On October 17th at 11:48 pm, I officially became an aunt.

I was there with my brother and sister-in-law for the entire birthing process, and I helped them deliver the baby. All I can say is that it was the most fucking amazing thing I have ever witnessed in my whole life. Seeing Suzy create life made me realize just how strong and incredible a woman really is. The whole experience was just... unreal.

That being said, I am NEVER having children. Ever.

Anyway, welcome to the world, Madeline.

You know, she is only 6 pounds and 4 ounces, and only 14 inches long. I've eaten Subway sandwiches that were that big!

Jesus. It's only been 2 days and already I'm making baby-eating jokes. I am going to be the best aunt in the history of the universe.

I'll leave you all with pictures of MY baby.