A conversation that happened last weekend to show you just how incredibly cool my friends and I are:

Friend 1: So I knew this guy once and he was really annoying...
Me: What was he?
1: Really annoying... Anyway...
Me: Was he really annoying?
1: Yeah. He was really annoying. So...
Friend 2: How annoying was he?
1: Really annoying.
Friend 3: Really really annoying?
1: No. Not really really annoying. Just really annoying.
Me: How was he annoying?
1: He was just really annoying.
2: Really really annoying?
1: No. Just really annoying. So I knew this guy and he was really annoying…
3: Really annoying?
1: Really annoying. So no one really like him…
Me: How come no one really liked him?
1: Because he was really annoying.
Me: Really really annoying?
1: No. Just really annoying. So no one like him…
3: Because he was really annoying.
1: Because he was really annoying, so no one like him.
2: Was he stupid?
1: No.
2: Did he do drugs?
1: No. He was really annoying.
2: Did he have lots of friends?
1: No.
3: How come?
1: Because he was really annoying.
Me: Really really annoying?
1: No. Just really annoying. And no one liked him, so one day someone put laxitives in his Coke and he drank it and he had to go to the bathroom for like, 2 hours.
Me: Wait. Someone really annoying put laxitives in…
1: No. Someone else put Ex-lax in the really annoying person’s drink.
Me: Was he really annoying too?
1: No. But he put laxitives in the really person’s drink.
2: Why wasn’t he really annoying?
1: Because. I don’t know. But he wasn’t really annoying. The other guy was really annoying though...
3: What other guy?
1: The really annoying guy.
2: Was he annoying?
1: Really annoying.
2: Really really annoying?
1: No. Just really annoying.
Me: And he put laxitives in someone’s drink?
1: No. Someone else put laxitives in the really annoying person’s drink.
3: Why did he do that?
1: Because he was really annoying.
2: How annoying?
1: Really annoying.
3: And the really annoying guy drank the laxitives in the Coke.
1: Right.
3: Were the laxitives really annoying?
1: No. Just the guy who drank it. He was really annoying.
2: Who put the laxitives in the annoying guy’s drink?
1: Someone else.
Me: Was he really annoying?
1: No. He wasn’t really annoying.
Me: Was he really really annoying?
1: Um. Maybe. But he put laxitives in the really annoying guy’s drink.
2: Was the drink really annoying?
1: No. The guy who drank it was really annoying.
3: Why did he drink it if it had laxitives in it?
1: Because he didn’t know. And cause he was really annoying.
2: Just really annoying?
1: Yeah. Only really annoying.
3: But the guy who put it in his drink could be really really annoying.
1: Right. So a guy who’s not really annoying but could be really really annoying or not-so-annoying-at-all put laxitives in a really annoying guys drink and he had to go to the bathroom for 2 hours.
2: The really really annoying or not-so-annoying-at-all guy had to go to the bathroom?
1: No. The guy who was really annoying did.
3: How annoying?
1: Really annoying.
Me: Wait. I’m confused. Can you start over?
2: …
3: …
1: You're really annoying.