The Best Week(end) Ever, Part II

The TX/OU game was this past Saturday. Phuong, and Julie, and I made our way to Dallas Thursday afternoon to cheer on our beloved Longhorns.

We saw rainbows on the road there.

Hello Stephanie!

Flat, or... "Fat" noodles are delicious. As are durian slushies?

What is it with people's houses being SO DAMN HOT? Seriously. There's a thing called air conditioning, you know.

On Friday, we went to the state fair. But not before we sat in the parking lot and chugged beers and proceeded to get buzzed. And when I say "we", I really meant "I". Damn me and my low tolerance. 1 and a half beers? You've got to be kidding me.





The state fair was a lot of fun. We ate a lot. No really, A LOT. We rode on a couple rides that gave me the worst whiplash, ever. We bought knockers (although we have yet to use them... on each other). The best part of the evening was when Stephanie poured Cajun seasoning and cayenne pepper all over her corn-on-the-cob (to where the whole thing was red) and then ate it. And then made the funniest faces as tears were streaming down her face. And then went into the bathroom to wash her corn in the sink. Wow. If only I had a camera to capture that priceless moment.

After the fair, we decided to go to Ann's place to meet up Karen and Tony so we can all play Power Hour. Yes. Two rounds in one day.





Oops. Everyone was too tired to drink. Power Hour was replaced by the steamy sex scene in Disclosure. So, if you've seen the movie, would you consider Michael Douglas to be raped? By HOTTIE DEMI MOORE?

Saturday morning. Woke up just in time to watch kick-off. Which was probably the best part of the entire game since the rest was just horribly depressing.

Stephanie decided to drown her sorrows by banging on the piano and then proceeded to get completely inebriated.

She also showed us that, yes, it is quite possible to get yourself stuck in the space between a bed and a wall. For over 20 minutes.





"Why do girls wear makeup?? You're gorgegous without it... Okay, well not gorgeous, but you're really pretty." Thanks, Stephanie.

I chugged half a bottle of Boone's (it's not "lame", you fucker) and went to watch Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle FOR THE THIRD FREAKING TIME. My excuse this time was that it was only a dollar, and I was buzzed. So it's okay, right? No? Damn.

Sucks not remembering things, huh?

Mmm. Garlic rolls. So. Yum.

I read the most incredible book Saturday night at Stephanie's. The Five People You Meet in Heaven. I laughed, I cried, I pondered the meaning of life. I highly recommend it. And after you do, call me up so we can discuss it. Because it's that good.

Sex talks with Julie and Phuong are the best. Too bad to the one that passed out, and Vivian - we missed you.

Free Dim Sum two Sundays in a row? Score for Phuong and Tammy. With much thanks to Julie's mom.

Do YOU have Halloween spirit?





Bye bye, Stephanie! Thanks for letting us crash at your place and driving us around.

Hello, Austin. I've missed you. It's good to be back.