Friend 1: What are you eating?
Me: A hot pocket.
Friend 1: Oh, is it crispy, hot, crunchy, tender, yummy?
Me: No. It's not any of those.
Friend 2: I don't know... It looks pretty crispy and tender to me.

Friend 2 then proceeded to draw a hot pocket. Then drew the crispy, hot, crunchy, yummy, tenderness that enriches the Hot Pocket, with sound effects for each adjective.

Friend 2 is so unbelievably cool.