Happy Birthday, Stephanie!!!

I love you. And your floor. And your Tare Panda. Yum!

"Shutthefuckup."
"You fucker!"
"If you had a dick, I'd suck it."
"You're good at being you!"
"OW! My foot!!!"
"I set the ramen on fire!"
"Chie ji pien? Chie shu er pien. Da jia chu lian pien."