You know, it's kind of sad that I have to set my alarm clock to 12:30pm in order to be able to wake up early enough for church. *Sigh*

The Friday Five, biatch! (Only a few minutes late too!)

1. What was your biggest accomplishment this year? Passing calculus.

2. What was your biggest disappointment? Britney and Justin's breakup. Yeah... we're on a first-name basis now.

3. Will you be making any New Year's resolutions? Probably. But I'll also break them within 2 weeks afterwards.

4. Where will you be at midnight? Do you wish you could be somewhere else? Um. I think I will be with Boy. And no, there's really no where else I'd rather be ^_~

5. Aside from (possibly) staying up late, do you have any other New Year's traditions? Getting hammered and engage in a mass orgy. Oh wait, what? That wasn't me? Nevermind then.

I started painting again. It's hard because I had forgotten a lot of the techniques to use, and little helpful hints that my teacher would tell me. Oh, and I've never really painted with acrylics before either. I keep wanting to do the same stuff that I did with oils, which is fine except for that whole acrylics-dry-100-times-faster-than-oils thing. I'm just hoping that what I'm doing right now will turn out half-way decent. *Crosses fingers*

I hung out with Carly tonight (hi Carly!) and we didn't really do anything except talk and play Uno and call each other "dorkwads" the entire evening. We're mature, I promise. Tomorrow, I'm going to meet up with some old Chinese school friends. Not old as in last year. But old as in like, 5 years ago. Everyone's back from college so... I guess it'll be fun to see them all again. Plus, I just *love* being the only high school kid with people who have almost graduated from college. Yay! I get to be the youngest one! *Sigh*

I guess I better go to bed since I have to wake up bright and early tomorrow. And by "bright and early" I mean 10:30. (What? I've been used to waking up at 1 in the afternoon. 10:30 is so friken early.) G'night!

Howdy everyone. I'm at Boy's house right now and I'm waiting for him to get off the phone so we can watch Lilo and Stitch. So how's everybody's Christmas coming along? Have you been eating lots and getting fat? Mmm... fat.

In case you ever doubted my coolness, I spent a good deal of my Christmas morning afternoon doing college applications and calculus. Word up.

Anyway, I think I'm going to bug boy now because I like to be annoying and bugarific. =) Have a great night y'all.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Alright. Have a good one, people. Try not to eat all the presents ^_~

Just so everyone knows... David is the best boyfriend. Ever =)

Yay it's back! And late, too!

1. What holiday or holidays do you celebrate this time of year? Christmas! Though, I *did* spend the last day of Hanukah with a friend of mine. We ate latkes and it was yummy.

2. What was the best gift you have ever received? Hmm... that's a toughie. Most of the stuff I get are usually great, such as tickets to see Rent from Boy, my Big Thing, strawberry house slippers from Ruth, a pretty bracelet from Carly, a gorgeous white scarf that Esther made, two wonderful pillowcases (also from Esther - I love you so much), Nunzilla from Molly... etc. Oh and did I mention that I'm getting a car from my mom as well? Awwww yeeeah.

3. What was the worst gift you've ever given? I don't really remember any truly shitty gifts that I've received. Oh yeah, I got this math computer programsoftwarething one year from someone. My mom made me do it for a month until the CD "broke". Now, I'm an extremely easy person to please, but I probably will not appreciate something that requires me DOING MATH OVER MY BREAK.

4. Where will you be celebrating the holidays? Are you hosting? Going away? I'm staying at home this year. Yay Nashville (or as Boy so eagerly puts it - Cashville)!

5. If you could spend the holidays with someone who isn't around, who would it be with? Why? Sivan. (I mees you!)

Hrm. Winter break is going pretty well so far. Esther and I went to see the Two Towers on Wednesday (which was really good, by the way - and Legolas is really hot and he has pretty hair) then she and her sister spent the night. I spent most of yesterday with boy and that was fun, as usual. And today I slept in until 1 in the afternoon, and then did nothing except watch some tv and make some Christmas cards. Oh, and put away laundry that had been in the dryer for over a week.

