

    Rain, rain, go away.

    Or at least rain enough so that classes get cancelled tomorrow, yes?

    Things that keep me awake at 2:48 in the morning...

    I am flying back to Nashville next Wednesday. You have no idea how much I am looking forward to this. I'm so homesick. I miss my mom, I miss my friends, I miss my bed, I miss the roads, I miss Southern hospitality, I miss the trees, I just miss everything about it. Y'know, if you were to tell me that I would be missing Nashville as much as I do now two years ago, I would have laughed in your face.

    But I guess you don't truly appreciate something until you don't have it anymore.

    I've been thinking about the life I had back in high school lately. I miss it too. I guess I just had everything going for me. Things were simple, I was kicking ass in school, I had a boyfriend whom I was madly in love with, I hung out with great friends, I had a steady job, my mom was beginning to let go. Life was perfect. And now, I guess I just feel lost. I don't know what I want to do with myself, and I don't know where I'm heading. Don't get me wrong, I'm extremely happy here, but... it's just not the same.

    Maybe this is why I love being in Nashville so much. Everytime I'm back, all the good memories come rushing back, and for those few days, I feel like I'm just... home.

    Or maybe it's because there's no Hardee's here in Texas, and I really want one of their Monster Thickburgers. 107 grams of fat and 1,420 calories?? I can't wait to get my hands on this individually-wrapped, pre-packaged death.

    And Texas - you need a Hardee's. Now.

    Anyway, I think I shall be going to bed now, for I must be able to wake up tomorrow morning to stand around and look pretty pass out fliers.

    Sigh.

    I leave you with the best compliment I've received in a while:

    S e h n E 13: you make boring seem FUN

    Monday, November 15, 2004

    A post of felicitations, promotions, shameless plugs, and blahty blah blah.

    First and foremost:

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALPHA SIGMA RHO'S THETA CLASS!


    Welcome to the family, ladies. I'm so glad y'all made it to the other side. We're so proud of you.


    and

    GAMMA BETA'S IOTA CLASS!

    Congrats on becoming GBs. All your hard work and dedication finally paid off! Hurray! [It's quite unfortunate that this is the only picture I have of just you guys. I apologize for this.]


    And while you're at it, come to our presents to see us all dolled up and to congratulate our Theta class this Friday evening.


    Yay fun formal woo.


    Now. On to the shameless plugs.

    Come to our party this Thursday at Exodus. All proceeds will go to charity for Austin's Children Shelter. C'mon, do it for the kids.

    Or at least do it to see hot girls in lingerie without getting a restraining order.


    So hot... Want to touch the hiney.Come. You know you want to.
    Beautiful flyers created by the beautiful Vivian


    That's all for tonight, folks. I'm off to bed.

    [Edit]

    Yes, I realize there's another party on Thursday night, featuring the one and only, Jin. All I have to say is... Uhm, no. Sorry Jin, you lose.

    Case in point:

    DjTeknoKid: there is a party on thursday
    its tamzilla: jin party?
    DjTeknoKid: yeah
    its tamzilla: uhh
    its tamzilla: jin sucks
    DjTeknoKid: thats ur marketing strategy?
    its tamzilla: haha
    its tamzilla: okay
    its tamzilla: hot girls in lingerie
    its tamzilla: ... or jin who cant rap, part of ruff ryders (who suck), and whos a big cop out
    DjTeknoKid: he is not a ruff ryder anymore
    DjTeknoKid: he got rejected
    DjTeknoKid: no contest!

    Thursday, November 11, 2004

    Joe and I would like to introduce to you all:



    For any of you that will be in Taiwan on July 11, 2005, we present you this challenge.

    Starting at 7:11am, we will be walking around Taipei and hitting up every single 7-Eleven we see. And in each 7-Eleven, we will be purchasing one alcoholic beverage each. We will then consume this alcoholic beverage in the streets (because it's legal in Taiwan!) until we stumble upon another 7-11, where we will buy yet another drink. This shall continue until 7:11pm, where we will end the night with some clubbing and then some hot passionate drunken sex.

    You in?

    It's 11:11 am on 11/11! Make a wish!


    Ew, no, not that one.

    Sunday, November 7, 2004

    Saturday night was the Omega's Jocks and Schoolgirls party. This party holds special meaning in my heart only because it was the first house party that I went to in college. So despite being tired and a little sick, I still made it out.

    I think I had more fun taking pictures on the way to the house than actually at the party itself. Oh well. Maybe next year.


    Me and my favorite roommate in the whole world.Me and ToyJoy.The schoolbus. IF YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY HEAD I'LL KILL YOU.Me, Joy, and Vivian outside of Julie's apartment.
    AlphaSigs and RhoDChi girls. And Joy.And Julie.On the way to the house, Joy and Tammy got hit by a Mustang.And the same car hit Vivian too!!! What the crap, people need to learn how to drive.
    Since Joy and I thought the party sucked, we decided to take lots of dumb pictures. Of ourselves.Yeah.Uh-huh.The other ASR girls who got dressed up like whores for the party.
    Us with PDX being stupid.With Julie.Haha, I don't know.Kisses from Vivian, Tammy, and Joy.
    I love the Bang Bang Room. Just remember to use protection.Vivian, Phuong, Me and Joy.The same girls, last year. In a cage.The Zetas at Jocks and Schoolgirls, 2003.
    Pictures provided by Vivian and Joy


    Yay! This weekend update has pictures. Pictures of Schoolgirls, nonetheless.

    It's like free wanking material for all you perverts. Enjoy!