Ugh. I feel like poo. Like... the scum that lives in poo. Like... the bacteria that lives on the scum that lives in poo. Well... I just have a real bad headache. I hope it goes away. Me going to school with one of those is not good. Uch I need a shower too. And a change of clothes. I haven't gotten out of the clothes I slept in last night all day. I plan on sleeping in them again tonight too. Mmm. Yum.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.

If I were a cookie, I'd go to the hospital too.