Hrm. I should also vacuum my room too seeing how my floor is littered with small fragments of yarn/tissue paper/wrapping paper/popcorn... and God knows what else.

I also need to get my mom something else for Christmas. See, I already have a gift for her, and I thought it was really cool when I bought it. It's this head massager that supposedly pinpoints nerves in your head which makes headaches and all that go away. But don't let that fool you. It's a lot more stupid than it sounds. Now, I'm looking at it and wondering why the hell I wasted 20 bucks on this piece of shit that probably won't work. I'm broke now too. God, I'm a horrible daughter.

Okay, I think I'm going to get ready to sleep in once again now. Goodnight =)

Gene sent me this one: Two Korean boys dancing to an awesome song.

Don't understand it, but it made me laugh anyway. =)

I am such a dork. I was just watching the Aaliyah video for "Miss You" and I started crying. What?! It's a really sweet video, okay?

You are Zhang Ziyi.
You're free and wild. You like to have fun, whether it's flying in the air, picking fights, pretending to be a guy or kicking ass. You like to do it all. You also have an evil side which some ppl dislike. The only thing you've been really wanting to do is to shut chris tucker's annoying ass up! As he would say it, "you are one crazy bitch!"

Hell yeah, I am.

[I took this quiz twice, the first time I got Michelle Yeoh. I went back and changed one answer and got Zhang Ziyi. And I had to go with her because she's so friken hot.]

Fun with search engines:

Someone searched for women+peeing+and+pooping+outside on Google, and smiley+faces+singing+dont+worry+be+happy on yahoo and ended up here. I just thought it was a funny combination =)

Sorry that my site is such a let down, but you can always try looking at the wal-mart commercials for the singing smiley faces.

Friend: Um, why are you sniffing your arm?
Me: I'm trying to see if the place where I burned myself last week smells like anything
Friend: ... So?
Me: Smells like barbequed Tammy. Just needs a little hot sauce though.
Friend: You are sucha freak.

I'm currently working on my 9th hat using the prettiest and softest yarn, ever. I'm tempted to keep this one for myself even though I say that about every single hat I make. For those of you who doubt my hat-making skillz, here's one that I made for my little cousin in Taiwan: Green!

I am putting on earrings with large (large as in the width, not the number) gauges. It hurts. =( Kiss and make it better.

Happy Friday the 13th.

Shitty things that happened today:
*Crap weather - rained on all my presents
*The on/off button to my computer monitor broke
*My English teacher assigning two huge projects to be due next semester
*My calculus teacher giving us homework over break that we get to e-mail to him
*The splitting headache I've had all day

But... I did get warm sock slippers, Nunzilla, earrings, Poo-pooing snowman, and lipgloss pencils from my friends today. These things totally make up for the crappiness =) Thank you, friends.

After a long, stressful, and shitty day, killing Teletubbies can be incredibly soothing. Ahh, at last... euphoria.

Molly wants to bring back the ever-so-popular-word: Sike. Use it as often as possible.

Yay it's almost Christmas! That means I have to scarmble to make 5 more hats and a scarf. Why I agree to do stuff like this, I really don't know. Anyway, I going shopping again on Thursday night. Anyone want to join me?

Lion King comes out in IMAX theaters on Christmas day. I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am. It's been my favorite movie ever since it came out and now its gonna be on a big screen. HUGE!!! I feel like a little schoogirl again... oh wait... ^_~

Alrighty, I'm going to go do some studying now... SIKE! I'm going to bed. G'night.

You know you're tired when the numbers on your calendar start to move around and you get really confused by the 3's and the 8's.

Ali: Do you have a hair tie so I can put it up?
Me: Umm... I thought you were going to wash your hair.
Ali:... Oh yeah.

Me: *Sigh* Dave Matthews is good, but he sold out.
Carly: Sold out of what?

The people who live below us have their bass on really loud and I can hear it and almost feel it. I need to get me a killer bass system too so I be the obnoxious neighbor. Yay!

I like the part in Madonna's new song where she goes "Sigmund Freud, analyze this... analyze this". (Ahh! Too much psychoanalytical critism!)

