Conversation from work today:

Katie: I'm hungry
Me: I have these "Plane Crackers" from my flight back from Nashville. See, they're plain crackers in the shape of planes! Get it?
Katie: Haha. Yeah, I'll have some.
Me: Sorry, they're kinda smushed though from being in my purse all day.
Katie: So... they're really just... "Plane Crashed Crackers" then, aren't they?
Me: ...Yeah, "9-11 Flight 93 Crackers", if you will.
Katie: We are so going to hell.
Me: I'll save you a seat on the way there.

Too soon, kids? Too soon?

This year's Valentine's ranks right up there with getting dumped on the same day 4 years ago. Man, I hate today.

At least I get to see my Jimmies tomorrow! Going home could not have come at a better time.

My brother and Co. came out with us this weekend. He got wasted off of 2 drinks, as expected. But fun was had, nonetheless.

It's the new cool hand sign - the "Crab". Fobby peace signs no more!

Kind of reminds me of this AWESOME commercial:


You can see the rest of the fun pictures from Friday on Facebook.

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So I ended up going movie hopping with Phuong and my brother Saturday afternoon. Unfortunately, we ended up watching none of the 3 that I've requested below. We saw Hannibal Rising (wasn't terrible, but definitely kind of drawn out), Smokin' Aces (entertaining to watch, and it had a fun cast), and Epic Movie (93 minutes of my life that I wish I could have back - this movie was so bad that it alone ruined movie day altogether and made me wish I stayed home instead. If you were planning on going to see this, don't - just jab some dull pencils in your eyes instead and you'll get the same effect).
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I haven't been movie hopping in awhile. I don't know if I just can't find someone to go with me, or I haven't got the time, or I'm too lazy (but then again, what's lazier than being too lazy to watch movies all day?), or what? I work in a mall with a freaking movie theater in it, for cryin' out loud. Why haven't I gone to the movies in so long??

In any case, there are three that I've been dyin' to see:

Children of Men

Because I've heard nothing but good things about this movie. Oh, and Clive Owen makes my mouth drool a little.


Casino Royale

Because I've hated every goddamn 007 movie since GoldenEye. They relied too heavily on bad special effects, even worse sexual innuendos, and Pierce Brosnan's permanently immaculate hair. So this one's gotta be better, right?

And last but not least,
Pan's Labyrinth

Because this guy just looks fuckin' cool:




So... anyone want to movie hop with me?


...Please?

...Man, my camera is awesome. Almost as awesome as my mouth.

Thanks to everyone who came out to Karma Lounge for our rush party! You guys made our party a great success. No throwing up or scandalous stories this time, but fun was definitely had.

The Zetas re-united!



I loved the red lighting in the bathroom - covers up the Asian flush... I mean... sunburn.


On a side note, everyone beware of this guy when you're downtown:


Don't let the smile on my face fool you, I actually wanted to stab him on the inside. This little fucker (whom I've never met) came up to me at the bar and asked, "So my friend and I are broke, can you buy us drinks?" WHO DOES THAT?! According to one of my friends who knows him, he does that a lot whenever he's out. C'mon - it's the number one rule of 6th Street: If you're broke, don't go (well, that and "Don't get arrested"). So if you ever see him out and he asks you to buy him a shot, say no and tell him to fuck himself.