From our store meeting last night:

"What are some ways that you can service customers in the fitting room?"
"... Wear kneepads."

And from Margaret Cho:

"The hotness is not about age, looks, body type, race - it is about honesty, knowing who you are and being who you are, without trying to front like you are better than you are. It is about the down deep authenticity of self, then living it, loving it and looking it."