Real conversation from tonight with a friend (kinda long, but it made me laugh)~

Eric Types: Hey!!!!!!
Eric Types: 2whtl suyp
SooshiMooshi: are you drunk?
Eric Types: WHAT"Js pp!?>!
Eric Types: Oh myg do0y d8d y9u just asy thwat ithoughty ou did?!?
SooshiMooshi: ...
Eric Types: STop the pdriods,myo
SooshiMooshi: you okay?
Eric Types: Sinetgubg kje tgat,
Eric Types: U'n fube
Eric Types: Fcayo you ndrersnt tah
Eric Types: Sorry. =)
Eric Types: That lst sentence took a lot of time to tyept oue.
SooshiMooshi: you are weird
Eric Types: I like you. You are fun
SooshiMooshi: why thank you
Eric Types: TYou are the coolest person i've etve met.
SooshiMooshi: thats nice
Eric Types: nan you rule]]\
SooshiMooshi: nan, huh
Eric Types: Yeah you becah.
SooshiMooshi: haha. uhh~ thanks
Eric Types: You're awesome.
Eric Types: let some somethign when i'm in ashville.
SooshiMooshi: let some what?
Eric Types: let's talk aboutt his tomrrow.
SooshiMooshi: you *are* drunk, arent you?
Eric Types: no im not
Eric Types: DUh
Eric Types: My who can you say something lke that
SooshiMooshi: haha yes you are =)
Eric Types: i love yoU!
Eric Types: You 're so amart and funy and stuff
SooshiMooshi: wow eric. you are really entertaining. talk some more.
Eric Types: you're great. what are you doing right now>?
Eric Types: I don't know what you're doing wcauwe you'are all the way in Nashville.
SooshiMooshi: i have a friend over right now and we are looking at some pictures.
Eric Types: that's aweoms#
Eric Types: Whatpictures>?
Eric Types: Adbw wgi us over rightnow/>
SooshiMooshi: pictures from 8th and 9th grade. old ones
SooshiMooshi: my friend carla is here
Eric Types: Is she cute?!?
SooshiMooshi: yeah she is
Eric Types: is she as cue sas david?!?
Eric Types: Can i meet her in december/january?
SooshiMooshi: weelllll i dont know about that.
SooshiMooshi: no one is as cue as david =)
Eric Types: Tell her how cpol ai am.
SooshiMooshi: how what you are?
Eric Types: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Eric Types: ecause i'm fcukcing dool right?
SooshiMooshi: yeah, youre really dool.
Eric Types: We'll chill this winter iowt will be grwa.
SooshiMooshi: yes, we will
Eric Types: ;IT WILL BE GREAT
Eric Types: Tehrwe we go. =_)
SooshiMooshi: good job.
Eric Types: We had a bunch of wine last night and we ghrew snowmalls at ceach toerh.
SooshiMooshi: you sure it was last night?
Eric Types: tonight was brooklyn brewery
SooshiMooshi: ahh. makes sense now
Eric Types: 2 nights in a row
Eric Types: i'll be okay in a few rsu
Eric Types: ans afer i sibver uyp i'm gonna do homewokr!
SooshiMooshi: i dont think youre gonna get much done tonight, dear
Eric Types: stippit stop making fun of me and sthcoitutf
Eric Types: .zfd you areiinv thw poar noq/
SooshiMooshi: come again?
Eric Types: i dnnno
SooshiMooshi: =)
Eric Types: Man you'rwe just typiens smiley faces bow
Eric Types: yes. yes i am
Eric Types: fine
SooshiMooshi: tell me a story, eric
Eric Types: Today i woke up and i watched TV
Eric Types: then i went to dijm sumk with the taiwanese cub
Eric Types: Then after that i went to buy sctuff with them, but they were pretty boring and stuff,l so i ended u0p going hom early.
Eric Types: my firne dturend 22 roeay do I dended up going ro brooklynwith him to a bar foer his bday
SooshiMooshi: that explains a lot
SooshiMooshi: did you have fun?
Eric Types: yeah i had fun.
Eric Types: Haha of couse i had fun i aways have fun
Eric Types: i hope youf rfriend C-something doesnt thin k i'nm weird.
SooshiMooshi: nah. she thinks youre really funny too
SooshiMooshi: and really hot
Eric Types: OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Eric Types: I need to meet her late dec.
Eric Types: ooOOooOOooOOooOOooOOooOOoooOOOOOOOO
Eric Types: haha i'm gonna be in nashvegas for 2 weeks s i bever se you lots tams
Eric Types: since we were like, best friends ands tuf.
Eric Types: STUFF
Eric Types: we were mad tight yo hahahha
SooshiMooshi: yes. "mad tight" indeed
Eric Types: Wer were damnit
Eric Types: why are you making fun of me and sth>!
SooshiMooshi: im not =) i just find you amusing, thats all
Eric Types: you're so awesome.
Eric Types: Man
Eric Types: Im gonna shower nad then we'll talk mre.
SooshiMooshi: okay. you do that
Eric Types: GHRIN
SooshiMooshi: goodbye, eric.

