A post about penises (to make up for my lack of one)...

Did you know that it would take 2,261,570,588 penises placed end to end to reach the moon (assuming that each one was 17 cm long)?

Lingam Gnosis: What type of penis do you have? Hmm... I don't think I can look at the natural elements the same way again, ever...

Oh, and remember how I was whining about someone getting me a bellybutton ring? Well I found the perfect one. I can't even begin to tell you how hot I would look with that thing in my stomach. It even moves.

Hey, it's late and I'm tired okay? That give me perfectly good reasoning to look at stuff about male genitalia.