Wednesday, June 30, 2004

I straightened my hair today. It was really exciting.

This is funny because my hair used to be straight.


Well, it wasn't really that exciting. I just wanted to put a picture up of me for all to enjoy.

Or to run away, screaming in agony.

Anywho, Emma, Joe and I had planned to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 tonight but to no avail. Sold out.

We, instead, watched Saved! which was an incredibly funny and satirical movie about those endearing Jesus Freaks. And as Carol would put it, Saved! was high-larious. Haha. Get it? High? Heaven? Highlari.... Oh, shut up.

I would recommend it with a little precaution: Macaulay Culkin might give you the willies. [Let's just say someone beat him with the ugly stick.]

After the movie, I headed over to Molly's to keep her company.

Actually, I'm not that nice. I went over there because I wanted to steal chocolate chip cookies and iced tea from her.

We watched GAS, which I have decided is the the coolest tv channel. Ever. All it plays are old Nickelodeon re-runs such as the ever popular Global Guts and Figure It Out. I miss the old Nick. Wow, if this doesn't make me feel old, I'm not sure what does.

I start working at GC again on Thursday and I'm excited. So like, you're gonna come visit me at work, right? Right.

Until then.

Eat shit.

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

A lovely message from my friend Stoopid.


Click to play

I watched Harry Potter with Ben tonight. It was good. Ron Weasley is offically my hero.

Oh, and we saw a preview for Catwoman and Halle Berry in leather is hot like whoa.

And speaking of movies [Stephanie on The Last Samurai]:

S e h n E 13: oh no
S e h n E 13: they're all dying!
S e h n E 13: is he going to be the only one that lives???
S e h n E 13: dont tell me hes "the last samurai"
S e h n E 13: aw man. this movie sucks

Monday, June 28, 2004

Tonight at dinner:

Andrew (my stepdad): Me and my wife's combined age adds up to 100.
Friend: Oh really? Well Mr. Siao - you don't look a day over 75.

Touché, my friend. Touché.

I'm in dire need of finding a job. As much as I love to sleep in until 1 in the afternoon and just bum around till 9pm, I am not receiving an income. So if you know of any places that's willing to hire someone for only a month and half, let me know.

In other news, this year's line-up at Dancin' in the District is actually pretty good. [Good, despite, having to pay $8 dollars now. Stupid money-sucking bastards.] But! Anyone up for Kanye West this next Saturday?

Saturday, June 26, 2004

Sivan is home! Yaaaaaayyy! =)

Stephanie is gone and I am sad.

A little re-cap:

The 14 hour roadtrip wasn't that bad. We saw 27 states and Quebec.

I took Stephanie to Greece. Even though she was not all that impressed with the majestic wonder that is the Parthenon.


This picture would be much better if I was on the gator too, but this one would suffice.I've got dumps like a truck.This is Chris in a tree. This is also where we left Chris in a tree.


We watched Dodgeball. It was hilarious. And Chuck Norris is totally awesome.

BEADIVA does not spell Bead Diva.

Like always... So. Much. Food. [And so many corny dogs too.]

I've missed bumming around doing absolutely NOTHING for un-godly amounts of hours.

I introduced Stephanie to Krystals, Benkay, Satco, and KFC buffet. Yes, she came all the way from Texas just so I can take her to Krystals.

Dippin' Dots make trips to the mall worthwhile.


Weiners are fun.Thumbs up to angry looking blown-up pigs.Don't you think that Tom and Chris would look just so cute in those shirts?


You know you're out of shape when you get tired from just 5 minutes of bike riding.

I'm still pissed that I didn't get my fruit tart.

Chugging rum and cokes for drinking games does not look like fun.

Kinda disappointed I didn't experience a clubbing "first" with Stephanie.

Waffle House hashbrowns were, as expected, disgustingly delicious.

We had a little too much fun with Mogu.


Hahaha.Wat u doing?Mogu misses Ymmat.


Anyway, these past few days were fun. Come back and visit me, Stoopid!

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

From my dear friend Harry [whom I did not get to see whilst I was in Taiwan (sorry, Harry!)]:

Type your name with your:

NOSE: 56qakk76
ELBOW: gtazm my
CHIN: tza mm yh
FEET: tyqammyu7
EYES CLOSED AND ONE FINGER: tznny
BACK OF YOUR HAND: tam,lmyu8
PALM: tyasm, m, hy
MOUSE: tammy
WRIST: thazm m ,uyh7

And just so you all know, Tom is fabulous:
zeddenia: Some girl asked me how I did my hair today (the flip at the front) and I told her I was just naturally metrosexual. I don't need hair products

Monday, June 21, 2004

I am back in Nashville.