Oh people are so amusing to talk to when they are drunk =)

Eric, you are great. Thanks for making my night so entertaining.

You know what I love?

I love waking up at 3 in the morning after only sleeping for two hours to finish a European history paper about the French Revolution. I love not being able to go to bed since 3 in the morning because for some reason, the paper took ungodly amounts of time to do. I love finding out 15 minutes before I was supposed to leave for school that school was gonna be open one hour late. I love having nothing to do for an hour because I had already taken a shower, gotten dressed, and had my daily cup of OJ so I couldn't fall asleep anymore. I love when I forget my gloves at home so I thought my fingers were going to fall off by the time I walked into the building. I love going through school and have people come up to me and say, "Gee... you look really tired, Tammy, and by 'tired' I mean 'shitty'." I love getting my hair trimmed and having the woman do a half-assed job, put lots of pomade on my head, and not blowdry my hair completely so I can walk out with a wet and greasy bed of hair.

I love today.

Ari... You better hit me up with some really good Jewish food tonight or I think I will unleash all hell. =)

I'm sitting here in the junior/senior office wondering what I'm still doing here. It is all ice outside. Isn't that a hazard to bus-drivers or something? As we keep tuning into News Channel 5 ever so often, we notice that schools around us are closing left and right. All the counties around Davidson are out... Ahh... the good ole donut effect strikes again. You know who else got out? MBA. MB friken A. They haven't had a snow day since... when? Never? How is it that they are out and we aren't? Something just ain't right. *Sigh*

I had a great Thanksgiving... ate lots of great food. My brother got me a nice digital camera for an early Christmas present. I knew he was good for something =) Don't worry, I'll post some of my pictures up. They are funny.

Quick rundown of how things were and are gonna be:

- Saw Boy this weekend. ^_^
- I put up new Christmas lights all over my room ~ it's really bright in here now.
- I gave blood today and passed out for a few seconds. My finger is bruised from when they pricked it.
- I have two projects and two papers due this week, a test tomorrow and an essay Friday.
- My mom is gonna be out of town again this weekend... Party at Tammy's! All... 3 of you!
- I hope it freezes over tonight so I don't have to go to school tomorrow.
- I have a lot of Christmas shopping to do for all you punks who decided to become friends with me.

Speaking of Christmas, I'm gonna make an updated list of all that I want to make it easier for you to figure out what to get me ^_~

- A car. One that works, perferrably.
- Geroge Foreman grill
- A waffle maker - the Hello Kitty one they have at Farmer's Market would be nice, but I won't be picky.
- Socks - wool or anything that is not white.
- A kitty. A real one, too.
- Jelly Beans
- Monster's Inc. DVD
- Tickets to see Lion King at the IMAX theater. I will go and watch it a million times if I have to. =)
- Shiney/gilttery/shimmery things.
- Girly jewelery
- Homemade cookies/brownies/cheesecake/keylime pie
- A bellybutton ring
- A guarantee into college
- Shoes. I can never have enough shoes.
- Yummy smelling lipgloss
- A full-body massage
- Light blue, T-shirt material pillow cases. (Two)

Yaaay! I'm greedy girl! But you love me, don't you? ^_~

"Are you giving blood today?"
"No. I already donated enough blood when I had my kid."