Happy Valentine's Day.

It's National Pancake Day!

Free pancakes from 7am to 10pm at your local IHOP!

I don't even fucking like pancakes, but I'd touch your naughty bits for free shit.

YUM YUM! GIMME SOME [The pancakes. Not your bits]!

It's been a long time coming, but good things comes to those who wait...

I'm officially a manager at Juicy Couture now. [HAH! Suck it, Crew.]

So... Come to me for all your velour needs.

On another note, I'm really glad someone took the time to graph out popular rap songs [Molly, you would appreciate this]. I've always been a visual person, and I now understand these lyrics so much better.

Not unlike here:


If you know what song this is, we should be friends. Best friends.

For Valentine's Day this year, I'm not doing any fancy dinners (unless by "fancy dinner" you mean "fucking delicious awesome meal at Buffet Palace with my BFF, Phuong"), or expensive gifts ("Hi, I'm broke. I'll be your server tonight"). Instead, I updated my Radio.Blog for this special occasion.

Mike, this playlist is for you. Think of it like a High Fidelity mix-tape. But with shittier music. Love you!

Al Green - Let's Stay Together: Because I'm loving you whether times are good or bad, happy or sad.

Alison Krauss - When You Say Nothing at All

Barry Louis Polisar - All I Want is You: Favorite lines:

If you were a wink, I'd be a nod
If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod.
If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug.

Blink 182 - I Miss You

Chris Brown - With You: I'm sorry, I had to.

Common - The Light: Our song!

Counting Crows - Colorblind: Remember the love scene from Cruel Intentions where this song was played? Uhm. Yeah.

The Cure - Love Song

Des'ree - Kissing You: One of the best love songs ever made. Favorite lines:

Pride can stand a thousand trials
The strong will never fall
But watching stars without you
My soul cried

Jack Johnson - Better Together

Jamie Foxx - DJ Play a Love Song: Best lines:

He can take you out to dinner and look like a playa
I'm a give it to you good up in the elevator
He be actin' all soft when he get in them draws
I'm a break you off and fuck you up against the wall
Yes, please?

Janet Jackson - Anytime, Anyplace: This song gives me the chills. Down there

The Pretenders - I'll Stand by You

Spice Girls - 2 Become 1: Oh, it's funny and you know it. [P.S. Bye, Posh!]

Weezer - O Girlfriend

Yazoo - Only You

Enjoy! Or don't.

I was surfing through iTunes tonight in search of some good new music, because apparently, out of the 3,902 songs on my iPod, I can't find ONE good song to listen to. So I browsed through the Top Songs to see what other people are paying 99 cents for these days, and you have no idea how happy it makes me that Haddaway's "What is Love?" is the 68th most downloaded song on iTunes...



Mainly because it makes me think of this...

[Click for the full effect.]

But my happiness was short lived when I found out that the abomination also known as "Nickelback" is up for a Grammy nomination this year.



WHYYYYYYYY?!?

I watched the Superbowl game with Karol tonight. It was a good game, and I'm glad that the Giants won... But the REAL team that I was rooting for, was Team Commercials.

My top 3 favorites of the night:

It's Justin. Go figure.


The best is when he pukes.


"Bud Light. Suck one."

I despise American-made cars because they are sucky pieces of shit, and I don't particularly care for SUV's because they're terrible for the environment.

That being said, I would toss your salad for one of these:

:::Drools:::