I'm leaving tonight at 5 to fly back to Ca$hville Nashville for Labor Day. Will anyone else be in town?

Oh, who am I kidding, no one's gonna be there. Sigh.

Y'all party it up for me this weekend, while I sit at home by my lonesome.

I leave you with:

How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men - Best. Book. Ever.

How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale - I'm considering purchasing this one, yes? [Link via Danny]

The Invisibility Game! - Holy crap, this game is uber-hard. I love it.