I kidnapped Stephanie and took her back with me.

She's amazed by the abundance of trees and smooth highways here.

Molly has pretty hair.

We ate Berrie Bott's Every Flavor Beans today.

Vomit, Sardine, and Earthworm are the best ones. You should try them.

Goodbye for now.

Friday, June 18, 2004

its tamzilla: mj or gates?
S e h n E 13: however...
S e h n E 13: if jordan challenges bill gates to a game of 21 and bets him all his money
S e h n E 13: jordan will win
S e h n E 13: $$$ game over. mj wins.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Due to the fact that AOL sucks a big one, I can no longer use SooshiMooshi as my screen name. (At least not until November 31st.)

The SN I am using now is its tamzilla


Please make this slight change in your buddy lists.

Thanks.

This will be that god-awfully long post that I had promised you all. Pictures will not be up until later when I get them from various sources.


Bali was amazing. Everything there was just so vividly beautiful and I’m really glad that I had this chance to experience something like it.

The plane ride there wasn’t so bad. But then again, 5 hours is nothing compared to the 18 hours it took to get to Taiwan. And of course, airplane food was just as bad as I remembered it to be. Yum.

When we got there, it was rainy, but I actually didn’t mind because it felt so nice out.

We stayed at the Sheraton Laguna for the first two nights. It was right on the beach and the rooms were surrounded by swimming pools. The hotel was gorgeous.

I don’t think the people in Bali understand the concept of “paved roads”. Think: West Campus times 10. Driving around in Bali is like riding an hour and a half long roller coaster. You know, the kind that makes you want to hurl all over the place.

Just for the record, food at the Hard Rock Café sucks just as much outside of the country as it does in the US.

My cousin got her hair braided. Unfortunately, she couldn’t sleep with all those beads in her hair and ended up taking them all out the same night. I also got my nails done. They’re so hideous, I love it. Stephanie – you would definitely not be my friend if you saw these in person.

We stayed at the Meridian the last two nights. This hotel was equally amazing.

One US dollar = 9,000 Indonesian dollars. I have never felt so rich in my entire life, holding hundred thousand dollar bills. I was big pimpin’ like you wouldn’t believe.


Coming back to Taiwan was definitely much appreciated after being in the air for 30 hours within 6 days.

My cousin is the coolest person, ever.

Congratulations to Terence and Suzy. Again.

The clubs were pretty fun. Well, the fun part was really just watching the people there dance to the 5 songs the DJ played ALL FRIKEN NIGHT. Nothing beats 50 year old men and women getting their groove on to Usher and Britney Spears.

One of the clubs we went to was in Taipei 101 (currently the tallest building in the world, but you still can’t go past floor 6) and Jay Chow went there a few days before we did. OhmygodJAYCHOW!!! Now if it was only F4…

Hanging out with Damon, Terence, Suzy, Ruth, Esther, Daniel, Eric, and Stephanie was great. (Sorry to those I did not get to see in the few short days I was there. I’ll be sure to save you a “Here’s to Tennessee” shot.)

I think I did more shopping in a span of 3 days than I have this past year combined. I love cheap clothes, cheap shoes, cheap purses, cheap everything. I just love being cheap.

Large, black, phallic things amuse me.

I watched Face/Off on HBO. Again. For the millionth time. I seem to watch this atrocious movie at least once every time I go back.

I didn't get to ride on a moped like I had originally intended. I did, however, steal two bikes with my cousin and rode them around NTU's campus. (Don't worry, we returned them to where taken from.)

I saw band do a cover of New Order’s Bizarre Love Triangle on TV the other day. Why must these people insist on butchering some good classics?

My relatives like to incessantly point out the fact that I’ve gained a pound or 50 since the last time they saw me. Now that my self-esteem is completely shattered, I might just have to start going to the gym. And cry.

I got a perm. It’s permtastic.

So on the plane back to the US, I watched Scooby Doo 2. I can’t decide if this is worse or if watching Snow Dogs last time I went back is worse. I think airlines made a deal with movie production companies which states that whichever movies suck, the airline will play on their long-distance flights.

The guy who was sitting next to me on the plane from Taipei to LA was escored off the plane by two policemen when we landed. A little scary.

Anyway, this is all for now. Hrm. So this post is really boring without pictures, but I'll get them up as soon as I can. Stay tuned.

Tuesday, June 8, 2004

I apologize for the serious lack of posts.

But I would rather gouge my eyes out with rusty spoons first before I even attempt to update using dial-up.

I promise you all a good post (filled with pictures, too!) as soon as I return to the states.

Sorry for the inconvenience.