Conversation from work today:

Katie: I'm hungry
Me: I have these "Plane Crackers" from my flight back from Nashville. See, they're plain crackers in the shape of planes! Get it?
Katie: Haha. Yeah, I'll have some.
Me: Sorry, they're kinda smushed though from being in my purse all day.
Katie: So... they're really just... "Plane Crashed Crackers" then, aren't they?
Me: ...Yeah, "9-11 Flight 93 Crackers", if you will.
Katie: We are so going to hell.
Me: I'll save you a seat on the way there.

Too soon, kids? Too soon?