I'm broke.

No, like, really, really fucking broke.

I have negative dollars in BOTH my bank accounts right now (damn you, overdraft fees!), and I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do.

Bye bye, $1000 for the apartment deposit.
Bye bye, $100 for the application fee.
Bye bye, $147 for my speeding ticket.

Hello, debt.

Goddamnit. You know it's really pathetic when you can't even buy a fucking 99 cent burger from Wendy's.

Sigh.